Recent discoveries for me, here.
Things I can do with my new fingernails on:-
1) Scratch other people's scalps. (why do men like that?)
2) Point.
3) Er...
4) That's it.
Things I cannot do with my new fingernails on:-
1) Type.
2) Put on make-up.
3) Take my contact lenses out.
4) Put my contact lenses in.
5) Do up buttons.
6) Wash up.
7) Make pastry.
8) Put on stockings.
9) Use a pen.
10) Pick my nose.
I'm sure there will be more, but I'll possibly add to the list as the day goes on. I do like to keep you informed.
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Hi Vix,
Be careful that they don't go through the toilet paper!! (sorry, a bit sick I know)
Also, you may that you need ot cut the ends off your gloves! lol
Great site by the way, you look brill in the pics.
I didn't know MS was such a debilitating disease.
I got an education as well as a hard on!! :twisted: What a great start to the day!
Petition signed, I hope it goes well.
BigDanny
Be careful that they don't go through the toilet paper!! (sorry, a bit sick I know)
Also, you may that you need ot cut the ends off your gloves! lol
Great site by the way, you look brill in the pics.
I didn't know MS was such a debilitating disease.
I got an education as well as a hard on!! :twisted: What a great start to the day!
Petition signed, I hope it goes well.
BigDanny
Quote by roger743
Add to the list: scratching your ear. I scratched my ear last night and even my real nail must've been too long because it started bleeding - EWWWW!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Roger, it's a bluddy good job you're not looking for a swinging partner right now!!!! :lol2: Now go get them nails cut!!!
Once out with new fingernails.
Things you can do....
Look everso glamorous
Tap fingers gently on the bar
Move little strands of hair that stick themselves across your face to your lipstick
Things you can't do ....
Undo trousers to go to the loo
Do them back up again if you do manage to undo em
Pull the ream of toilet roll out your waistband, in one quick blunt tug, that you had inadvertently tucked in there while wrestling trousers up.
Open purse
Get coins out of purse, only notes, so take a giant handbag for all the change you will gather.
Use your mobile phone.
Ummmm must be more :undecided:
Quote by PoloLady
Aside form having trouble with earing backs - having long nails doesn't stop me doing anything.....
well sticking your finger up a guys bum might cause a debate - I say it doesn't stop me from being able to - he on the other hand may disagree! :shock:
ooh polo, please trim the nails before doing that. otherwise, work away
Quote by MattyGB
Aside form having trouble with earing backs - having long nails doesn't stop me doing anything.....
well sticking your finger up a guys bum might cause a debate - I say it doesn't stop me from being able to - he on the other hand may disagree! :shock:
ooh polo, please trim the nails before doing that. otherwise, work away
there are ways around it!
Sex God
Matty, what she means by that is, if you don't want the sharp fingernail, you get the 9" dildo 
Bev
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Bev
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Quote by MattyGB
Matty, what she means by that is, if you don't want the sharp fingernail, you get the 9" dildo
Bev
xx
I'm still listening. All sounds like fun.
My god you can tell its Friday. Hose me down and send me home
I'd start with a smaller one and work my way up the sizes actually :twisted:
