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Fancy a fight sgt Bilko ?

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warwick
Sex God
Come on Sgt youre yeller you know that :shock:
I have a very sharp goldfish here and im not afraid to use it rolleyes
actually im just bored and wondered whether anyone fancied hijacking this post
ill give it a few minutes then ill do it myself rolleyes
Jas_Tim
Sex God
It depends which Warwick it is.
That Warwick 3 is a nasty bugger, you best be careful here Sarge. biggrin
Jas
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easy
Sex God
*once again donns balaclava and grabs liquorice pistol*
OK NO-BODY MOVE! THIS IS A HI-JACK! ANY OF YOU FUCKING PIGS MOVE AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER-FUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU!
*cues dodgy guitar music*
I demand you take this thread to Aberdeen airport (never been there and I quite like Scotland).
easy
Sex God
Oh sorry. Did you want me to hi-jack Sarge and take him to columbia?
warwick
Sex God
Its warwick 2
warwick3 had his posting wellies removed so that davej could borrow them lol
come on sarge lets be having you
Unknown User
Debs gets her wepons ready for war!
the womens army :bounce: :bounce:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by easy
Oh sorry. Did you want me to hi-jack Sarge and take him to columbia?

You can't hijack me, because I'm not in this thread yet!!! :shock: :shock: :doh:
warwick
Sex God
easy go hijack sarge and take him to mongolia and while youre there can you pick me up a Yak please as Im having no joy on Ebay lol
Jas_Tim
Sex God
In that case I'm on warwicks side cos one goldfish just won't cut it against Sarge's deadly chocolate army.
Are we waiting til we get to the airport before fighting though?
Jas
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Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh sorry. Did you want me to hi-jack Sarge and take him to columbia?

You can't hijack me, because I'm not in this thread yet!!! :shock: :shock: :doh:
Get him!
upps sorry warrick its your war :doh: ........just cannot help me self some times redface redface
warwick
Sex God
yipee Aberdeen here we come
well except for Easy and the sarge theyre off to mongolia
youre right about the goldfish though Jas think id better pick up a mackerel for added protection lol
MQ
Sex God
My dad's bigger than your dad :P
Unknown User
Quote by MQ
My dad's bigger than your dad :P

thats it me girl go for it!.....hay told you me girls army would be here!...you metion fight and us girls stick togather just incase!
Stand by girls!...could get nasty
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Sarge heads towards the airport to have words with Easy!
MQ
Sex God
arms herself with a lethal handbag!!!
I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
warwick
Sex God
So its gloves off is it Debbiewebbs
right im coming at you armed with a goldfish and a steely resolve :shock:
be afraid be very afraid
right Easy Sarge you better come back its gone all boys v girls again wink
payne
Sex God
Quote by warwick
So its gloves off is it Debbiewebbs
right im coming at you armed with a goldfish and a steely resolve :shock:
be afraid be very afraid
right Easy Sarge you better come back its gone all boys v girls again wink

Can I please go against the norm and join the boys side? lol
lucyweebaps
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh sorry. Did you want me to hi-jack Sarge and take him to columbia?

You can't hijack me, because I'm not in this thread yet!!! :shock: :shock: :doh: BEWARE SARGE !!!!!!!
Unknown User
Quote by MQ
arms herself with a lethal handbag!!!
I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

rotflmao rotflmao
Well girls looks like they dont want to fight with us this time!
As they are all to bloody scared!
So at ease girls!.....hand bags down!
Unknown User
Quote by warwick
right Easy Sarge you better come back its gone all boys v girls again wink

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
GIRLS we got a fight on are hands!........line up and agnor that xxxdevel69 ........... she is a diserter! :twisted: :twisted:
warwick
Sex God
Straightaway with the lethal handbag :cry:
bloody hell this is escalating out of control
need more fish rolleyes
payne
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs

right Easy Sarge you better come back its gone all boys v girls again wink

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
GIRLS we got a fight on are hands!........line up and agnor that xxxdevel69 ........... she is a diserter! :twisted: :twisted:
I am not!!! Just fancy getting ambushed by a large group of women!!!! Plus they got more beer on the men's side! :cheers:
Unknown User
Quote by xxdevil69

right Easy Sarge you better come back its gone all boys v girls again wink

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
GIRLS we got a fight on are hands!........line up and agnor that xxxdevel69 ........... she is a diserter! :twisted: :twisted:
I am not!!! Just fancy getting ambushed by a large group of women!!!! Plus they got more beer on the men's side! :cheers:
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Right girls have to go....got me other army to feed.......so leave you girls to get on with and meet up tonight a 2100 hrs......
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
I have a feeling of deja-vu :shock: confused confused confused confused confused confused confused
warwick
Sex God
cant remember who won last time sarge rolleyes
think ill hijack this thread right now lol
whats the best place anyones ever been on holiday confused:
itll never work of course but in the interests of scientific research and all that wink
Jas_Tim
Sex God
Egypt, I loved it there. Tim has promised to take me to Thailand soon though so it may get overtaken.
Jas
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warwick
Sex God
I loved Madeira but ive always fancied Thailand
:shock: hey this worked cool
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by warwick
ive always fancied Thailand

Does she swing then?
Dawn :silly:
warwick
Sex God
lol lol lol lol lol lol
hello Dawn welcome to my insanity cool
payne
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
ive always fancied Thailand

Does she swing then?
Dawn :silly:
Trust Dawn to lower the tone and make a sexual innuendo rolleyes lol