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Quote by mirth
im going shopping tomorrow for a swimming cap, googles and nose clip. ive already got a bikini.
oh, what the hell... think i might buy flippers as well. ..i wonder if you can buy purple ones.... thats his favourite colour..

go on Willing
get the snorkel too!
Mirth
Ohh willing the thought of you so clad is just so beyond thought... swimming cap googles flippers snorkel nose clip and all for a bit of facial...how kinky is that.... is there a dedicated web site?
Suspect even if it was either you or me wanking me I would be wetting myself at the sight!!! sorry but sometimes situations just get too silly......
Big silly giggly hugs
Mirth
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but is it as much of a laugh as snorkels and flippers?
Mirth
dont fancy trying to force my c*ck down the snorkel in order for you to clean the last few drops off.....................yeeeawwww that could be painful! sad
first of all, mirth... as i said earlier, tried water sports... dont like it much.. so im glad im not with you if you would wet yourself at the site of me. wink
second of all, se7endriver, im glad im not with you, because if you did try to force your willy down the snorkle.... eerrrmmmm. although i like to swallow ( and its not lady like to spit ) i think maybe i would not be able to breath, what with the nose clip an all. :cry:
bolt :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
maybe i will leave the snorkle in the shop, just in case. and have a towel handy, just in case. rotflmao :rotflmao:
first of all, mirth...
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Quote by willing but nervous
first of all, mirth... as i said earlier, tried water sports... dont like it much.. so im glad im not with you if you would wet yourself at the site of me. wink
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Suspect that you know that was not what I meant!!! wetting self is a complete diff thing!!!
Mirth
lets just settle on laughinghin our bits off
Mirth
this is willing but nervous's hubby. ive never posted on here before but feel i know you all because my wife always talks about you all to me.
SARGE, I HOLD YOU PERSONALLY RESPONSABLE, for putting the idea of a swimming cap, goggles and nose clip into my wifes head.
PIERCERBABE, i also hold you responsable for encouraging my wife.
i came home from work today and went upstairs to get changed. and what did i find. my wife was in fits of giggles lying on the bed on her tummy with her head proped up with her arms. she said..'.im ready for whatever you throw at me' and started laughing. i just stood there in utter disbelief. then pissed myself laughing as well and jumped on the bed to give her a cuddle and to take the stupid hat, goggles, nose clip and flippers off. ive threatened that if she does it again i am going to take a photo and put it on this site.
so please everyone, no more ideas. she takes everthing in and acts on what she sees and hears.
but i suppose i also should thank you lot for giving me such a laugh.
now how do you use these yellow things :shock:
Hi Mr WBN, that cracked me up, cheers.
And it looks like I'm the first to say welcome biggrin
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh MrWBN, brilliant!
I've only just read all this thread, creased up now
Quote by willing but nervous
second of all, se7endriver, im glad im not with you, because if you did try to force your willy down the snorkle.... eerrrmmmm. although i like to swallow ( and its not lady like to spit ) i think maybe i would not be able to breath, what with the nose clip an all. :cry:

Oh the vision I have of cum flying back out the snorkle at double the speed it went in there will be with me for a long time :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
its mr willing but nervous again. :wave2:
thanks for the welcome lucifer.
and im glad i made yours and misschiefs day..
it sure is a vision i will not forget in a long time.
Welcome !
I must say ur most welcome! biggrin
If your wife ever needs further encouragement, send her my way ;)
Hehe, PJ xx
Hello Mr WBN wave :wave: :wave:

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