And when I picked myself up from the floor, I thought that maybe, just maybe, my hitting on a girl technique needed a little fine tuning. If c@rlsberg did chat up lines, it wouldn't be that one. :laughabove: Bell :mrgreen:
Last time we were out on a vanilla night a guy offered Mrs Tweeky a cigarette. On lighting it he said "Fuck later?". Slightly undervalued there I feel, at least two cigarettes Oh, and no we did not :lol:
At least it wasn't broad Yorkshite... "Eeeeeeeeee, baa gum, tha's bit taaaaaaasty. Faaaaancy furrrrrrrtlin' me fuuuuuurrets laaaater lass? Tha haaaaas a reeet lovely snuggly slippaaaas t'wear n paaaaaape tha can smoke after t'fact, laaaaaak. Wass tha saaaaay?" ;) LG. x
Quote by little gem At least it wasn't broad Yorkshite... "Eeeeeeeeee, baa gum, tha's bit taaaaaaasty. Faaaaancy furrrrrrrtlin' me fuuuuuurrets laaaater lass? Tha haaaaas a reeet lovely snuggly slippaaaas t'wear n paaaaaape tha can smoke after t'fact, laaaaaak. Wass tha saaaaay?" ;) LG. x
Eeeeeh, tha's lookshoery, that. Get tha knickers off, then. Oh, and take tha cap off an' all. Leave tha socks on. xxx
Don't be too hard on Gem Trixie. She's from Lancashire tha knos, and still struggling to come to terms wi' t'fact that everything she were ever taught as a nipper about which side o' t'pennines were t'right side were wrong. ;) Sappho, you had me scratching me 'ead there for a minute with the lookshoery thing. Thought it was some strange dialect I'd not yet come across. I had to say it out loud once or twice but the penny dropped in the end! BTW, just for the avoidance of doubt I have never once used 'fancy furtling me ferrets love' as a chat up line. I'm not sure using a filthy, furry, smelly little beast as a euphemism for me nads would be much in the way of a winning strategy? N x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds Don't be too hard on Gem Trixie. She's from Lancashire tha knos, and still struggling to come to terms wi' t'fact that everything she were ever taught as a nipper about which side o' t'pennines were t'right side were wrong. ;) Sappho, you had me scratching me 'ead there for a minute with the lookshoery thing. Thought it was some strange dialect I'd not yet come across. I had to say it out loud once or twice but the penny dropped in the end! BTW, just for the avoidance of doubt I have never once used 'fancy furtling me ferrets love' as a chat up line. I'm not sure using a filthy, furry, smelly little beast as a euphemism for me nads would be much in the way of a winning strategy? N x x x ;)
Eyup! I've never heard that one either... :lol: Mind you, I'm shacked up wi' a southern shandy pants n 'es never even seen a ferret let alone furtled one!
Apologies to both Trixie and Neil :kiss: - absolutely no offence intended. I just had a Monty Python moment. They come upon me of a sudden. And now for something completely different... Sappho x
Well Sappho, I found it quite hilarious. Especially the bit where Nellie actually googled "lookshoery" to see what it meant! :giggle:
Quote by neilinleeds BTW, just for the avoidance of doubt I have never once used 'fancy furtling me ferrets love' as a chat up line. I'm not sure using a filthy, furry, smelly little beast as a euphemism for me nads would be much in the way of a winning strategy?
You told me they wouldn't smell, and they do. They reek! ;) Now I'll leave you all to wonder whether I mean Neil's nads or ferrets! Trixie, I know there is class in Yorkshite, but not in our house! :lol: Usually the posh-est we get in here is when he says excuse me after farting in the bath to try to replicate that jacuzzi feeling at home without the cost! Don't even ask him about wafting the smells around as if it was aromatherapy. And I supposedly come from the 'wrong' side of the pennines, eh? ;) :lol: LG. x
its ok i was only jesting anyway, no offense taken, at the end of the day we all take the piss out of each others accents but i must say in all my years in yorkshire no ones ever asked me to fettle their ferret lol
There is always a first time! :rascal: :giggle: I might try it at the next munch / club meet / social we go to, see how it runs out as a genuine chat up line!