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Edward II - "Hang on, isn't that dildo rather warm?"
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"I'm gonna be the first Mackem in space, me, like" - the Mackem squaddie (two words you really don't want to see in the same sentence) who stuck the firework up his arse.
"So what is the speed limit along here?" - Princess Diana.
"Move some of that glowing stuff over here so I can see to write this report" - Madam Curie.
"That grassy knoll could do with cutting" - JFK.
"I'm busting for a piss, but you could catch your death out there" - Captain Oates.
"One for the road can't hurt" - Oliver Reed
"So what is the speed limit along here?" - Princess Diana.
"Move some of that glowing stuff over here so I can see to write this report" - Madam Curie.
"That grassy knoll could do with cutting" - JFK.
"I'm busting for a piss, but you could catch your death out there" - Captain Oates.
"One for the road can't hurt" - Oliver Reed
