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'She who must be obeyed' once woke up in an orgasmic state calling the name of her previous lover! Didn't bother me but she was devastated, payed me back with great sex for ages. I also occasionally have wet dreams, usually not involving she who must be obeyed, but at least I'm quiet about it.
Any other members had previous lovers names whispered in their ears during love making (rumpy pumpy, whatever you want to call it) or heard during your partners sleep.
Has this been asked before?
Nah, the people I shag don't normally sleep where I can hear them, and they don't generally ask names anyway.
Anonymous sex saves a lot of problems!
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lol
Apparently said my ex's name in my sleep when i was with my last female companion.
Ever tried 'Rodeo sex'?
Take her doggy style, then just as you are about to cum, call out her sisters / mothers
name and see how long you can hang on for. lol
Quote by Long un
Ever tried 'Rodeo sex'?
Take her doggy style, then just as you are about to cum, call out her sisters / mothers
name and see how long you can hang on for. lol

rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
That joke was funny when I was 14
Once went out with a girl called sue followed by a girl called ruth. Called ruth sruth for about a week, then she dumped me. Can't understand why though ;-)
i'll get my coat..
taxi!
Something I do have to think hard about... when paying into a club where you have to give your first names, cos I go with lots of different "partners", I have to think quite hard about what the guy's name actually is to get it right. Not made a mistake yet, but I know I will one day rolleyes
Quote by bluexxx
Ever tried 'Rodeo sex'?
Take her doggy style, then just as you are about to cum, call out her sisters / mothers
name and see how long you can hang on for. lol

rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
That joke was funny when I was 14
and it wasn't that funny then :roll: :roll: :roll:
alright alright i'm going..
I called my last gf by my ex-fiances name once....Definately a "I'll just get my coat moment"
The real bizarre thing was I'd been going out with my ex gf before I hooked up with my fiance...found myself going back there.
Never again! Although I have to say my ex-fiance is an amazing shag and we seem to end up in bed with each other every few months or so lol
Quote by bluexxx
Something I do have to think hard about... when paying into a club where you have to give your first names, cos I go with lots of different "partners", I have to think quite hard about what the guy's name actually is to get it right. Not made a mistake yet, but I know I will one day rolleyes

Why don't you just get all your partners to have the same name and have them remember!
Well there were some wealthy aristos who all called their servants by one particular name because they couldn't be ar$ed to remember they're proper names!
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Quote by goodporking
Something I do have to think hard about... when paying into a club where you have to give your first names, cos I go with lots of different "partners", I have to think quite hard about what the guy's name actually is to get it right. Not made a mistake yet, but I know I will one day rolleyes

Why don't you just get all your partners to have the same name and have them remember!
Good idea. I'll try that. Thanks.
OK guys, you are all now called...........................
Ted.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Something I do have to think hard about... when paying into a club where you have to give your first names, cos I go with lots of different "partners", I have to think quite hard about what the guy's name actually is to get it right. Not made a mistake yet, but I know I will one day rolleyes

Why don't you just get all your partners to have the same name and have them remember!
Good idea. I'll try that. Thanks.
OK guys, you are all now called...........................
Ted.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ooooh nice idea!! I'll call all mine Fred, and then if we do a swap nobody will notice much difference :giggle:
Why not call them all Julie, hehehehe
Quote by goodporking
Why not call them all Julie, hehehehe

At weekends, when they are trannied up, yes, I guess Julie would work well hehehehehehehe
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Ever tried 'Rodeo sex'?
Take her doggy style, then just as you are about to cum, call out her sisters / mothers
name and see how long you can hang on for. lol

rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
That joke was funny when I was 14
7 years ago then? :grin: :grin: innocent bolt
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Quote by cc_7up
Ever tried 'Rodeo sex'?
Take her doggy style, then just as you are about to cum, call out her sisters / mothers
name and see how long you can hang on for. lol

rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
That joke was funny when I was 14
7 years ago then? :grin: :grin: innocent bolt
cc_7up
I like you. You can stay :giggle:
plus vat!, oh I'm so dead
Ted and Fred ?
I'll call mine Ned then ............. so can I join in ? can I ? can I ? :giggle:
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Best mate and childhood sweetheart (who I would still do in a heartbeat) is called Pete! :giggle: Husband is also called Pete :mrgreen:
No problems here with that!
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Quote by goodporking
Why not call them all Julie, hehehehe

oh I dunno, any of mine usually get called "Jeeeeeesssus "
lol
Quote by goodporking
plus vat!, oh I'm so dead

Well I'm suprised blue hasn't beaten me for this I must say. Bring it on baby!!!!!
I never, never use anmes during sex. Just in case I get it wrong redface
I have a friend who only goes out with men named Tom, so she can never shout the wrong name at the relevant moment...
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