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Mine are usually pleas for help of a techy nature lol
But I use FB a lot less than I used to, so my updates are thin on the ground.
Hahaha, mine said last night...
*Her* has a stinky carnation lol
Drunken FB posting - never a good idea!
*Her*
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Seeing as Facebook has been discussed on another thread or 3 ..( I loathe the site)
I've asked Jules for a look on her account for other peoples status updates, she has 700+ friends (ridiculous) and here are choice ones found...
'I'm in bed'
' Having Pizza tonight '
'Watching Jezza Kyle'
'Can't wait for next year and Ibiza'
'Global gathering soon, woooohoooo'
'Happy first Birthday Lawson, love from Mummy'
' grrrrrrrr '
' eeeeeek, I've lost a nail '
' It's friday, woop woop '
' Connor has used the potty for the first time, yay! '
I could go on but Jules logged her account out due to me taking the michael, she needs to ditch some of her friends lol
Anyone else have any gems they want to share?

For the exact reasons above I'd rather not :lol: I am sure Mrs Tweeky is guilty of some of the crappy above type but I avoid making hardly any at all and if I do they are normally links. FB is the place I log into when I am at work and have done everything else possible before deciding to see if fat Richard has been to the Cafe again this morning rolleyes