fancy a late night snack ?

5 Feb 2006

well how about a ham and dog sh*t sarnie sad

a salford company is recalling it's packaged ham owing to an error in the information on the label.

i just knew i hadn't asked for brown sauce on that ham sarnie i had at lunchtime :uhoh:

5 Feb 2006

and I thought you were offering sad

lol

5 Feb 2006

where the feck's cumbria confused

:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Feb 2006

Quote by dracae
where the feck's cumbria :
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did you not know dracae that Cumbria is statisically the wetist part or England :?

5 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
where the feck's cumbria :
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did you not know dracae that Cumbria is statisically the wetist part or England :?
oh i did.............and many times i've enjoyed immersing myself in the waters biggrin

5 Feb 2006

and there's plenty of "water" to be immersed in ;)

5 Feb 2006

Quote by squirtee
and there's plenty of "water" to be immersed in ;)

Personaly when I travel up there its the lushis mounds I like to concoer sorry edit lushis MOUNTAINS biggrin

(yes I know my spelling has gone to pot blame mr JD it his fault drinkies

)

5 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
and there's plenty of "water" to be immersed in ;)

Personaly when I travel up there its the lushis mounds I like to concoer sorry edit lushis MOUNTAINS biggrin

(yes I know my spelling has gone to pot blame mr JD it his fault drinkies

)
Know what you mean ... have had a few myself tonight :beer:
Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)

5 Feb 2006

Quote by squirtee
and there's plenty of "water" to be immersed in ;)

so i believe..............and according to another friend of ours batley is also known to be quite aqueous..............and i live downhill from there biggrin

:D :D :D

5 Feb 2006

Quote by squirtee
Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)

Now in my tippsy state my inuendo detector is up the swanny so i'm treading carefully here if only to save face redface

but what ever the style of the post your one lucky person to awake to such stunning scenery biggrin

5 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69

Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)

Now in my tippsy state my inuendo detector is up the swanny so i'm treading carefully here if only to save face redface

but what ever the style of the post your one lucky person to awake to such stunning scenery biggrin

just go with the innuendo mik smile

5 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69

Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)

Now in my tippsy state my inuendo detector is up the swanny so i'm treading carefully here if only to save face redface

but what ever the style of the post your one lucky person to awake to such stunning scenery biggrin

tippsy here too .. well a bit more than tipsy actually ... am amazed i can type :shock:

5 Feb 2006

innuendo is good biggrin

5 Feb 2006

Quote by squirtee
innuendo is good

Thats the way I like it :twisted:

5 Feb 2006

Quote by squirtee

Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)

Now in my tippsy state my inuendo detector is up the swanny so i'm treading carefully here if only to save face redface

but what ever the style of the post your one lucky person to awake to such stunning scenery biggrin

tippsy here too .. well a bit more than tipsy actually ... am amazed i can type :shock:
fluids...............plenty of fluids.............that's what i'd reccomend wink

5 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
innuendo is good

Thats the way I like it :twisted:
somehow i thought you would wink

5 Feb 2006

Quote by squirtee
innuendo is good

Thats the way I like it :twisted:
somehow i thought you would wink

aahh the lady knows me already confused

one day people will realise that there is more to me than inuendos but untill that day comes i'm going to make the most of my presant status :twisted:

5 Feb 2006

Quote by dracae

Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)

Now in my tippsy state my inuendo detector is up the swanny so i'm treading carefully here if only to save face redface

but what ever the style of the post your one lucky person to awake to such stunning scenery biggrin

tippsy here too .. well a bit more than tipsy actually ... am amazed i can type :shock:
fluids...............plenty of fluids.............that's what i'd reccomend wink

Fluids .. depends what type of fluids confused

: :?: :?:
What would you suggest :?: :?: :?:

5 Feb 2006

Quote by squirtee
fluids...............plenty of fluids.............that's what i'd reccomend

Fluids .. depends what type of fluids confused

: :?: :?:
What would you suggest :?: :?: :?:
the non alcoholic variety

5 Feb 2006

Quote by dracae

fluids...............plenty of fluids.............that's what i'd reccomend

Fluids .. depends what type of fluids confused

: :?: :?:
What would you suggest :?: :?: :?:
the non alcoholic variety
and I thought you were gonna say something witty rolleyes

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Feb 2006

Quote by squirtee

Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)

Now in my tippsy state my inuendo detector is up the swanny so i'm treading carefully here if only to save face redface

but what ever the style of the post your one lucky person to awake to such stunning scenery biggrin

tippsy here too .. well a bit more than tipsy actually ... am amazed i can type :shock:
You not it only makes sense because of your druken state when you read this sober in the morning the above post will actually read thus...................................................................
@?<>)(%$%&^&(*^*@: confused

^$Â£^%*&?:}GUT%Â£^&%OI&))&*P)Y( :? surprised

ops:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :evil2: :borg: :boxing: :bs: :wary: :notes: blink

:shock:

:color: :silly: :high-smile: :beer: :angel: YHB O**&**(^_ :shock:

5 Feb 2006

Quote by squirtee
and I thought you were gonna say something witty
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i tried.............but when i read them back to myself they just sounded pervy sad

sorry :(

5 Feb 2006

pervy ... you ... never :shock:

5 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69

Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)

Now in my tippsy state my inuendo detector is up the swanny so i'm treading carefully here if only to save face redface

but what ever the style of the post your one lucky person to awake to such stunning scenery biggrin

tippsy here too .. well a bit more than tipsy actually ... am amazed i can type :shock:
You not it only makes sense because of your druken state when you read this sober in the morning the above post will actually read thus...................................................................
@?<>)(%$%&^&(*^*@: confused

^$Â£^%*&?:}GUT%Â£^&%OI&))&*P)Y( :? surprised

ops:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :evil2: :borg: :boxing: :bs: :wary: :notes: blink

:shock: