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Just wondering,after seing quite a few adult art movies and the propensity for the money shot on the beautifully made up face of the female protagonist,how many ladies actually like a shot of man yoghurt on their facial area. Is it done in porn films just to show the pop shot or do women actually like it?
I'm just guessing here, but I expect it's like everything else: some like it, some don't. It's impossible to say what "women" like, as every woman is different.
It doesn't appeal to me personally but I suppose there's worse places it could be fired at. Facials shots in pics or films are not my cup of man yoghurt ( LOVE that word ! )
:giggle: :wanker:
Whatever butters your muffin I guess
it doesnt float my boat
Women being fairly good at making last minute decisions ususlly have no problem with a deposit on an arae of bare skin. But don't get it in the hair.
One woman I had sex with liked it on her tits. No where else.
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Mrs Hillfolk is happy to recieve a blast of population paste almost anywhere except the eyes becuase she says it stings like hell.

:shock: not looking too good then :giggle:
Having seen the mess it made of my mates eye when it got infected with a sperm
Nope No Never!
A mans aim is bad enough going to the loo
no chance of aiming yoghurt, it goes everywhere :shock:
Mrs Tweeky hates it just about anywhere, she also says it stinks of mushrooms dunno I have a crap sense of smell.
Mr Tweeky
I got it in my eye the one and only time we tried it and it hurt like hell!!! Never again. Swimming goggles would help I guess but it just aint a good look is it? lol
*Her*
OOOOOH boy does it sting in the eyes! Save it for when dressed as a secretary wearing alluring specks. Much safer. BTW.....population paste- love it!!
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OOOOOH boy does it sting in the eyes! Save it for when dressed as a secretary wearing alluring specks. Much safer. BTW.....population paste- love it!!

Good tip hun, I'll try to remember that one! Don't fancy getting it in my hair though. Do you think a shower cap would spoil the image?? :giggle:
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Do you think a shower cap would spoil the image?? :giggle:
Why not team it with the swimming goggles to complete the 'look'? lol
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Do you think a shower cap would spoil the image?? :giggle:
Why not team it with the swimming goggles to complete the 'look'? lol
Sorted ! :thumbup:
I seem to be in a minority here. Love it, although you do have to watch the contacts (thanks for the goggle tip - will see if I can get a nice leather pair)
Sassy prepares to give a facial!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
redpantherman's new facial programme has been designed not only to nurture, tone & restore balance to the skin but also to pamper, relax & soothe the inner self, leaving you feeling radiant & rejuvenated. :wanker:
All facials include a consultation & complimentary skin analysis... :twisted:
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Sassy prepares to give a facial!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

bolt
:shock: “don’t think I’d like it in my hair” :shock:
DON’T THINK I’D LIKE IT IN MY HAIR? :taz:
Have you seen the crap these women splosh in their hair?
Loaded with chemicals pretending to be natural ingredients, (yeah right rolleyes ) they contain more symbols from the periodic table than a hydrogen bomb, but on it goes coz the telly says it contains some strange and wondrous concoction that sounds like a magical spell from a Harry Potter book.
Yet you offer them good ole honest natural protein to enhance and feed the hair and roots, enrich their skin, and eradicate blemishes and what do they do?
“euww mind you don’t get it in my hair: :roll:
Exit stage right bolt
lol
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Yet you offer them good ole honest natural protein to enhance and feed the hair and roots, enrich their skin, and eradicate blemishes and what do they do?
Exit stage right bolt
lol

How many times have I heard that crap??? rolleyes :giggle:
Sass... All facials include a consultation & complimentary skin analysis... :twisted:
Such as... Damn you look fine tonight!...
dunno wot more do you want?