Ok there are genuinely only so many weddings, birthdays and anniversaries we can use to get overnight babysitters with.
Any more good excuses?????
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Hey Calista,
How about telling them that you have regular AA meetings that you have to attend?
Or perhaps relate counseling?
or even just tell them that you are having an affair with a high powered politician?
That way, you will avoid any more questions because they will feel like they are intruding if they ask!!!
:lol: :lol:
Alternativley, you could tell them that you are a member of a swingers site and you like to regularly attend orgies!
That may elicit a few more questions though...... :lol: :lol:
How about telling them that you have regular AA meetings that you have to attend?
Or perhaps relate counseling?
or even just tell them that you are having an affair with a high powered politician?
That way, you will avoid any more questions because they will feel like they are intruding if they ask!!!
:lol: :lol: Alternativley, you could tell them that you are a member of a swingers site and you like to regularly attend orgies!
That may elicit a few more questions though...... :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Just tell them the truth, that should shock them
Sex God
I tell them I have a shift in a friends bar!
Sex God
Tell them you go to regular conventions of the Society for the Promotion of Job Opportunities for Babysitters.
Mike.
Mike.
Sex God
Tell then there's an extra £5 in it for them if they don't ask bloody questions. 
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When I start work :huh: I`m simply planning on telling them that I need at least one a break away a month. They`ll swallow it. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Didn't knowa you wera an Intaliano Venus? :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: Right I'm off....
Quote by BigDanny12999
....or even just tell them that you are having an affair with a high powered politician?
That way, you will avoid any more questions because they will feel like they are intruding if they ask!!!
I bet if you tell them that, the first thing they'll do is ring The Sun or Max Clifford and try to sell the story!!! :lol:
I just told my mum I was going to a swingers munch haha Had her in the seedy sex shop in Glasgow briggat yesterday to buy my shagging partner a pressie for his birthday (got him a swinging dvd!) haha and shes even buying me a proper loverly corset for an early birthday pressie for me and getting it before the munch so I can wear it haha!!
Am well chuffed! Never intended to tell her we just sorta got talking about swinging one day and I told her I was interested!! Cool as fuck though not having to hide it! and shes watching the wean for me for the Scottish Munch
:twisted:
Am well chuffed! Never intended to tell her we just sorta got talking about swinging one day and I told her I was interested!! Cool as fuck though not having to hide it! and shes watching the wean for me for the Scottish Munch
:twisted: Quote by fruity1976
I just told my mum I was going to a swingers munch haha shes even buying me a proper loverly corset for an early birthday pressie for me and getting it before the munch so I can wear it haha!!
Am well chuffed! Never intended to tell her we just sorta got talking about swinging one day and I told her I was interested!! Cool as fuck though not having to hide it! and shes watching the wean for me for the Scottish Munch
nice going. be a lot easier for you now as well wont it hun, no more lil excuses needed, just say "munch munch munch " and watch her mind the bairn
Serious hun, congrats and respect to you, its bloody hard to tell your olds what you do, so well done :thumbup:
At the turn of the year we decided that we would dearly love to have at least one night a month to ourselves (nothing to do with our new found fun....honest 
)and we are lucky enough that we can alternate the kids between grannies!!
Grannies love it, kids love it and WE love it :twisted:
The hard part is the "can you watch the kids for us for a few hours" here or there at night cause we have a had to come up with so many excuses that we're just waiting to be caught out.
Current favourite is meeting up with colleagues to discuss forthcoming events, oh and our partners are coming along, just so everyone gets to know each other,
Them : why is Fee wearing a skirt that barely covers her arse?
US : Oh it's the only one she had ironed
Them : take it she didn't have a bra ironed then?
US : Nah she's got a chest infection and it would restrict her breathing, we'll pick the kids up when they are adults, see ya
Starting to seriously consider getting changed in the car before meets!!
the Laird
)and we are lucky enough that we can alternate the kids between grannies!!Grannies love it, kids love it and WE love it :twisted:
The hard part is the "can you watch the kids for us for a few hours" here or there at night cause we have a had to come up with so many excuses that we're just waiting to be caught out.
Current favourite is meeting up with colleagues to discuss forthcoming events, oh and our partners are coming along, just so everyone gets to know each other,
Them : why is Fee wearing a skirt that barely covers her arse?
US : Oh it's the only one she had ironed
Them : take it she didn't have a bra ironed then?
US : Nah she's got a chest infection and it would restrict her breathing, we'll pick the kids up when they are adults, see ya
Starting to seriously consider getting changed in the car before meets!!
the Laird
Quote by kristof
I just told my mum I was going to a swingers munch haha shes even buying me a proper loverly corset for an early birthday pressie for me and getting it before the munch so I can wear it haha!!
Am well chuffed! Never intended to tell her we just sorta got talking about swinging one day and I told her I was interested!! Cool as fuck though not having to hide it! and shes watching the wean for me for the Scottish Munch
nice going. be a lot easier for you now as well wont it hun, no more lil excuses needed, just say "munch munch munch " and watch her mind the bairn
Serious hun, congrats and respect to you, its bloody hard to tell your olds what you do, so well done :thumbup:
I have to say I am pretty lucky although I do come froma very weird family one of them ones that used to sweep things under the carpet!! Luckily enopugh I came along and wasnt having any of that!! Causes too much emotional pain!!
But am well chuffed haha we were talking about it and everything the other day quite seriously and she had told me that her and her partner had discussed swinging haha although somehow I suspect it was probably beacause I brout it up in the first place!! But yes its definetly good to talk haha :D
Sex God
While we don't have to park the kids with babysitters, they still live at home and they are starting to wonder why Shel comes out of the bedroom wearing a longcoat on Saturday nights, even in the middle of summer!!
John & Shel
John & Shel
