Fanny Farts!!

10 Apr 2005

Once while a girl and I were filming having sex she let out the longest fanny fart I have heard. confused

We tried to keep a straight face, stay serious, and keep at it, but after a couple of seconds we started to piss ourselves laughing. When the clip is replayed you can hear it! :shock:
It is the sort of thing that can put of your stride, but then thatâ€™s nothing that isnâ€™t going to return! smile

(btw one of the pics in my ad is taken from it)

11 Apr 2005

I hesitate to gross anyone out so please skip this if you are easily nauseated.
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Has anyone noticed that when a woman farts, as in proper farts not fanny farts, during sex, her vagina constricts in much the same manner as when she orgasms?
I have been told that this happens but haven't encountered it myself.
So I was wondering, do you think it would be worth feeding her a few cans of baked beans prior to doing the deed in order to experience this phenomenon, or would the odour be sufficient reason to give it a miss?

11 Apr 2005

LMFAO.......it does happen(to often) but what the hell :shock:
but to fanny fart on film!!!!!!
try sending that to "you've been framed"......
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
DeMoN

11 Apr 2005

They are the only kind of farts that women find funny, or at least show some amusement with.

11 Apr 2005

I actually love a woman to fanny fart
it really turns me on
they normally happen in the doggy posistion
why is that

11 Apr 2005

done a search and found this biggrin

All women experience 'fanny farts' at some time or other and it's usually at the most inappropriate times.
Fanny farts are not the same as your usual fart, they're released from the vagina, not the bottom so they're made up of air and not smelly gas (as no gas is produced in your vagina). During sex, air in the vagina gets compressed and is then forced out at high pressure (often following the removal of the penis/dildo etc.). While they might not stink like normal farts, they do make the funniest, loudest, kill-the-moment noises ever.
Unfortunately, there is no set way to stop this happening, although some sexual positions, and more energetic sex are more likely to cause fanny farts. But, at the end of the day, the best way to deal with them is to just laugh them off with your partner.

11 Apr 2005

I've never heard 'em called fanny farts until this post.
we always called 'em "Queefs"
I have no idea why...

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Has anyone noticed that when a woman farts, as in proper farts not fanny farts, during sex, her vagina constricts in much the same manner as when she orgasms?
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sneezing does the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!
and pepper is soooooooo much cheaper than beans! lol

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
on my hands and knees and being penetrated from behind :P

Me too

Obviously a scientific reason for this then!
PSML at this thread thou, arse farts and following through :scared: TMI!! BUT you guys have seriously given me a fit of the giggles this afternoon! THANKS! :giggle:

11 Apr 2005

Happens to me too in doggy position ..
But what the hell shows you've had a really good hump

to pump all that air in.
lol

:lol:

11 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
I've never heard 'em called fanny farts until this post.
we always called 'em "Queefs"
I have no idea why...

QUEEFS????? lol.

11 Apr 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
a squirt of ky stops fanny farts and it does work
voddy xxxx

eerrrrr no it doesnt lol redface

11 Apr 2005

Well i for one love fanny farts!
Something rather filthy (in a good way) about them!..
Spesh when you taking her from behind and fucking downwards Which i find makes them more erm.. er... not sure what the word is.....! lets just say better!.. and more frequent!

11 Apr 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
a squirt of ky stops fanny farts and it does work
voddy xxxx

Ermmm nope, you tend to get spalttered by ky from head to foot... if the fanny fart dont kill the moment and have you both in stitches of laughter then the resulting ky gel spray will.
through studous tests, or vague memorys, doggy is the worst cuplrit for fanny farts, lol.
Thing is, its not the intitall pduddapuddapupppuppp that breaks the moment,its the puddapupp for every following push in and sluppuppup as you pull out... I'm sure if you timed it correctly you could actually play god save the queen as you stand to attention lol

12 Apr 2005

Quote by piercedJon
Thing is, its not the intitall pduddapuddapupppuppp that breaks the moment,its the puddapupp for every following push in and sluppuppup as you pull out... I'm sure if you timed it correctly you could actually play god save the queen as you stand to attention

I propose a gathering of sufficient performers to form a coital orchestra and test your theory with a suitably symphonic arrangement. rotflmao