EVER WONDER.......

7 Feb 2006

EVER WONDER WHY..........
why the sun lightens our hair, bit darkens our skin?
why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why sheep don't shrink in the rain?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "broker"?
dunno

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Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

7 Feb 2006

Right come on then own up which one of you lot has been feeding this lady philosophical pills dunno

And yes I did have to get a dictionary to find how to spell it redface

7 Feb 2006

....and why are boxing rings never round? dunno

7 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
Right come on then own up which one of you lot has been feeding this lady philosophical pills
Now now just coz I've got a cold doesn't mean to say my brains not in gear
And yes I did have to get a dictionary to find how to spell it

7 Feb 2006

Well if she H&H can do it so can I confused

EVER WONDER WHY.......... only smarties have the answer dunno

and I hope your man flu gets better soon :therethere:

7 Feb 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Why sheep don't shrink in the rain?

Sheep are actually clouds with legs. When they get wet, they simply rain all the water out.
But why is it that, when a road stops working, they put up a sign saying "road works"?

7 Feb 2006

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label label instructions on consumer goods:
On Sunsbury's peanuts "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)
On most brands of Xmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and..... I'm taking this because???.....)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner!! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: (Do not iron clothes on body." ( but I always thought this saved time!)
A childs superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
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7 Feb 2006

I bought a truck last week and whilst driving it home I pulled down the sun visor and the factory fitted sticker read
Driving blind is dangerous talk about stating the bleedin obvious confused

7 Feb 2006

ok some phrases of wisdom
Someone who thinks logically provids a nice contrast to the real world.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance!
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

7 Feb 2006

Some old ones, from the memory of an old work place.
These were genuine letters written to the council.
Could you please send round a workman as our toilet bowl is broken and we have nowhere to bath the children.
I need a new toilet seat the current seat is cracked and I cannot get BBC2.
An inspection is needed of my driveway. The surface is cracked and jagged and the other day my wife fell on it and is now pregnant.
Urgent attention needed to the water tank which is dripping. This is most probably caused by the children next door banging thier balls on the roof.
Mr Tweeky

7 Feb 2006

ok what happened it's those bloody aliens again ant it

7 Feb 2006

i the only one who thought............why is it called a blow job? rolleyes

dee xx

7 Feb 2006

Bloody Hell your right now there's a story here about my youth but it can wait (she was naieve) redface

7 Feb 2006

Quote by hisandhers
EVER WONDER WHY..........
why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Gamma rays from the sun heat our skin, slowly cooking us
why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food? One word - PETA
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Cos e didn't exist!
Why sheep don't shrink in the rain? They do, they're called lambs
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? Cos it's where your journey terminates, unless you don't live in the airport, in which case it's a bit stupid
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "broker"? That's cos of his other profession
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Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? To annoy the french

Quote by MikeNorth
....and why are boxing rings never round? Cos a box is square :roll:

8 Feb 2006

Where doesyour lap go when you stand up?