Expletives and colour full metaphors

21 Feb 2007

I have noticed the word “ twat” being used quite a lot in the forum of late
First used by “ Jag’s” if im not mistaken ?
So I looked the word and its uses up and found this

• A fool, synonymous with the word twit - 'You are a real twat and a half'
• One who behaves in a childish, extroverted manner to the annoyance of others
• To hit something (or someone) really hard or violently - 'I twatted him one'
• To become drunk or otherwise intoxicated - 'Let's get twatted'

Quite funny realy !
So I woundered if anyone else had anymore funny “ expleateves or colour full metaphers “ they would like to shair ?
And if anyone takes this thread serius ill bloody “twat um” wink

21 Feb 2007

its always made me laugh that pissed means different things over here yet if you use it when your speaking to an american they will just think you mean angry

21 Feb 2007

I use the term 'pissed' for angry all the time.
And 'twat' though a horrible word, is one of my own personal favourites to describe morons of the highest order rolleyes

21 Feb 2007

The other day, by chance, I looked up the meaning of the word 'git'. I had always thought of it as in 'miserable git' ie a person you had contempt for, but in my dictionary at least, a 'git' is a worthless person.
It does not follow that a person would have contempt for a worthless individual does it?

21 Feb 2007

A rather abrasive woman I used to work with a few years ago used to describe anyone who annoyed her as a "complete dildo". It should have made me laugh but she scared me to death!

21 Feb 2007

My (swear)word of the week is Fuckwit.
No idea from whence it came, but I like to think of it as a fucking halfwit-abbreviated.

21 Feb 2007

Actually isn't a 'twat' a pregnant female fish?? :shock:
I don't swear much or use pet names nor name calling but when I lose my temper with someone I tend to use sayings "are you for real?" (yeah I know reeeealy big swearing!) "wind your neck in", "get a life not a half hour tantrum" "I'll pick your toys up from the pram shall I?" I think I'm more patronising than swear word fuelled, it kind of winds people up more :grin:
Yes, I have the zzzzzzzzzzzzz factor bolt

21 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
Actually isn't a 'twat' a pregnant female fish?? :shock:
I don't swear much or use pet names nor name calling but when I lose my temper with someone I tend to use sayings "are you for real?" (yeah I know reeeealy big swearing!) "wind your neck in", "get a life not a half hour tantrum" "I'll pick your toys up from the pram shall I?" I think I'm more patronising than swear word fuelled, it kind of winds people up more :grin:
Yes, I have the zzzzzzzzzzzzz factor

Nooooo- Im with you on this one. I get the better of people by being calm, they get more wound up, make themselves look daft & are far more likely to show any inconsistencies in their argument, which I then pick up on.
However, when being cut up at traffic lights, Fuckwit is a good substitute. :thumbup:

21 Feb 2007

If I were to call sombody something is would probably be "Knob jockey!"
redface

21 Feb 2007

Quote by winchwench
Actually isn't a 'twat' a pregnant female fish?? :shock:
I don't swear much or use pet names nor name calling but when I lose my temper with someone I tend to use sayings "are you for real?" (yeah I know reeeealy big swearing!) "wind your neck in", "get a life not a half hour tantrum" "I'll pick your toys up from the pram shall I?" I think I'm more patronising than swear word fuelled, it kind of winds people up more :grin:
Yes, I have the zzzzzzzzzzzzz factor

Nooooo- Im with you on this one. I get the better of people by being calm, they get more wound up, make themselves look daft & are far more likely to show any inconsistencies in their argument, which I then pick up on.
However, when being cut up at traffic lights, Fuckwit is a good substitute. :thumbup:
oooooh yes! :thumbup:

21 Feb 2007

After being told off for swearing many many times at school, my eldest son started useing the word bum nugget. I must say it is rather catchy and i have found myself useing it alot.
My mate's pet name for her other half is fuckwit dunno

Nicky

21 Feb 2007

" bum nugget" confused

whats one of them ? wink

21 Feb 2007

I do tend to call men pricks if they get on my nerves :shock: , not very nice i know redface

but nevermind wink

:giggle:
louise xx

21 Feb 2007

I got a text from a friend of mine the other night and she said "I love you you bastard"
What a lovelly pet name x

21 Feb 2007

one - as in a mood,strop or temper tantrum.
"He went into one"

21 Feb 2007

i give the silent treatment.......
works really well on dek cos then he gives in afta 15 min and gives me what i want lol

which is what it is all about afterall isnt it? biggrin

people dont usually know that im pissed of i dont really swear and chant all sorts of words just carry my self of to a quiet corner and sigh a lot til i figure whats the point and calm down

21 Feb 2007

Quote by sercher01
" bum nugget"
whats one of them ?

:shock: Dont know but have found it can replace a variety of other swear words very effectively lol

I swear far too much but have cut down alot since moving from south to north redface

Nicky

21 Feb 2007

Quote by sercher01
I have noticed the word “ twat” being used quite a lot in the forum of late
First used by “ Jags” if im not mistaken ?
And if anyone takes this thread serius ill bloody “twat um”

I use TTTT a lot - have a search for the first recorded use of it.
Twits
Twats
Turds
Tossers.
cool

21 Feb 2007

:giggle:

21 Feb 2007

Quote by winchwench
Im with you on this one. I get the better of people by being calm, they get more wound up, make themselves look daft & are far more likely to show any inconsistencies in their argument, which I then pick up on.

I do that too--it`s so much more satisfying and amusing! :twisted:

21 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
Actually isn't a 'twat' a pregnant female fish?? :shock:
I don't swear much or use pet names nor name calling but when I lose my temper with someone I tend to use sayings "are you for real?" (yeah I know reeeealy big swearing!) "wind your neck in", "get a life not a half hour tantrum" "I'll pick your toys up from the pram shall I?" I think I'm more patronising than swear word fuelled, it kind of winds people up more :grin:
Yes, I have the zzzzzzzzzzzzz factor

well i accused someone of throwing there toys out of the pram the other day and it seemed to wind them up no end. Was not actually my intention, but worked non the less.

21 Feb 2007

I always think 'twonk' has a certain ring to it.
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21 Feb 2007

I rather like the term "numpty". It gets used a lot in this house

21 Feb 2007

Quote by westerross
I always think 'twonk' has a certain ring to it.
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There's a user on here called TWONK lol

21 Feb 2007

I still like and use "pillock", and it's fun to find something else beginning with "p" to put with it -"pinbrained pillock", for instance, is good.
And yes, Celestria, I love "numpty" - it's a brilliant word.

21 Feb 2007

shytehawk
don't know why
lp

21 Feb 2007

I thought twat was a thingy you know a thingy surprised

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

21 Feb 2007

I like "knobhead".

21 Feb 2007

anyone know what a wazzork is?

21 Feb 2007

Quote by Mr-Powers
anyone know what a wazzork is?

A silly and inept person; someone who is regarded as stupid
- wally , wassock