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Ok calm down, calm down. This is not a thread about cock size. Oh no!
This is a serious discussion I'm inviting, so get yer posting boots on.
The fact is HornyRed is growing! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Here are the facts:
Two or three weeks ago she was just plain HornyRed then she grew into HornyRedSlut and now :crazy: :shock: :shock: lol she's grown some more.
Yep! :grin:
Now, take note one and all :small-print:
She's grown into HornyRedCockSlut! :P :P :P
It's my theory that this might have one of two causes:
Either a result of her and Dino's visit to Cupids the other day,
Or
Something to do with the rash of new Hornysummatorothers who've appeared in SH Towers recently!
What I want to know is when are you going to come out about this HR and amend your sig? poke
Does anyone else have any other theories for this phenomenon?
Oh, and BTW! Thank fluck there aren't any other Eagersummatorothers in here otherwise I might feel myself groooooooooooooooooooooowing and I'd have to PM Mark and ask him to make me Eagerslut 9999 or something similar. redface surprisedops: :oops:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I've just noticed a cabbage_kitty (welcome BTW wave wink :wink: ) and wish it to be known that this is not an offspring of my Kitty who is safely busy working right now!
Ermmmmmmm.....................
:scared: :scared: :scared: :rascal: :rascal: bolt
dunno :dunno: :dunno: loon :loon: :loon: :loon: :loon:
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
All the words in hornyredcockslut say it all :rascal: :rascal:
I cant help myself dunno with things growing :rascal:
Or is that you can't help causing things to grow biggrin
Quote by tallnhairy
Or is that you can't help causing things to grow biggrin

Well i try my best :rascal:
Quote by HornyRed
Or is that you can't help causing things to grow biggrin

Well i try my best :rascal:
dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Its all beyond me!!!
Quote by Happy Cats
Or is that you can't help causing things to grow biggrin

Well i try my best :rascal:
dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Its all beyond me!!!
doesn't that just make you miserable? How's BoBfOc's sign up going? Or could I suggest Butter-Face ( as in..."Christ, what a great body...but her face!" ) - feel free to use my ideas ( oh yes, I know you would - and claim the credit for it! )
Quote by smokerjim
Or is that you can't help causing things to grow biggrin

Well i try my best :rascal:
dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Its all beyond me!!!
doesn't that just make you miserable? How's BoBfOc's sign up going? Or could I suggest Butter-Face ( as in..."Christ, what a great body...but her face!" ) - feel free to use my ideas ( oh yes, I know you would - and claim the credit for it! )
You know what it stands for dont you?
I wondered why no-one asked me, you bastard! wink
Quote by Happy Cats
Or is that you can't help causing things to grow biggrin

Well i try my best :rascal:
dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Its all beyond me!!!
doesn't that just make you miserable? How's BoBfOc's sign up going? Or could I suggest Butter-Face ( as in..."Christ, what a great body...but her face!" ) - feel free to use my ideas ( oh yes, I know you would - and claim the credit for it! )
You know what it stands for dont you?
I wondered why no-one asked me, you bastard! wink
FFS! Now I'm confused and it's my bloody thread! :dunno: :confused: :confused:
To be on the safe side you'd better both have one of these smackbottom
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by EagerSlut
Or is that you can't help causing things to grow biggrin

Well i try my best :rascal:
dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Its all beyond me!!!
doesn't that just make you miserable? How's BoBfOc's sign up going? Or could I suggest Butter-Face ( as in..."Christ, what a great body...but her face!" ) - feel free to use my ideas ( oh yes, I know you would - and claim the credit for it! )
You know what it stands for dont you?
I wondered why no-one asked me, you bastard! wink
FFS! Now I'm confused and it's my bloody thread! :dunno: :confused: :confused:
To be on the safe side you'd better both have one of these smackbottom
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I was thinking of splitting as per horny red & dino, but instead of being boring, Mrs Happy Cats was going to be BoBFoc.
Works for me!
..............but only for so long!
Quote by Happy Cats
Its ok, I can wait! innocent

Deary me - don't tell me you are going into this and you need a full heads-up? Not healthy if Mrs Happy Cats is a name as Ironic as yours!
Well for your info ( and Eager's ) bobfoc is an acronym
Body
Off-of
Baywatch
Face
Off-of
Crimewatch
Sheesh, amateurs!
Quote by Happy Cats
Its ok, I can wait! innocent

Good for you! dunno
(Cue: applause) :huh:
Quote by smokerjim
Its ok, I can wait! innocent

Deary me - don't tell me you are going into this and you need a full heads-up? Not healthy if Mrs Happy Cats is a name as Ironic as yours!
Well for your info ( and Eager's ) bobfoc is an acronym
Body
Off-of
Baywatch
Face
Off-of
Crimewatch
Sheesh, amateurs!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I can go to bed now!
Quote by Happy Cats
Its ok, I can wait! innocent

Deary me - don't tell me you are going into this and you need a full heads-up? Not healthy if Mrs Happy Cats is a name as Ironic as yours!
Well for your info ( and Eager's ) bobfoc is an acronym
Body
Off-of
Baywatch
Face
Off-of
Crimewatch
Sheesh, amateurs!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I can go to bed now!Slacker!
Quote by smokerjim
Its ok, I can wait! innocent

Deary me - don't tell me you are going into this and you need a full heads-up? Not healthy if Mrs Happy Cats is a name as Ironic as yours!
Well for your info ( and Eager's ) bobfoc is an acronym
Body
Off-of
Baywatch
Face
Off-of
Crimewatch
Sheesh, amateurs!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I can go to bed now!Slacker!
I'v e got a BobFoc waiting for me!
Quote by EagerSlut

Two or three weeks ago she was just plain HornyRed then she grew into HornyRedSlut and now :crazy: :shock: :shock: lol she's grown some more.
Yep! :grin:
Now, take note one and all :small-print:
She's grown into HornyRedCockSlut!
this im afraid is all true confused , and she was such a sweet girl when we first met innocent :whistling: wink
Quote by Eagersummatorothers
innocent
do i know you?
im sure we`ve met before confused
Quote by Eagersummatorothers
innocent

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
No, no, nooooooooooooooooooooooo! :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Pretenders! :huh: :huh: :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse:

This has all the hallmarks of a Bilko. Gerroff!!! smackbottom
Think I'll go back to bed and try waking up again later dunno
hope this doesnt become universal...if names start getting too long ill have to get a bigger monitor so it doesnt go off the edge of the screen :shock: :shock: lol
Quote by EagerSlut
innocent

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
No, no, nooooooooooooooooooooooo! :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Pretenders! :huh: :huh: :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse:

This has all the hallmarks of a Bilko. Gerroff!!! smackbottom
Think I'll go back to bed and try waking up again later dunno
I like you, I want to be just like you. I went out and bought myself a red spangly thong.
Do you remember that mini series with Dennis Waterman - She Devil? It's my favourite television program I watch it all the tme.
When you get up, will you be my mentor? worship
Quote by Eagersummatorothers
innocent

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
No, no, nooooooooooooooooooooooo! :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Pretenders! :huh: :huh: :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse:

This has all the hallmarks of a Bilko. Gerroff!!! smackbottom
Think I'll go back to bed and try waking up again later dunno
I like you, I want to be just like you. I went out and bought myself a red spangly thong.
Do you remember that mini series with Dennis Waterman - She Devil? It's my favourite television program I watch it all the tme.
When you get up, will you be my mentor? worship :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Blimey ES, who ever it is they`re very good, i wonder if the noob Eagersummatorother is a trucker too confused :?
Quote by Eagersummatorothers
innocent

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
No, no, nooooooooooooooooooooooo! :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Pretenders! :huh: :huh: :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse:

This has all the hallmarks of a Bilko. Gerroff!!! smackbottom
Think I'll go back to bed and try waking up again later dunno
I like you, I want to be just like you. I went out and bought myself a red spangly thong.
Do you remember that mini series with Dennis Waterman - She Devil? It's my favourite television program I watch it all the tme.
When you get up, will you be my mentor? worship
MISSCHIEF? :dunno:
For the first time since I've been in SH Towers I'm stuck for a reply. :shock: :shock:
Think I really do need that lie-down now!
Erm...............yep, I used to watch that series too.
:huh: bolt
Quote by Dino.
innocent

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
No, no, nooooooooooooooooooooooo! :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Pretenders! :huh: :huh: :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse:

This has all the hallmarks of a Bilko. Gerroff!!! smackbottom
Think I'll go back to bed and try waking up again later dunno
I like you, I want to be just like you. I went out and bought myself a red spangly thong.
Do you remember that mini series with Dennis Waterman - She Devil? It's my favourite television program I watch it all the tme.
When you get up, will you be my mentor? worship :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Blimey ES, who ever it is they`re very good, i wonder if the noob Eagersummatorother is a trucker too confused
:?
Well, if they wanna be like me they'll have to get the butterflies and all the rest that goes with it, including the scar where my spangly dangly belly bar grew out! lol :lol: :lol:
No contest methinks! :twisted:
Hey! Eagersummatorother, you're welcome to my bank balance! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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innocent

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Eager what the hell is going on dunno
Quote by HornyRed
innocent

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Eager what the hell is going on dunno
Search me! :dunno:
Maybe I'm being cloned or summat :shock: :shock: :shock:
Like I said though, no contest!rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by EagerSlut
Like I said though, no contest!rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

A contest could be interesting tho :rascal: :sticky:
But like you said no contest worship
coffee Bilko you cant hide forever.