expert opinion from fem or couple pls?

30 Jun 2006

Hi,
I've been using this site for a short while now and enjoyed my time here so far (and will continue to). But i'd also like people to take me more seriously as a single male. Having read three guides for single males including the very funny idiots guide lol

i have rewritten my ads this morning.
I am aware of the ridiculous ratio of men to woman on here so not bothered about that just wondered if my ads are miles out or not. So I'd appreciate it if some of you more experienced peeps could have a look, plz, plzzz... any good advice from a female and couple perspective would be excellent.
Obviously I'm aware that i may also be opening myself up to be torn apart for this but here goes nothing - i'm a big lad. I'd like to say you live and learn but i'm not that convinced in my case!!
Any points of view would be welcomed. A link to an ad should be below i hope..?
Ta! wink

30 Jun 2006

HIya markmeets...
One tip... a lot of males asking females to look at thier adds can be seen in a bad light...
Your still new to all this so just sit back & let 'a' personality come thru OK!
Remember if everyone posted a "Please look at MY profile" Swinging Heaven would be VERY boring!
So take the weight off, grab a brew & just join in the fun! :cheers:
There are no quick shag guarantees here OK :thumbup:
{Quick Edit}
Buy a chocolate factory - then yer quids in! :giggle:

30 Jun 2006

Quote by redpantherman
There are no quick shag guarantees here OK :thumbup:

really RPM ?? I was lingering around just waiting for a guy to want me.....
lol

:P

30 Jun 2006

Quote by splendid33

There are no quick shag guarantees here OK :thumbup:

really RPM ?? I was lingering around just waiting for a guy to want me.....
lol

:P
I heard that splendid! whip

:whip:
Get to your room.......... I will be along shortly! :rascal:

30 Jun 2006

Ah soz never thought of that!! Defo didn't mean it to come across that way, was just after pointers.. never mind!
Cheers for the tip redpantherman!! :thumbup:

30 Jun 2006

Quote by markmeets
...Cheers for the tip redpantherman!! :thumbup:

:doh: ffs... I take back everthing I've just said - You did say you wanted an "expert female opinion" redface

30 Jun 2006

no any expert opinion is cool ta!

30 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me

There are no quick shag guarantees here OK :thumbup:

really RPM ?? I was lingering around just waiting for a guy to want me.....
lol

:P
I heard that splendid! whip

:whip:
Get to your room.......... I will be along shortly! :rascal:
omg...... another pair of underwear ruined... I need to log out of here as i can't afford the cleaning bills... redface

ops:

30 Jun 2006

Quote by redpantherman
{Quick Edit}
Buy a chocolate factory - then yer quids in! :giggle:

or have a uniform, like a fireman or similar cool

30 Jun 2006

Personally, I think your profile and ads. looks great and there's nothing I'd change :P
However, as you've already acknowledged, your success will be governed more by the statistics here (1000 single males : 1 of everyone else ;))
I think what mightgive you the edge in time is getting known here on the forums and in chat and perhaps attending some of the socials - many people can't be arsed to get up from off of their keyboards but it may well differentiate you :P
You could also go bi, that always helps :rascal:
Good luck :thumbup:

30 Jun 2006

Quote by Sarah

{Quick Edit}
Buy a chocolate factory - then yer quids in! :giggle:

or have a uniform, like a fireman or similar cool

Theres an idea..! Only got my old safeway uniform from student days hanging round tho... does have a dickie bow i suppose?!
How much is a chocloate factory again? rolleyes

30 Jun 2006

Quote by splendid33

There are no quick shag guarantees here OK :thumbup:

really RPM ?? I was lingering around just waiting for a guy to want me.....
lol

:P
I heard that splendid! whip

:whip:
Get to your room.......... I will be along shortly! :rascal:
omg...... another pair of underwear ruined... I need to log out of here as i can't afford the cleaning bills... redface

ops: Send em in a sealed envelope to me darlin... I'll sort em out for ya :twisted:

30 Jun 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Personally, I think your profile and ads. looks great and there's nothing I'd change :P
I think what might give you the edge in time is getting known here on the forums and in chat and perhaps attending some of the socials - many people can't be arsed to get up from off of their keyboards but it may well differentiate you :P

Cheers bloke much appreciated, I should be hanging round from now on! I have asked about the wigan social but was told to ask again when i've got invovled in the forums more :thumbup:

30 Jun 2006

Quote by redpantherman

There are no quick shag guarantees here OK :thumbup:

really RPM ?? I was lingering around just waiting for a guy to want me.....
lol

:P
I heard that splendid! whip

:whip:
Get to your room.......... I will be along shortly! :rascal:
omg...... another pair of underwear ruined... I need to log out of here as i can't afford the cleaning bills... redface

ops: Send em in a sealed envelope to me darlin... I'll sort em out for ya :twisted:
RPM you are such a gent thanks...... wink

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< off to get stamp.... biggrin

30 Jun 2006

Quote by splendid33

There are no quick shag guarantees here OK :thumbup:

really RPM ?? I was lingering around just waiting for a guy to want me.....
lol

:P
I heard that splendid! whip

:whip:
Get to your room.......... I will be along shortly! :rascal:
omg...... another pair of underwear ruined... I need to log out of here as i can't afford the cleaning bills... redface

ops: Send em in a sealed envelope to me darlin... I'll sort em out for ya :twisted:
RPM you are such a gent thanks...... wink

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< off to get stamp.... biggrin

:smitten: Wot a kinky bint!
She wants me to lick the stamp too confused

30 Jun 2006

Quote by redpantherman
:smitten: Wot a kinky bint!
She wants me to lick the stamp too

Calm down RPM.
She might just think that you're now taking in laundry.
wink

30 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
:smitten: Wot a kinky bint!
She wants me to lick the stamp too

Calm down RPM.
She might just think that you're now taking in laundry.
wink

well that is what he is doing isn't it? redface

:shock:

30 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
:smitten: Wot a kinky bint!
She wants me to lick the stamp too

Calm down RPM.
She might just think that you're now taking in laundry.
wink

maybe she just needs someone to do her ironing dunno

I'll do it! Any excuse to go through your smalls hunni :twisted:

30 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
:smitten: Wot a kinky bint!
She wants me to lick the stamp too

Calm down RPM.
She might just think that you're now taking in laundry.
wink

maybe she just needs someone to do her ironing dunno

I'll do it! Any excuse to go through your smalls hunni :twisted:
Hey hunny, you are welcome to go thro' them when I am wearing them... as you well know..... :wink: :wink:

30 Jun 2006

that's what I hoped you'd say :twisted:

30 Jun 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Personally, I think your profile and ads. looks great and there's nothing I'd change :P
However, as you've already acknowledged, your success will be governed more by the statistics here (1000 single males : 1 of everyone else ;))
I think what might give you the edge in time is getting known here on the forums and in chat and perhaps attending some of the socials - many people can't be arsed to get up from off of their keyboards but it may well differentiate you :P
You could also go bi, that always helps :rascal:
Good luck :thumbup:

Thats the biggest, bestest thing to do. Post post post, read read read.

30 Jun 2006

I'm not an expert but rather than shut up I'll give you my opinion smile

I personally don't like the phrase 'fuckbuddy' for some reason - but hey I'm new.
Also who is granger? wink

x

30 Jun 2006

Quote by BabyBrenda
I'm not an expert but rather than shut up I'll give you my opinion
I personally don't like the phrase 'fuckbuddy' for some reason - but hey I'm new.
Also who is granger?
x

Cheers Brenda cool

thats fair enough, but not sure how else to say it...?
Don't know who Granger is either, just said it to look clever... dunno

:wink:

30 Jun 2006

Quote by markmeets
Don't know who Granger is either, just said it to look clever...

Didn't quitework love... lol

(It's 'grandeur'. :wink smile