Clare_lincs,
you're quite right and I'm definitely in the wrong, I should have posted my question to a mod. I apologise and I won't do it again.
Ice Pie,
Actually, no, I'm sure all the people who post here have self-respect. It was the tone of the post that I thought was dodgy, not so much the sure thingness of it.
I wanted to reply to my earlier message but it's locked. I think it would best to leave it at this.