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Pmsfl.....!!!!
Yep i was trying to hide...do u blame me.....? lol
U don't miss nothin do ya.......He was trying to rob me!!!! Did u put him up to it?? lol
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Pmsfl.....!!!!
Yep i was trying to hide...do u blame me.....? lol
U don't miss nothin do ya.......He was trying to rob me!!!! Did u put him up to it?? lol

to right...we had a pack...he charge u more...give me cheap sambuca.... oh sambuca im feeling sick just thinking of it again...
Cheers.....why did u have to go mention that!!!!!!
Last time i was really bad like that was when i had Aftershock sad or was it Tequilla... knowing me it could of been both :uhoh:
Quote by LilMissGullable
or was it Tequilla... knowing me it could of been both :uhoh:

Nooooo - DO NOT mention Tequilla!!! Memories of New Year!!
Thanks to all for a great night left early had to work but great time had see you all agin soon lol
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You look like a cloud??? confused :shock:

Yes, all big and white and fluffy. That's me. That must be how I got the name Breezer. Mummy and Daddy cloud were inventive with their names weren't they :? I have a brother called Windy and a sister called Fluffer.
Or she could have meant the one on my photo advert.. Mm...
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Hey Mrs GHC, did some1 remind you to bring your outfit. LOL
Mike

Yes thanks Mike, poor lovely Denise PM'd me three times to remind me, and i still nearly forgot! The dress was for a girlfriend, whos going to borrow it for something wink :twisted:
Well wot can we say...................................nice to meet old and new friendly faces,good time had by all. Errrrrrrrrrrr Chardonnay.................thanks for nearly breakin my legs wen u sat on me,the thing you did't realise at the time was that my boots was resting on Mr Muttleys lap and the metal heels dug into his crown jewels!!!!.
Tatty...............thanks for showing me the wendy house at the back,hope you put it to good use lol.( WASN'T THE TIT TAPE U WAS WEARING SUPPOSED TO B THINNER! ) and under your top not on it lol. rolleyes
Vicky-Uk............................suprised to see you in pants hun and sober....ish............next time you should find a pole for dancing with not a wooden pillar lol. ( Good moves tho ) :happy:
A big thank -you to Steve-G who gave us a lift all the way to our front doorNot much coversation but hey we was all knackerd :inlove:
To all those we have not named xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Big THANK YOU to DeniseBabe and Mister_Discreet for organising a great night. DeniseBabe you surprised me when you told me it was the *first* Munch in Essex, surely not the last???
As our first munch we were nervous/excited but once we got chatting with people we were put well at ease - so a big THANKS to everyone we met in particular LibraLove, Mr. GenHertsCpl, MrsFC, Kinky Essex, Breezer and Fiona & Jed. To anyone we've forgotten to mention sorry but the evening seemed to go so quickly! We had a great time and look forward to the next one - where/when is it???
Choc&Sex.
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OK enough of the name dropping - where are the PICCYS???
Just wanted to put our bit about the munch.
Thanks Chards and Mr Discreet it was well organised and a good time was had by all.
Cant wait to see all the pic's biggrin
Tigersgobounce69xxxxxxxxxxxx
Brilliant night followed by a brilliant Sunday wink
It was great seeing everyone and no I didnt talk enough as get me on a dance floor and you cant get me off :shock: :shock: :shock:
Rainbows I will never never forget you again - as Mike North said fantastic looking bird with the only thing being better - her personality!!!!
Great to see Kit and Kat, Mr and Mrs FC, Dreamer Helen, Marya (sex on legs), Essexlady (thanks for letting me come to the after party smile ), GenHrtscple, DaveJ (nice mover!!!), Jiggle,Frecklebird, Fabio, Marcuso ( is the spuff still in the post :shock: :shock: ), Lazeeboy, Gurl, Drifter,VickyUK, Alex and Dave Notts, Steveg and Bernie (no not linked but should be) , TiggersaysBounce thanks for the lift. Anyone else forgotten that I said hello to I apologise redface surprisedops:
Tanina you boots wow they were to die for - I want some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most of all thanks to Denise Babe and M_D for organising such a great night. One of the best!!!!!!!!!!
Lots of love Corriexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I will add my thanks to Denise_Babe and Mr_Discreet for organising a great munch, the end of the evening came much to soon. :cry:
It was really great to see people I already knew and to put faces to names for some of the people I have wanted to meet.
I will not try and mention everyone I met as I am bound to miss someone out but a special mention to Tanina for her VERY nice boots. :twisted: , to Marmalaid who's outfit was rather a contrast to the Notts Munch lol , to Kit & Kitkat who were just lovely and a lot of fun and to DreamerHelen for some wonderful hugs biggrin .
From what i could see everyone had a great evening.
Roger the Dragon cool
MQ - sorry babes, no piccys. :cry:
What a great night thanks to Denise n Mr D
Was great meeting old friends again biggrin and meeting all the new faces you were all awesome as per usual
Big Thanks to Alex our sexy DJ, Mrs Muttley for having the tastiest boobs ive ever known mmmmm, and Alex Female for having boobs i want to rest my head on wink was great seeing both you n Dave Notts again
Stuart n Tanina mmmmmmmmmmmm both as sexy as ever
thanks to mrFC for the loan of his badge ile not say where it was pinned :wink:
I apoligise for wearing pants, just thought id be different this time but alas got told off so many times for it, ile make sure it dosent happen again lol
daveJ oooooooh what a mover :shock: trouble was all i could picture was Mals donkey especially with the faces he pulled
and ive photographic evidence steveg was on the dancefloor :shock: :wink:
God theres so many people to mention im going to be here all night lol so thanks for the snogs the hugs and the gropes everyone you were all excellent company
mind you I think i kissed mrs GenHerts goodbye 5 times well do you blame me :wink:
bassman was a pleasure babes kiss mmmmm
finally a great bit thanks to the essex crewe who looked afer us all weekend, our sexy hostess essexlady great big hugs hun and thanks, tatty, lisa, oh and Lazee
thanks to Marcuso for the lift down Red sorry i wasnt there to say bye this morning hun
and a big thank you to tony and Melons45 for the lift back up north :kiss:
I think we need an awards evening for the munch...
And the prize for best apparel item of the evening goes to...
Tanina - how many times have people mentioned her boots (see above)? biggrin
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I think we need an awards evening for the munch...
And the prize for best apparel item of the evening goes to...
Tanina - how many times have people mentioned her boots (see above)? biggrin

how about the best blusher award????? (hint hint)
Jiggle
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how about the best blusher award????? (hint hint)

Or the best wearer of multiple badges!!!!!! Ahem - still no takers!!!!! :cry:
* sneaks in very quietly
To say a massive THANK YOU to DeniseBabe and Mr_D for organising it all, and to everyone else for putting up with me redface
As usual; I had a complete blast.
Was good to see some familiar faces (?) and brill to meet some new.
Look out Leicester :shock:
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I apoligise for wearing pants, just thought id be different this time but alas got told off so many times for it, ile make sure it dosent happen again lol

Well we thought your pants and top looked really sexy :inlove:
And we forgot to mention Kit & Kat - how could we do that dunno .........such great people biggrin
But we'll probably spend the next two weeks thinking of names that we didn't think about.
If we missed you......... SORRY but it was great to see you
Stuart & Tanina hump xxx
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And we forgot to mention Kit & Kat - how could we do that dunno .........such great people biggrin

Dunno HOW you missed out kit and kat!!! sillyhwoar:
I'll keep it short.
Thanks to Denise and Mr_D for all their hard work.
Was great to see everyone, but I must make a special mention -
Bernie (at last!), Tigersgobounce (mmmm!), Davej (lovely feet), Gurl (looked fabulous, darrrlin), GenHertsCpl - (where you from??), lilmissgullable (what a great mate - love ya) and everyone else who was soooo lovely to meet! biggrin
All those I've met before - it was wonderful to see again.
Marms - how's yer hernia coming on???
lol
How could I forget Tatty????? MmmmmwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhH! xxxxx
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Marcuso......you owe me!! xx

And what, young lady, might I ask, do I owe you??????????? (as if I don't know..............lol) ps you have a PM babes
A brilliant night and a VERY big thank you to Denise and Mr_D. A great munch and a very nice venue.
I met so many new faces and old friends that I couldn't possibly mention them all.
And to really top the night off I think I actually managed to meet everyone that attended. (That'll have to go down as a first.....lol{Please feel free to correct me if I missed saying hello to anyone})
Had a great evening for the pre-munch party at Tatty's on Friday evening even if it was full of "suvverners" eh Layzeeboy??.........lol and a brilliant evening at the munch itself. Followed by a great party at Essexlady's
And thank you for putting up with me staying at yours and also a big sorry for waking you up on Sunday morning Essexlady, but a brilliant chill-out and chat.
Really looking forward to the next one.
Marcuso
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how about the best blusher award????? (hint hint)
Jiggle

You were wearing blusher? :shock:
Still, nice match with your eyeshadow... ;)
Marms - how's yer hernia coming on???

That'll be a double hernia Marya - he picked us both up confused
Bev
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Hi everyone
Can I please ask just one thing and that is will Chardonnay and Mr D please please please arrange another meet. I'm looking at this thread feeling very depressed lol.
And will someone please volunteer to drag us there, regardless of how we're feeling lol.
Seriously, glad to hear you all had a great time, sorry we missed it.
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It's wonderful to see so many positive responses, it's really made all the effort worthwhile biggrin
If anyone out there is thinking about running their first munch, I have two pieces of advice for you: Firstly, go for it, you'll have an amazing sense of achievement when you see all those happy horny drunken faces, and secondly, don't try and do it alone! As I'm sure you are aware, Denise put in a huge amount of work in on this, and this was her munch much more than mine, without her the night simply wouldn't have happened. 3 cheers for Denise!
:wave2: :wave2: :wave2:
I'm sorry I didn't get more of a chance to actually talk to people, but by the time I'd finished running around it was time to go home, so please accept my apologies if I appeared to be a shambling bundle of stress rather than a genteel and eloquent host!
I'd also like to make up for an omission I made when I was suddenly handed the mic and expected to give a speech... There is one thing you need to make a munch a success, and that is a crowd of amazing people to make the journey there and party the night away. Even the bar staff commented they had never seen so many people drink so much without tempers rising, so please imagine me giving you lot the round of applause you should have had on the night. You were great :D
a big thank you to denise and the other crew who helped to organise the munch i really really enjoyed it as im a swingers virgin and never knew wat to expect i was then told to expect nothing and its just a party well thats very true until
and how there wasnt no comebacks on the so called birthday party il never know
thanks again for a gr8 party and heres to the next one
matt-29-essex
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Well, I shall have to echo the thanks to Denise, Mr D, Alex and everyone else who had anything to do with it,
The Thanks
The Thanks
The Thanks
The Thanks
The Thanks
It was a fantastic munch, - Great to spend time with those near us, those we have not seen since the last munch we went to, and those we were meeting for the first time.
It was even nice missing a few out this time round, I always end up with a list of people I MEANT to meet, and never quite got round to it - gives you something to look forward to at the next munch! rolleyes
OK - one or two things I have to pick up from the posts before:
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Oh and Kitkat - that was a great big bloody pillar

And just in case anyone missed it first time:
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Oh and Kitkat - that was a great big bloody pillar
cool
A massive thank you to KitKat and Kit for really taking me under their wing and looking after me all night.....and thanks Kat for my Hollywood Kiss
It was my pleasure. :shock: Bit dodgy doing the holiday thing that late in the evening though :shock:
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We hope to attend the next one - babysitters allowing!
You go for as long as you like mate, make a weekend of it, in fact, make a week of it, Kit and I will be fine. biggrin
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Oh and apologies to whoever was in rooms 104 and 106.
Don't worry L, I happen to know that room 104 was empty all night.
lhk
Kat
Just popped in to thank Denise and Mr_D for a job well done in organising a wonderful one.
Also special thanks go to Essexlady for putting up with so many northerners under one roof, thanks hun; to Lazeeboy for giving us some vital chav spotting tips, good game at first but omg, so many. It became harder spotting the non-chavs lol
To all the people i spoke to at the munch, some for the first time, and some that i had met before, thanks for making my first munch a pleasurable one
And last, but not least, to Marcuso, Cathy and Vicky for being road buddies for the drive to chav central biggrin . Thanks guys. xxxxxxxx
The other thing I can't believe is how little a monetary contribution was asked for to have the privilege of having a DJ (or were services volunteered for free anyway?) and taking over half their space for the evening.
Any other even vaguely commercial event like this (such as would be organised by many other contact sites I'm sure) would be charging, well, at least triple that, absolute bare minimum. Goes to show the kind of self-less and friendly approach we have here.
Breezer