Every mans dream. Taking three gorgeous women to the Essex munch, Alex_Female, Marya and Feckledbird. Might be great arriving with three ladies, but the four hour drive has me breaking out in palpatations and the shakes already.
Imagine the scene. Alex_Female in the passenger seat and Marya and Freckledbird in the back. Get three women in an enclosed space, add a picnic, chocolates and drinks. What do you get..................GOSSIP.
It will be yip, yap, rabbit all the way down. An what about my poor ears..... :shock: . I am thinking about a quick bit of shopping in the morning, and get myself some ear defenders.
Any conversation would be like this (Alex_Female=Yip, Marya=Yap, Freckledbird=Rabbit)
Yip, yip, rabbit, yip, rabbit, rabbit, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, rabbit, yip, yip, yap, yap.
Things to note on this conversation.......no breath breaks......not waitng for the other to finish.
I would try and gain some sanity at this time, so would increase the volume on the radio. What would they do.......if you put the volume up so will they so the conversation woud end up as:
Yip, yip, rabbit, yip, rabbit, rabbit, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, rabbit, yip, yip, yap, yap.
So when you get to the Essex munch.......and there is a guy stood at the bar, holding onto a bottle of whiskey and glass......but not being able to get it into the glass because his nerves are shot.......be nice and help pour him a drink.
This is because the poor bugger has to do the return trip the next day
Dave_Notts
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Essex munch blues
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But Dave, if we take drinks we'll have to stop for we wee breaks. So while we have a wee, you can rest your ears 
Bev
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Bev
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Not that Fecking Feckledbird?? :shock: :shock: Sex God
Dave, Chris just saw this and said we shouldn't all talk with our mouths full anyway 
Bev xx
Bev xx
Quote by Dave__Notts
Every mans dream. Taking three gorgeous women to the Essex munch, Alex_Female, Marya and Feckledbird. Might be great arriving with three ladies, but the four hour drive has me breaking out in palpatations and the shakes already.
Imagine the scene. Alex_Female in the passenger seat and Marya and Freckledbird in the back. Get three women in an enclosed space, add a picnic, chocolates and drinks. What do you get..................GOSSIP.
It will be yip, yap, rabbit all the way down. An what about my poor ears..... :shock: . I am thinking about a quick bit of shopping in the morning, and get myself some ear defenders.
Any conversation would be like this (Alex_Female=Yip, Marya=Yap, Freckledbird=Rabbit)
Yip, yip, rabbit, yip, rabbit, rabbit, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, rabbit, yip, yip, yap, yap.
Things to note on this conversation.......no breath breaks......not waitng for the other to finish.
I would try and gain some sanity at this time, so would increase the volume on the radio. What would they do.......if you put the volume up so will they so the conversation woud end up as:
Yip, yip, rabbit, yip, rabbit, rabbit, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, rabbit, yip, yip, yap, yap.
So when you get to the Essex munch.......and there is a guy stood at the bar, holding onto a bottle of whiskey and glass......but not being able to get it into the glass because his nerves are shot.......be nice and help pour him a drink.
This is because the poor bugger has to do the return trip the next day
Dave_Notts
ear plugs, failing that,,a whole bag of cotton wool, but i find brussel sprouts the best, but use fresh, not frozen...untold brain damage with frozen
Sex God
Bugger off Sarge, I knew what he meant
Ignore him Dave, he's only jealous
Ignore him Dave, he's only jealous
Sex God
KitKat, why do you think it's going to take 4 hours? We're not going on the motorway
Dave, we'll all be taking turns at having mouthfuls so we'll be catching a breath in between
Bev
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Dave, we'll all be taking turns at having mouthfuls so we'll be catching a breath in between
Bev
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Sex God
dave?
piss right off ok!
:flipa: :flipa:
you dare come on here bitching at us cos you have alex, marya and freckle in your car?!?!
you lucky, lucky bastard!
:x :x
piss right off ok!
:flipa: :flipa:you dare come on here bitching at us cos you have alex, marya and freckle in your car?!?!
you lucky, lucky bastard!
:x :x 
Sex God
CQ which TV was it? Judy? Ellie? Lucy?
Just wondered
Sorry girls no offence intended
Bev
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Just wondered
Sorry girls no offence intended
Bev
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Sex God
:doh:
Silly me, I didn't read the small print
Bev
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Silly me, I didn't read the small print
Bev
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CQ,
I think in hindsight it was a bit like how Dave_notts described it really :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:beer: :happy: :boo: :evil2: :giggle: :smug: :boo: :beer: :smile2: :smoke: :wave2: :giggle: :boo: :happy:
Wasn't quite the same on the way home though.
:yawn: :crazy:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
I think in hindsight it was a bit like how Dave_notts described it really :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:beer: :happy: :boo: :evil2: :giggle: :smug: :boo: :beer: :smile2: :smoke: :wave2: :giggle: :boo: :happy:
Wasn't quite the same on the way home though.
:yawn: :crazy:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
