Even tho he was an idiot, I do feel sorry.....

14 Jul 2004

Was sent this link earlier by a friend.... Apparently the story was on the radio this morning, sorry to anyone who's already heard / seen it....

14 Jul 2004

OUCH!!!!

14 Jul 2004

bouncy bouncy boing boing....... wink

14 Jul 2004

Jeeeez, I was gonna have spag bol for tea..........don't think I will now. :shock:

14 Jul 2004

is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?
brings a whole new meaning to shooting off in your pants rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
gilbert redface

ops:

14 Jul 2004

There is nothing you can say that adds to or takes away form this report . The newspapers should pay for an op to ensure he has offspring , who knows when they may need a good story in future .

14 Jul 2004

F**king hilarious story I laughed my head off yesterday when I read it. The bit in my paper said he was in disagreement with his mate over who should buy the next round and went home to get the gun to sort it out.
I like the bit about him already being done for having a screwdriver - I wonder what he did with that :shock:

14 Jul 2004

Quote by celticq
I like the bit about him already being done for having a screwdriver - I wonder what he did with that :shock:

I'd drink it

14 Jul 2004

The report said
"This was an isolated incident, an aberration. It was out of character,"
So - he didn't make a habit of shooting himself in the bollocks then? What a surprise!
(Less surprise at the fact that Cops would drink the screwdriver rolleyes

)

14 Jul 2004

It brings a tear to my eye!!! :cry:
Bye bye to pocket billiards then!!! :twisted: :twisted:
(further note.. celticq--- great avatar! is that "x" marks the spot this time??)

14 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
(Less surprise at the fact that Cops would drink the screwdriver )

lol... if its got vodka in it i know about it , as u well know wink

15 Jul 2004

Quote by celticq
I like the bit about him already being done for having a screwdriver - I wonder what he did with that :shock:

Thats what started him on the slippery slope that screwed up his life biggrin

:shock:

15 Jul 2004

I geuss its a moral story to all you blokes out there,
Never carry a shotgun in your trousers rolleyes

:roll:
Sorry but not an ounce of sympathy mad

:shock:
Clare,xxx
wink

15 Jul 2004

Apologies, but, although this is a sad story, I can't help but think...
...if the shotgun was just an inch or so higher, would he have gone off "half cocked"?! * :lol2:

15 Jul 2004

And if he had shot his cock off he could have used the insanity defence-
coz he was "just nuts"
lol

Rachel

15 Jul 2004

Just think about this confused

: A shotgun is about 4 foot long(butt to end of barrel).
If this is right, then would he not have shot his foot off.
Maybe it was a sawn off, that would account for having the bollox or not as the case may be to carry the gun in the first place.