Fantasy Christmas shopping, S.H. style!

14 Nov 2006

Ok, time for a smiley happy thread- even if it is about bloody xmas!
Stemming from something I saw in the shops today , heres the idea.....
Whilst doing the rounds this christmas, keep an eye open for the perfect pressie for a fellow forumite- and post it here.
Just for fun, however you never know some of the pressies may well end up in peoples stockings- after all, 636,643 pairs of eyes are better than one wink

Heres what I saw..... Matalan, for the princely sum of Â£3, have a calender called
"killer Heels 2007" for our lovely Goose.....
Over to you guys!

14 Nov 2006

i keep seeing this as a keyring

and meening to get it for meaty :shock:

14 Nov 2006

The Book of General Ignorance (amazon Â£7-79) for the brains behind SHOOGLE the lovely KISS :inlove:
or a pile of A5 shorthand pads from the market biggrin

14 Nov 2006

I have seen something that I want to get Markz.

(... I also want to buy it for somebody else but she doesn't know it yet..)
:twisted:

14 Nov 2006

i've got something for sercher wave

but the rules won't allow me to post a photo of it :twisted: :twisted:
lil xx

14 Nov 2006

Quote by lilnfil
i've got something for sercher
but the rules won't allow me to post a photo of it :twisted: :twisted:
lil xx

ops: :oops: :oops: wink

14 Nov 2006

Quote by sercher01
ops: :oops: :oops:

awwww

lil xx

14 Nov 2006

I think you should rename this the (Not so )Secret Santa. My old workplace used to do it everyear and my o my what strange gifts people buy for you. :shock:
Louise xx

14 Nov 2006

For Sassy a shoe tree or possibly a shoe copse or shoe forest.

14 Nov 2006

Quote by lilnfil

ops: :oops: :oops:

awwww

lil xx
PM the pic sexy :grin: :rascal: innocent

:wink:

14 Nov 2006

lil wrote

i've got something for sercher
but the rules won't allow me to post a photo of it
lil xx

lil ,you tart rolleyes

sercher01 wrote

PM the pic sexy :grin: :rascal:

calm down big boy :roll:
i've just sent her to make my tea
beside's we have to think of your old ticker :wink:
fil :grin:

14 Nov 2006

Quote by lilnfil
lil wrote
i've got something for sercher
but the rules won't allow me to post a photo of it
lil xx

lil ,you tart rolleyes

sercher01 wrote

PM the pic sexy :grin: :rascal:

calm down big boy :roll:
i've just sent her to make my tea
beside's we have to think of your old ticker :wink:
fil :grin:
cheeky git :roll: :wink:

14 Nov 2006

Quote by keeno
For Sassy a shoe tree or possibly a shoe copse or shoe forest.

What you saying? dunno

For Pete and Red, I'd make them honorary Welshmen, because they're two of the nicest guys I've ever met and have both been there for me when I needed someone kiss

14 Nov 2006

For Choon:

14 Nov 2006

I've already found the perfect gift for one member and PM'd their partner the details, so I can't ruin the surprise and name it on here!! :shock:
However, when the 'What did you get for Crimbo' thread starts, I'm sure it will be on there!! lol

Mal

15 Nov 2006

I am going to get Da69ve a book called "The comprehensive guide to outrageous flirting".
pink x

15 Nov 2006

Quote by blueandpink
I am going to get Da69ve a book called "The comprehensive guide to outrageous flirting".
pink x

Try 'Flirting For Dummies' rolleyes

I'd get Sarge a map to SH Towers as he seems to have lost his way home dunno

15 Nov 2006

Quote by Kiss
I have seen something that I want to get Markz.

(... I also want to buy it for somebody else but she doesn't know it yet..)
:twisted:

I'm re-writing my letter to Santa.
H.x

15 Nov 2006

Quote by H-x
I have seen something that I want to get Markz.

(... I also want to buy it for somebody else but she doesn't know it yet..)
:twisted:

I'm re-writing my letter to Santa.
H.x
Why? dunno

You were the person I was talking about in the little quote at the bottom.
:twisted:

15 Nov 2006

:bounce:

H.x

17 Nov 2006

Im beggining to get a complex now.......no-one wants to give me one!
I'd like to buy a brain for the numpty (no prizes for guessing) who despite starting an umpteen page long thread about "Erotica" - even offering bed & bawd- forgot to put his name down on the list for the after show party..... banghead

17 Nov 2006

Quote by winchwench
Im beggining to get a complex now.......no-one wants to give me one!

I'd love to give you one hunni .....................might even buy you a pressie too :twisted:

17 Nov 2006

In general, I would like to buy everyone on this site that I know a winning lottery ticket.
More specifically :
Sassy-seren, the biggest, fastest, sexiest motorcycle in the world. (and the licence to go with it)
Firelizard, a fully stocked and equipped dream home on a tropical island where you and Stormy can live in the â€˜lapâ€™ for the rest of your days, hosting parties beyond any party thatâ€™s ever been hosted, but then also being able to enjoy the tranquillity of your island whenever you need it kiss

Winchy, cant say on here Iâ€™d get banned evil

Kiss, the biggest f*** off sound recording studio with all the widgets that money could buy.
H, a Winnebago that you have only dreamed of, wit every gadget that itâ€™s possible to fit, (especially parking mirrors :shock: bolt

)
Ok that will do for starters, will return to this thread a little later :rascal:

17 Nov 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Sassy-seren, the biggest, fastest, sexiest motorcycle in the world. (and the licence to go with it)

yay ! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can I have this one please Uncle Pete?

and the ability to ride it :shock:

17 Nov 2006

I'd love some hugging figure leathers redface

and a helmet cool

17 Nov 2006

Quote by MrsFC
I'd love some hugging figure leathers and a helmet

id happily give you leathers and my helmet.....

18 Nov 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
In general, I would like to buy everyone on this site that I know a winning lottery ticket.
More specifically :
Sassy-seren, the biggest, fastest, sexiest motorcycle in the world. (and the licence to go with it)
Firelizard, a fully stocked and equipped dream home on a tropical island where you and Stormy can live in the â€˜lapâ€™ for the rest of your days, hosting parties beyond any party thatâ€™s ever been hosted, but then also being able to enjoy the tranquillity of your island whenever you need it
Winchy, cant say on here Iâ€™d get banned
Kiss, the biggest f*** off sound recording studio with all the widgets that money could buy.
H, a Winnebago that you have only dreamed of, wit every gadget that itâ€™s possible to fit, (especially parking mirrors :shock: )
Ok that will do for starters, will return to this thread a little later :rascal:

Pete!!! how the devil did you know all that, we never told you :shock:
Thank you hun that was a really sweet thing to say. :kiss:

18 Nov 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Kiss, the biggest f*** off sound recording studio with all the widgets that money could buy.

Awwww Pete you are a gent.! :rose: :rose: :rose:
kiss