Excuse me.....ahhem........blush blush....deep breath

15 Oct 2004

Wonderful!!!!!
Folks we have another nutcase join us!!!!!!
So, seriously - Hello and a welcome hugs from me!
I'm sure you will have fun! (that is - so long as fun doesn't mind1)
Alex x x x

15 Oct 2004

:wave: :wave:
Hello
Welcome. Have fun xx

15 Oct 2004

Hello and :welcome: but sorry I must be going! while i'm gone could you fed the cat? should be back by 11pm
xxxxxx

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Scandal
Hello everyone new boy here.
*takes bow, shakes hands*
I've been browsing for a while and decided to take the plunge.
This seems my cup of tea, bit of humour thrown in.
Read all the notes about single males and abrupt posts.
I'm just here to meet new friends and hopefully have some fun with people who enjoy a laff too. Looking forward to chatting to a few of you soon.
Tra La

So ..........taking sides already are ya !!!!
welcome to the cafe Scandal, it can be a fun place to be, hope you enjoy it and get stuck in.

15 Oct 2004

Hiya Scandal wave

Big warm welcome from me too biggrin

Have fun!

15 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
welcome to the cafe Scandal, it can be a fun place to be, hope you enjoy it and get stuck in.

Hmmmm Dave.......Cafe Scandal???? Sounds interesting! wink

:wink: :wink:
And as for telling him to 'get stuck in' - In WHAT, exactly??? rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
So, seriously...

That'll be the day :lol2:
Welcome to the real Fawlty Towers, Scandal :welcome:

15 Oct 2004

Hiya Scandal
I like tea too so thats good biggrin

:D welcome and enjoy. :D

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
So, seriously...

That'll be the day :lol2:
Welcome to the real Fawlty Towers, Scandal :welcome:
Ice - you know what you are heading for don't you?

:smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom:
Scandal! - well as you said you'd been browsing awhile - you only have yourself to blame now. rolleyes

You do realise you are on the slippery slope to addiction.
Don't worry too much though. We have SHAGS - Swingers heaven Addicts Group Support of which I am a trained therapist! wink

15 Oct 2004

:wave: :wave: :wave:
Hello fellow nutter,well good luck in getting a cuppa ive been waiting for ages and its nowhere to be seen rolleyes

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
:wave: :wave: :wave:
Hello fellow nutter,well good luck in getting a cuppa ive been waiting for ages and its nowhere to be seen

Yooo Hooo Clare!!!!!!
coffee

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
:wave: :wave: :wave:
Hello fellow nutter,well good luck in getting a cuppa ive been waiting for ages and its nowhere to be seen

Yooo Hooo Clare!!!!!!
coffee

Oi where did you get that from?????
Ive been waiting for ages me tea will be well and truely stewed now FFS mad

15 Oct 2004

well hello scandal!
:welcome: to the site! seems you're gonna fit in just nicely mate! loon

have fun! ;)
neil x x x ;)

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
So, seriously...

That'll be the day :lol2:
Welcome to the real Fawlty Towers, Scandal :welcome:
Ice - you know what you are heading for don't you?

:smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom:
I live in hope, Alex, I live in hope. :twisted:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Scandal
Hmmmmm ........ now I'm concerned!
I only just joined and I got an ivite to feed a cat. Is that code for summit I don't know about yet?
Next I get offered counselling for a cure to this addiction. If I'm cured would I leave?
The person who offers the counselling has a link to a song that says:
1) I'll buy a frozen orange juice. What use is that?
2) Do they have hills in Madrid?
3) I'll pick a flower from the road. Do flowers grow in the road?
4) We'll hold our breath together and never part!! Hmmm suffocate and drop down dead together.
TAXI ! ! !

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
You'd best check that she didn't say give her pussy some meat! :shock:
<.......... hears gasps from the forum.... did Alex REALLY say that?.........>
Sorry folks redface

I'm ashamed of myself!

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
You'd best check that she didn't say give her pussy some meat! :shock:
<.......... hears gasps from the forum.... did Alex REALLY say that?.........>
Sorry folks I'm ashamed of myself!

:shock:

15 Oct 2004

DAVE!!!!!!!!
Did you have to????
Me and you are going to have words!Â¬!!!!!!!!!

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Scandal
* shakes hands*

Shaky hands? It isnt that bad in here :therethere:
Hi Scandal, :cheers: have fun smile

and :welcome:

16 Oct 2004

Welcome Scandal wave

The Cat is the SH football Teams star striker. During home games you will hear the Cafe singing" Feed The Cat, Feed The Cat ,Feed The Cat and he will score"
Glad to have cleared that one up for you!!! :shock: confused

:? :? :? lol

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Scandal
Thanks Bilko........I knew Alexandra was just being downright filthy! Tut tut
Anyway one other thing then
If eight out of ten cats prefer Whiskas do the other two prefer Leslie Judd?
The old ones are the best...jokes that is....well er no...sometimes people too ops:
Hole/dig

Ah-hem!!!!!!
I wasn't being filthy mate!!!!!!!!!
That was just your mind!
And I wouldn't believe what that Sarge says either!!!!!!

16 Oct 2004

Hiya Scandal, nice to meet you (well sort of)
Have a great time here, u seem to be fitting in well already
Bunny x kiss

16 Oct 2004

:welcome: to the madhouse, Scandal.
I'm assuming that 'cos you've been peeping on us all for a while, you know exactly what you've let yourself in for? loon

Did you read the small-print before you signed up?
BTW - as a voyeur-turned-participator - what do you think of us all??

16 Oct 2004

You'd best check that she didn't say give her pussy some meat! :shock:
<.......... hears gasps from the forum.... did Alex REALLY say that?.........>
Sorry folks redface

I'm ashamed of myself!
HEY!!!!! I only asked him to feed the cat when I went out! FFS! A girl can't ask a favour now with out it being turned into something it's not!!! I was going out for a nice FFM 3sum and didn't want the cat to be lonely and hungry so I thought I'd ask someone to feed it!
Anyway you already know I have had top quality meat from marmalaid this week! Youâ€™ve seen the pics!!!!!!

16 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999

You'd best check that she didn't say give her pussy some meat! :shock:
<.......... hears gasps from the forum.... did Alex REALLY say that?.........>
Sorry folks I'm ashamed of myself!

HEY!!!!! I only asked him to feed the cat when I went out! FFS! A girl can't ask a favour now with out it being turned into something it's not!!! I was going out for a nice FFM 3sum and didn't want the cat to be lonely and hungry so I thought I'd ask someone to feed it!
Anyway you already know I have had top quality meat from marmalaid this week! Youâ€™ve seen the pics!!!!!!
surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

16 Oct 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
How could I not forgive you hun? lol

17 Oct 2004

Quote by Scandal
Ah well you see Nimbus ..... thing is I'm still wundrin what everyone is on about too ...... do you know what "feed the cat means" apart from the obvious - feed the cat! lol
I meant shakes hands as in goes into room full of strangers and shakes hands with people, smiles, nods politely and says hello
unless that is there is summit else that needs shakin :shock: lol

Dictionary and thesaurus for SH required by me if no one else!
So far all Iv been able to work out is...
Feed the cat can means giving a pussy nourishment wink

Shaking hands means saying hello, a show of fear, or excitement redface

hope this helps smile

17 Oct 2004

hello scandal.....good to "see" you. biggrin

17 Oct 2004

Hi and welcome have fun
Molly xx