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these are not mine
its been a long time since i had sex i have forgoten who ties who up joan rivers
sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation the other 8 are unimportant george burns
women can fake orgasams ,men can fake whole relationships sharon stone
my favorite is
it isnt premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married george burns
feel free to add any more :P
Unknown User
As per signature....
Strangers are only friends you havn't met yet...
Seemed very apt for this site but have no idea where it came from.
Unknown User
OMG I am a veritable quote nerd. I could go on and on (and often do lol) but a couple of funny favourites are:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.
&
I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.
Both by the wonderful Groucho Marx.
kittysin
Master of Sex
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes." (Anonymous)
and my favourite...
"It's the good girls that keep the diaries. The bad girls never have the time." (Tallulah Bankhead)
.......I've never kept a diary!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sharif
Casanova
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
OMG I am a veritable quote nerd. I could go on and on (and often do lol) but a couple of funny favourites are:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.
&
I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.
Both by the wonderful Groucho Marx.

I love Grouch too!!
See bottom of my sig (Woody Allen)
But I'm thinking of changing 'gargle' to 'GOOGLE'
northeastcoupleuk
Sex God
Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?
-- Jo Brand
I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
-- Cat Stevens
Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger!
--mrs north
As you slide down the banister of life, may your ass collect many splinters
Unknown User
A quote that covers anything said by anybody in a position of power.
Christine Keeler - "Well, he would say that wouldn't he?"
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by kittysin
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes." (Anonymous)
and my favourite...
"It's the good girls that keep the diaries. The bad girls never have the time." (Tallulah Bankhead)
.......I've never kept a diary!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Eeeerrrmm I think Goose35 might beg to differ!!
tyneside4fun
Orgasminator
today is a good day to die (worfe) startrek
today is a good day to swing (mr tyneside)
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In light of how close to rememberance day we are, anything by Winston Churchill and such like would be very fitting right now.
Unknown User
Quote by leroy1867
In light of how close to rememberance day we are, anything by Winston Churchill and such like would be very fitting right now.

How about
"Madam I maybe drunk but you are ugly and in the morning I shall be sober!"
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Quote by keeno
In light of how close to rememberance day we are, anything by Winston Churchill and such like would be very fitting right now.

How about
"Madam I maybe drunk but you are ugly and in the morning I shall be sober!"
I was kinda thinking along the lines of " we shall fight them on the beaches" but hey that works to! lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by keeno
In light of how close to rememberance day we are, anything by Winston Churchill and such like would be very fitting right now.

How about
"Madam I maybe drunk but you are ugly and in the morning I shall be sober!"
Beat me to it yer sod rotflmao
kittysin
Master of Sex
Quote by firelizard
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes." (Anonymous)
and my favourite...
"It's the good girls that keep the diaries. The bad girls never have the time." (Tallulah Bankhead)
.......I've never kept a diary!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Eeeerrrmm I think Goose35 might beg to differ!!
You got me, firelizard. lol Strange, goose did go through my mind as I typed that message up. wink
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How about the Star Trek (TOS) "Beam me up, Scotty" a very memorable quote that was never actually said!
And
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother" - Unknown (to me, anyway)
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And the things that we fear are a weapon to be held against us.
Ian Rush
I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.
Ian Rush
Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country.
Ian Rush
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“Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?”
GEORGE CARLIN
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Quote by leroy1867
In light of how close to rememberance day we are, anything by Winston Churchill and such like would be very fitting right now.

To Winston Churchill be female MP "Sir, if you were my husband I would poisen your tea"
Churchill replies "Madam if you were my wife I would drink it"