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Quote by Mr-Powers
anyone know what a wazzork is?

Yep, wazzock means an idiot. Some people claim it's a corruption of wiseacre.
wiseacre WY-zay-kuhr, noun:
One who pretends to knowledge or cleverness; a would-be wise person; a smart aleck. (from: )
What about "Flummock" I love calling someone a daft Flummock! :giggle:
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What about "Flummock" I love calling someone a daft Flummock! :giggle:
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Lovely word!
...There’s also the English dialect flummock, at one time known from Yorkshire down to Gloucestershire, to go about in a slovenly or untidy manner, ...
My daughter's favourite insult for her brother is donkey waggler.
Not sure what it means but it always makes me laugh.
Quote by westerross
I always think 'twonk' has a certain ring to it.
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I use twonk a lot
Mr Funster refers to people that annoy him as "blithering poltroons" - the funny thing is, they never know whether they're being insulted or not.
In the old days when fax's used to do the rounds, i received one about the word fuck. I cant remember word for word but it was a very funny and informative explanation
Fuck is a word for all seasons, it can be used to illustrate and describe many situations, thoughts and feelings -
I'll be fucked if i do
What the fuck?
For fucks sake
Fuck me
You sly old fucker!
You fucking twat
Now im fucked
Im fucked
your fucked
hes fucked
shes fucked
we are fucked
they are fucked
Je suis fucked
Toi a fucked
il a fucked
elle a fucked
Nous avons fucked
Vous aves fucked
Il sont fucked
Elle sont fucked
And many more, im no English language expert, but its a word for every possible occasion and if used wisely with purpose, inflection and intonation, i think that far from being rude or offensive, it compliments the English language fucking brilliantly.
Fuck, i think is from ancient German, .....ficken? (sp) - To fertilise
Quote by Geminifemale
In the old days when fax's used to do the rounds, i received one about the word fuck. I cant remember word for word but it was a very funny and informative explanation
Fuck is a word for all seasons, it can be used to illustrate and describe many situations, thoughts and feelings -
I'll be fucked if i do
What the fuck?
For fucks sake
Fuck me
You sly old fucker!
You fucking twat
Now im fucked
Im fucked
your fucked
hes fucked
shes fucked
we are fucked
they are fucked
Je suis fucked
Toi a fucked
il a fucked
elle a fucked
Nous avons fucked
Vous aves fucked
Il sont fucked
Elle sont fucked
And many more, im no English language expert, but its a word for every possible occasion and if used wisely with purpose, inflection and intonation, i think that far from being rude or offensive, it compliments the English language fucking brilliantly.
Fuck, i think is from ancient German, .....ficken? (sp) - To fertilise

I take it you like the FWord Gem? Do you get on with Gordon Ramsay by any chance?
I was offended by Gordons constant out bursts at first, but hes a passionate guy, he believes in his work and expresses his frustrations with this word
I was farm manager for a wealthy titled family who also trained national hunt horses.
We had horses running at one course in york, and the family went up to see a favorite run.
After going over one fence, the jockey almost went over the handlebars, but managed to get seated again. Much to my shock, Lady * shouted "Well fucking seated jonny"
Gemini, that reminds me of a time I was working *on the buildings* in chelsea... chihuahua owners everywhere, you know the deal...
one such owner, teetering down the road, tiny dog on expensive string... fur stoll >?sp< etc etc (owner, not mini-dog)...
the pocket-puppy must have veered wildly and aggressively off course towards something on the pavement which the elderly Lady took offence to...
in a very refined voice, perfect pronounciation and enunciation, the words carrying bautifully and fully along the quiet tree-lined avenue:
Jemima!... put. that.dowwwn!... at once!..... you little c*nt!
never have a buncha builders blushed so!
lp
Quote by LondonPlaything
Gemini, that reminds me of a time I was working *on the buildings* in chelsea... chihuahua owners everywhere, you know the deal...
one such owner, teetering down the road, tiny dog on expensive string... fur stoll >?sp< etc etc (owner, not mini-dog)...
the pocket-puppy must have veered wildly and aggressively off course towards something on the pavement which the elderly Lady took offence to...
in a very refined voice, perfect pronounciation and enunciation, the words carrying bautifully and fully along the quiet tree-lined avenue:
Jemima!... put. that. dowwwn!... at once!..... you little c*nt!
never have a buncha builders blushed so!
lp

Fucking priceless biggrin You couldnt make it up!!
Your eyes are a bit distracting lol
Quote by Geminifemale
Your eyes are a bit distracting lol

they distract me into lamp-posts constantly!
lp
Quote by Geminifemale
In the old days when fax's used to do the rounds, i received one about the word fuck. I cant remember word for word but it was a very funny and informative explanation
Fuck is a word for all seasons, it can be used to illustrate and describe many situations, thoughts and feelings -
I'll be fucked if i do
What the fuck?
For fucks sake
Fuck me
You sly old fucker!
You fucking twat
Now im fucked
Im fucked
your fucked
hes fucked
shes fucked
we are fucked
they are fucked
Je suis fucked
Toi a fucked
il a fucked
elle a fucked
Nous avons fucked
Vous aves fucked
Il sont fucked
Elle sont fucked
And many more, im no English language expert, but its a word for every possible occasion and if used wisely with purpose, inflection and intonation, i think that far from being rude or offensive, it compliments the English language fucking brilliantly.
Fuck, i think is from ancient German, .....ficken? (sp) - To fertilise
Yes the word is Germanic. The meaning is; intercourse. Any other use of the word is just course! mad It is among the oldest words in the English language. Like many words, if fell into poor use when a bunch of welsh arrived in 1066.
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In the old days when fax's used to do the rounds, i received one about the word fuck. I cant remember word for word but it was a very funny and informative explanation
Fuck is a word for all seasons, it can be used to illustrate and describe many situations, thoughts and feelings -
I'll be fucked if i do
What the fuck?
For fucks sake
Fuck me
You sly old fucker!
You fucking twat
Now im fucked
Im fucked
your fucked
hes fucked
shes fucked
we are fucked
they are fucked
Je suis fucked
Toi a fucked
il a fucked
elle a fucked
Nous avons fucked
Vous aves fucked
Il sont fucked
Elle sont fucked
And many more, im no English language expert, but its a word for every possible occasion and if used wisely with purpose, inflection and intonation, i think that far from being rude or offensive, it compliments the English language fucking brilliantly.
Fuck, i think is from ancient German, .....ficken? (sp) - To fertilise
Yes the word is Germanic. The meaning is; intercourse. Any other use of the word is just course! mad It is among the oldest words in the English language. Like many words, if fell into poor use when a bunch of welsh arrived in 1066.
Diolch ein fawr
My kids use *jerk alert* when they see someone walking along the road thats *hard work* if they stop and talk confused smile
Quote by Geminifemale
In the old days when fax's used to do the rounds, i received one about the word fuck. I cant remember word for word but it was a very funny and informative explanation
Fuck is a word for all seasons, it can be used to illustrate and describe many situations, thoughts and feelings -
I'll be fucked if i do
What the fuck?
For fucks sake
Fuck me
You sly old fucker!
You fucking twat
Now im fucked
Im fucked
your fucked
hes fucked
shes fucked
we are fucked
they are fucked
Je suis fucked
Toi a fucked
il a fucked
elle a fucked
Nous avons fucked
Vous aves fucked
Il sont fucked
Elle sont fucked
And many more, im no English language expert, but its a word for every possible occasion and if used wisely with purpose, inflection and intonation, i think that far from being rude or offensive, it compliments the English language fucking brilliantly.
Fuck, i think is from ancient German, .....ficken? (sp) - To fertilise
Yes the word is Germanic. The meaning is; intercourse. Any other use of the word is just course! mad It is among the oldest words in the English language. Like many words, if fell into poor use when a bunch of welsh arrived in 1066.
Diolch ein fawrOne is surprised.
....I am expecting sassy come along soon and tell me it is not PC to use that word for non-Saxon.