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good night all!. Even Magik Needs Some Zeds. :sleeping:
t__t1
Casanova
Quote by dambuster
BUGGER ! ! !
Not even any cornflakes left.
Have to be Shreddies and banananana

Mmmmm still a teeny weeny bit hungry - can I share you banananana wink x
Unknown User
Quote by t&t
BUGGER ! ! !
Not even any cornflakes left.
Have to be Shreddies and banananana

Mmmmm still a teeny weeny bit hungry - can I share you banananana wink x
No teeth now !!
Just be gentle, and soft, and warm, and nicely moist, and I'm going for a lie down
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by t&t
Huh! Well thanks for all the help guys :fuckinghell:
That was really helpful. rolleyes :roll:
Right! I'm gonna do this my way
t I'm off to the couch to place myself at your tender mercy (Oh yes! I know which side my bread's buttered on) lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Not another peep outta me tonight, you can bet. Yep, guaranteed!! cool 8-) 8-)

Hunni - where've you been? :cry: :cry:
You left me at the mercy of these bloody sexy individuals :eeek:
I don't know how I survived :twisted: :twisted:
Lurking out of site. But I'm here if you need me. You're a big girl now!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
8-) wink :wink:
t__t1
Casanova
Quote by dambuster
BUGGER ! ! !
Not even any cornflakes left.
Have to be Shreddies and banananana

Mmmmm still a teeny weeny bit hungry - can I share you banananana wink x
No teeth now !!
Just be gentle, and soft, and warm, and nicely moist, and I'm going for a lie down
~What??? you have no teeth???? Eager will like you then!!! redface surprisedops: :oops:
EagerSlut
Sex God
Oi! I read that!! smackbottom :smackbottom:
t__t1
Casanova
Quote by Eagerslut9
Huh! Well thanks for all the help guys :fuckinghell:
That was really helpful. rolleyes :roll:
Right! I'm gonna do this my way
t I'm off to the couch to place myself at your tender mercy (Oh yes! I know which side my bread's buttered on) lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Not another peep outta me tonight, you can bet. Yep, guaranteed!! cool 8-) 8-)

Hunni - where've you been? :cry: :cry:
You left me at the mercy of these bloody sexy individuals :eeek:
I don't know how I survived :twisted: :twisted:
Lurking out of site. But I'm here if you need me. You're a big girl now!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
8-) wink :wink:
But I am VERY petite, I will have you know evil :evil: :evil:
I want to come back to the couch, pleeeeeeeeeeasssssssssse can I, please please please??? :cry: :cry:
Unknown User
Twas an request, not a description you cheeky monkey
Unknown User
Im Lost confused
geomanc
Warming the Bed
i think t&t is trying to denture pride dambuster
Unknown User
Quote by the_magik_s
Im Lost confused

Don't follow me - I'm lost too
Unknown User
we need someone to walk ahead of us all with a massive unbrella or a flag on a stick! biggrin
Magik
t__t1
Casanova
Well once you've located your teeth I will guide you in the right direction :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
geomanc
Warming the Bed
do u really need train(ing) magik
Unknown User
Quote by t&t
Well once you've located your teeth I will guide you in the right direction :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oiiiiiii ! ! ! ! ! !
I don't remember drinking any warm beer tonight
t__t1
Casanova
Ok ok - bring your teeth with you then - I don't mind ........ I really really don't mind !!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by t&t
Ok ok - bring your teeth with you then - I don't mind ........ I really really don't mind !!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:

I hope you're not inviting dambuster's teeth onto my couch t smackbottom
Be a bit like sleeping with a crocodile wouldn't it?
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
Ooooooops! bolt
t__t1
Casanova
Quote by Eagerslut9
Ok ok - bring your teeth with you then - I don't mind ........ I really really don't mind !!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:

I hope you're not inviting dambuster's teeth onto my couch t smackbottom
Be a bit like sleeping with a crocodile wouldn't it?
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
Ooooooops! bolt
Mmmmmmm now I need to be careful - biting.................. mmmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just do the :smackbottom: thing a bit more, and I promise I will head him off!!!
:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Unknown User
Quote by Eagerslut9
Be a bit like sleeping with a crocodile wouldn't it?
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
Ooooooops! bolt

Oiii ! ! ! 'bout time you pissed off across the water innit?
I'm trying to get some thucks here
geomanc
Warming the Bed
Quote by t&t
Ok ok - bring your teeth with you then - I don't mind ........ I really really don't mind !!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:

I hope you're not inviting dambuster's teeth onto my couch t smackbottom
Be a bit like sleeping with a crocodile wouldn't it?
just don't ask him to make it snappy
Unknown User
Quote by t&t
Just do the smackbottom thing a bit more, and I promise I will head him off!!!
:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

Look at that. Gent looses out to a cad - again ! ! !
geomanc
Warming the Bed
cads always win
EagerSlut
Sex God
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
t__t1
Casanova
Quote by dambuster

Just do the smackbottom thing a bit more, and I promise I will head him off!!!
:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

Look at that. Gent looses out to a cad - again ! ! !
So you don't want to be headed off then??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well that's as well cos I'm off to me bed :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:
Unknown User
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I've gotta try
t__t1
Casanova
Quote by Eagerslut9
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh are they for me? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I WILL sleep well then passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
Unknown User
Quote by t&t
So you don't want to be headed off then??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Headed off?
Now there's a thought to go to bed with
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by dambuster

So you don't want to be headed off then??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Headed off?
Now there's a thought to go to bed with
Nice try Db!! He he :twisted:
geomanc
Warming the Bed
goodnite t&t. you were dynamite
Unknown User
Quote by Eagerslut9
Nice try Db!! He he :twisted:

I hope your next shit's a hedgehog you left hooker bastard ! ! !