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evenin' all
Welcome back Rainbows! Missed ya! 
Where ya been?
Don't think you missed much, apart from some drama in the watersports department
Where ya been?
Don't think you missed much, apart from some drama in the watersports department
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
WB Rainbows!!!!! Was wondering how you were doing!!! How is everything? 
Quote by xxdevil69
WB Rainbows!!!!! Was wondering how you were doing!!! How is everything?
Everything is just great :D . I managed to cock up both my flights home AND back. going there not my fault by resulted in me having to spend 24 hours in airport waiting for flight! NO fun. Then on way back I, ahem, fell asleep and missed the flight back!!
:roll: . but back now!!! Just in time for my TV to go "pop" on me! I think thta makes 3 things surely? :shock: 
Sex God
HI,
Welocme back, hope apart from your flights you had a good time.
Welocme back, hope apart from your flights you had a good time.
Hiya sweetheart.
Well... what's happened here? David Blunkett is in trouble for summat and nothing; England's Cricket team... oh, I guess you'll know about that..; Steve_Lincs is now to be known as Steve Steve The Peanut Man; I went back to work; The Sun wrote a nice article about me; Bluexx is feeling poorly; Sarge got locked in a tank; DaveJ had some Walnut Whips stolen!; DebbieWebs has gone AWOL, again; and we missed you :love:
HTH
V
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Well... what's happened here? David Blunkett is in trouble for summat and nothing; England's Cricket team... oh, I guess you'll know about that..; Steve_Lincs is now to be known as Steve Steve The Peanut Man; I went back to work; The Sun wrote a nice article about me; Bluexx is feeling poorly; Sarge got locked in a tank; DaveJ had some Walnut Whips stolen!; DebbieWebs has gone AWOL, again; and we missed you :love:
HTH
V
X
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Hiya sweetheart.
Well... what's happened here? David Blunkett is in trouble for summat and nothing; England's Cricket team... oh, I guess you'll know about that..; Steve_Lincs is now to be known as Steve Steve The Peanut Man; I went back to work; The Sun wrote a nice article about me; Bluexx is feeling poorly; Sarge got locked in a tank; DaveJ had some Walnut Whips stolen!; DebbieWebs has gone AWOL, again; X
So nothing changed in my absence then
. You're all just the same! Have we found Debbie webs yet????!!!! And ho on earth did Steve_Lincs become a peanut man? Or shoudl I not ask? Being young and innocent myself of course 
Sex God
Hi Rainbows, a public "welcome back" from me.
The one piece of drama you missed in here (you lucky lucky b******d, as we Pythonites would say) was when certain admin persons decided to instigate a verification system in the SH chatroom, marking swingers verified as genuine with a plus. Almost by accident, an innocent passer-by started a comment thread on this topic, which went on to accrue 53 pages and over 1000 posts. So contentious was the topic that a few people left SH, though I think all came back. The experiment was abandoned, but not before a huge storm ravaged the cafe. I hope your holiday was nice and quiet in comparison - good to see you back.
Mike.
The one piece of drama you missed in here (you lucky lucky b******d, as we Pythonites would say) was when certain admin persons decided to instigate a verification system in the SH chatroom, marking swingers verified as genuine with a plus. Almost by accident, an innocent passer-by started a comment thread on this topic, which went on to accrue 53 pages and over 1000 posts. So contentious was the topic that a few people left SH, though I think all came back. The experiment was abandoned, but not before a huge storm ravaged the cafe. I hope your holiday was nice and quiet in comparison - good to see you back.
Mike.
Quote by MikeNorth
an innocent passer-by started a comment thread on this topic, which went on to accrue 53 pages and over 1000 posts.
OUCH!!! think I need to waste a few hours reading that one then!! Someone send me a link!!
Thanks for the PM MikeNorth. I knew someone had to remember I was back and past my registered Leave of absence time!! shhhh - don't tell the Sarge!!
Sex God
Quote by Rainbows
OUCH!!! think I need to waste a few hours reading that one then!! Someone send me a link!!
You'll regret it - you'll regret it - but the link is:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27234.html
Mike.
Quote by MikeNorth
You'll regret it - you'll regret it - but the link is:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27234.html
Mike.
Ok - you're right - I'm regretting it!!!!
.Damn - I know I'm back. Promised myself five minutes to say hi - and I've just poured myself another drink and settled in!!! Tut
Quote by Rainbows
I knew someone had to remember I was back and past my registered Leave of absence time!! shhhh - don't tell the Sarge!!
Blimey about time too!!! :shock: Welcome back Rainbows :bounce:
And yes, you were missed - was talking to someone on the phone about you were due back ages ago!! Thought you had deserted us!
. 
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
OUCH!!! think I need to waste a few hours reading that one then!! Someone send me a link!!
You'll regret it - you'll regret it - but the link is:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27234.html
Mike.
nooooooooooooo goddammit leave it dead and buried FFS! :shock: :shock: :shock:
welcome back rainbows! wondering when you we're due to get back? i wouldn't recommend reading the thread tho rainbows. it gets nasty in places!
all tho to be fair the last few pages pick up with a discussion of my penis for some reason? 
:lol2:anyways tell us all about sunny africa and make me impossibly jealous . . . ;)
neil x x x ;)
Quote by Rainbows
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: Rainbows
Total Amount of Posts: 159
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: MUCH needed holiday!! (been saving up all year!)
Location of Leave: Africa
From (Last Posting Day): 9th November (or maybe 10th)
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): 3rd December
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature . :color: :color: :color: ...............
Date ... .............................
And where have you been young Lady?? (And I use both terms loosely!!) You were due back two days ago - what have you got to say for yourself???
Do you know how worried we have been ??? We have checked with Customs, The Police, and even had Judy walking up and down the Gay Village looking for you!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Yes, you may well look at me like that !! Come here and bend over!!! :P :P
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Now don't do it again !!
Welcome Back
:kiss: :kiss: Quote by Sgt Bilko
Do you know how worried we have been ??? We have checked with Customs, The Police, and even had Judy walking up and down the Gay Village looking for you!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Yes but, no but, yes but, no but!!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Awww shucks - I fort it'd be ok to brake the reewls like!!!
Only did to get a kiss from the sarge!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
WB Rainbows!
Hope you had a nice time and your not toooooooooooo brown
Hope you had a nice time and your not toooooooooooo brown
Sex God
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Tan is already going though :cry:
Well if no-one else is going to do it.......
Better show us yer white bits quick then. :P
:lol: :lol: (there's always one isn't there.
:lol: )Hi Rainbows.
Nice to see you back again. Hope you had a fantastic time. Right that's the customary nice bits over with......... where's our prezzies?
:roll: :lol: :lol: *hopes she bought DaveJ an african mask* :lol: :lol:
