Fancy a bit of a giggle?

13 Jul 2008

Ok......feeling good today, so thought I share a Mrs Bone-ism with yas, and allow you to laugh (or cringe) along with me LOL
Lst night was having the most delicious and horny cam sex with ' a friend' when he asked me to demonstrate the kind of blowjobi ws gonna give him!
The nearest thing to hand i could demonstrate on was my Impulse spray deoderant bottle in my bag, so off i goes, full on deepthroat blowjob mode.
His eyes were popping out of his head, as I looked every inch of the sassy sexy blowjob queen,.....that is until the METAL deoderant can touched one of my MERCURY fillings :eeek: :eeek:
OMFG!!!! What happened next is the stuff you are SO glad happened to others because you cringe enough hearing someone ese talk about it, let alone do it yourself!!
As metal touched metal :shock:, the gigantic megawat electric shock shot up my tooth and deep frazzled my brain......the keyboard on my lap went one way, the can of impulse went the other way and i had to peel myself off the ceiling.....
'friend' was left with a rapidly deflating hard on...but hugely sore ribs where he almost fell off his chair laughing mad

I was left with a chipped keyboard, a throbbing tooth, dented pride and a bloody big headache from the shock (electrical, mental and emotional)
Still I can laugh about it now..... lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: well i have to else i would die of embarrassment....and if I can save just one mercury filling from going through such pain, by recounting my tale, then its all been worth it :lol: :lol:

13 Jul 2008

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
There are times Mrs B when I swear you make me laugh sooooooooooooo much!!!
Nola x

13 Jul 2008

So I take it you didn't swallow then?
bolt

13 Jul 2008

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
that has made me laugh so much bless ya

13 Jul 2008

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
I will be more careful with my impulse bottles in the future!!!!

13 Jul 2008

How's the deoderant? :confused2:
rotflmao

13 Jul 2008

Quote by Cherrytree
How's the deoderant? :confused2:

Blown away I expect :lol2:

13 Jul 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
.....I was left with a chipped keyboard, a throbbing tooth, ....

Far better than a chipped tooth and a throbbing keyboard.
How annoying that would be!
I thought mercury was liquid at room temp. You haven't been at the liquid nitrogen again have ya gel!! rolleyes

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13 Jul 2008

my apologies choon the apothecary wink

, i meant mercury based amalgam fillings biggrin

:D :D xxx

13 Jul 2008

Bone
I would give all future demos on a 2nd bloke, so the 1st bloke can watch!!
lol

13 Jul 2008

Been there, done that- with a P/A piercing :scared:
However, do you think it's about time you stopped " acting on impulse?"
rotflmao

13 Jul 2008

Quote by Sarah
Bone
I would give all future demos on a 2nd bloke, so the 1st bloke can watch!!

Interesting agenda that!!!
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13 Jul 2008

Volunteers anyone??

13 Jul 2008

Quote by westerross
Bone
I would give all future demos on a 2nd bloke, so the 1st bloke can watch!!

Interesting agenda that!!!
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I do get a good idea every so often!
Seems to me a far better idea than a canister of impluse!
biggrin

13 Jul 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
Volunteers anyone??

As long as you can keep 'em hypercharged mercury amalgam fillings clear of me willie - yes!!
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16 Jul 2008

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Absolutely brilliant :rotflmao:
Now and again you get someone sign up on here that are just hilarious, totally unique, and bluddy good fun.
Bonedigger, you are absolutely priceless :lol2: kiss

16 Jul 2008

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
oooohhh thank you hunny xxx

16 Jul 2008

do you hear radio 4 in your left ear now?
rotflmao

thanks for the giggle :thumbup:

16 Jul 2008

Quote by Missy
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Absolutely brilliant :rotflmao:
Now and again you get someone sign up on here that are just hilarious, totally unique, and bluddy good fun.
Bonedigger, you are absolutely priceless :lol2:

:thumbup: She's just brill is our Mrs B!!

16 Jul 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
Ok......feeling good today, so thought I share a Mrs Bone-ism with yas, and allow you to laugh (or cringe) along with me LOL
Lst night was having the most delicious and horny cam sex with ' a friend' when he asked me to demonstrate the kind of blowjobi ws gonna give him!
The nearest thing to hand i could demonstrate on was my Impulse spray deoderant bottle in my bag, so off i goes, full on deepthroat blowjob mode.
His eyes were popping out of his head, as I looked every inch of the sassy sexy blowjob queen,.....that is until the METAL deoderant can touched one of my MERCURY fillings :eeek: :eeek:
OMFG!!!! What happened next is the stuff you are SO glad happened to others because you cringe enough hearing someone ese talk about it, let alone do it yourself!!
As metal touched metal :shock:, the gigantic megawat electric shock shot up my tooth and deep frazzled my brain......the keyboard on my lap went one way, the can of impulse went the other way and i had to peel myself off the ceiling.....
'friend' was left with a rapidly deflating hard on...but hugely sore ribs where he almost fell off his chair laughing
I was left with a chipped keyboard, a throbbing tooth, dented pride and a bloody big headache from the shock (electrical, mental and emotional)
Still I can laugh about it now..... :lol: :lol: :lol: well i have to else i would die of embarrassment....and if I can save just one mercury filling from going through such pain, by recounting my tale, then its all been worth it :lol: :lol:

I must say that is the most funny thing I have heard in a while. :lol:
I feel for you I really do but...my God I can see it now. :lol:

16 Jul 2008

Should have used a condom lol