D'ya know.....I have very little to add to this thread, except- "good thread idea , DF"
Our 1-1 sex lives have always been verging on vanilla....(getting better of late, I must add). However, I have always had a bit of a sub streak- which no-one has ever picked up on, as apparantly Im quite "intimidating" (not my phrase) sexually.
I really would like someone to dominate me, but nobody ever fecking dares try! Im a pussycat really......honest!
(prepared to hide any evidence of martial arts......)
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Sex God
Quote by DarkfireGem - for once, I dont care. :shock:
I'm more surprised you're not booking the time, date, place and people to 'hijack' off to somewhere warm and sunny, with a hot tub and JD on intraveinous drip! :lol: ;)
After reading this thread I am feeling all rather boring and in need of a new adventure. *sigh*
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Quote by little gem
I'm more surprised you're not booking the time, date, place and people to 'hijack' off to somewhere warm and sunny, with a hot tub and JD on intraveinous drip! :lol: ;)
After reading this thread I am feeling all rather boring and in need of a new adventure. *sigh*
Hey Gem
That was a big sigh!
Sex God
It was DG, very heavy sigh. Could you hear me up in the Highlands?
I think I'm having a bit of a mid-life crisis for an afternoon/evening. I actually contemplated being kidnapped, but they'd give me back for being an annoying twat! :lol:
New adventures... what can I do with all the information in this thread?
*scratches chin and ponders some thoughts*
Ok. Thinking done...
I'm going to learn the ancient mystic art of origami.
See, see what happens when I'm confinded to small, enclosed spaces like a tigress caged. Like a bee who's lost it's buzz. Like a goldfish who lost it's bunny ears. :uhoh:
I think I'm having a bit of a mid-life crisis for an afternoon/evening. I actually contemplated being kidnapped, but they'd give me back for being an annoying twat! :lol:
New adventures... what can I do with all the information in this thread?
*scratches chin and ponders some thoughts*
Ok. Thinking done...
I'm going to learn the ancient mystic art of origami.
See, see what happens when I'm confinded to small, enclosed spaces like a tigress caged. Like a bee who's lost it's buzz. Like a goldfish who lost it's bunny ears. :uhoh:
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Quote by Gem
]See, see what happens when I'm confinded to small, enclosed spaces like a tigress caged. Like a bee who's lost it's buzz. Like a goldfish who lost it's bunny ears.
birthday preparations going well then are they? :P don't worry about losing your fishy ears chicken. you make some more out of origami, then missy can colour 'em in and stick 'em back on. be burbling round yer plastic castle again before you know it.
Quote by DirtyGirlie
That was a big sigh!
DG, don't worry, she's just not had a shag this weekend!
hang on . . . now i think about it, neither have i?
*humph*
neil x x x ;)
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Quote by neilinleeds
That was a big sigh!
DG, don't worry, she's just not had a shag this weekend!
hang on . . . now i think about it, neither have i?
*humph*
neil x x x ;)
Better bloody not have young man or I will show you the edge of my wrath... *mwah* All the more to look forward to next wkend petal. :wub:
...origami bunny ears or not. :rascal:
And as it happens the preparations are going shite. As if you couldn't guess.
:?Do you think having my mother kidnapped for her 60th Birthday will go down well?
:lol:
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Do you think having my mother kidnapped for her 60th Birthday will go down well?
erm . . . . not sure she's all that up for an adult adventure TBH?
you and yer dad would love to get her out of the way till tuesday though, eh? it's prolly worth the money hun? :Panyways, someone's gotta try and wrest this thread back on topic, so it might as well be me?
Quote by Darkfire
what particular things do you like, enjoy and perhaps are part of the reason you're here is because you'd like to meet others in order to fulfill your, or help them fulfill thier, fantasies?
what services can i offer? well, i seem to be doing rather well in the whole turning straight men bi-curious thing up to now? not sure if that's a particularly saleable skill in goldfish terms, or if it's even a good thing, but hey, i gotta work with what i got, yeah?
i especially liked the idea that having explored most of my little fantasies, and more, one of the reasons for continuing to swing might be to help others explore their fantasies, and themselves, in their turn. :thumbup: :) ;)
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
Cowards! :shock:
You can kidnap her then. Makes the rotweiller look like a big fluffy kitty cat, does my mother. :scared:
Rather you than me.
I'd join kiss in offering with the sub streak too, but I'm pretty shite with domming women, more the doormat kind when there's a scary woman weilding a crop at me!
You can kidnap her then. Makes the rotweiller look like a big fluffy kitty cat, does my mother. :scared:
Rather you than me.
I'd join kiss in offering with the sub streak too, but I'm pretty shite with domming women, more the doormat kind when there's a scary woman weilding a crop at me!
Quote by little gem
I'm more surprised you're not booking the time, date, place and people to 'hijack' off to somewhere warm and sunny, with a hot tub and JD on intraveinous drip! :lol: ;)
After reading this thread I am feeling all rather boring and in need of a new adventure. *sigh*
It is, of course, my full intention :rascal: :twisted:
can I tempt you into a fantasy kidnap scenario, with blindfolds and hot tub finale, where you will submit to hands and fingers of those present who yearn to touch you & be pleasured by many ...although I'll skip the IV drip and drink it from you instead? :lickface:
Quote by Kiss
I have always had a bit of a sub streak- which no-one has ever picked up on..
Ya reckon? :rascal:
Quote by winchwench
I really would like someone to dominate me, but nobody ever fecking dares try! Im a pussycat really......honest!
Typical- it takes a woman to have the balls! :giggle:
I knew you'd come along and save me!
I haven't read any posts after this, I'm too bloody lazy but.......
What an easy option for a press reporter, a nice trip round a club with full explanation to write a nice twisted story on and all for only £265 :thumbup:
I could offer a topless haircut (thats if I can find my rusty scissors)
OR
A person could watch me knit :smug:
Quote by Darkfire
another example: Swinging Club for £265??? :shock:
What an easy option for a press reporter, a nice trip round a club with full explanation to write a nice twisted story on and all for only £265 :thumbup:
I could offer a topless haircut (thats if I can find my rusty scissors)
OR
A person could watch me knit :smug:
Quote by essex34m
I could offer a topless haircut (thats if I can find my rusty scissors)
shame you dont have some decent scissors, i need a haircut ;)
:lol2: You hair is so short I wouldn't need scissors :lol2:
i need a haircut though, its nearly an inch long
No way! I've never seen you with anything more than a few millimetres :eeek:
Quote by Dawnie
I could offer a topless haircut (thats if I can find my rusty scissors)
shame you dont have some decent scissors, i need a haircut ;)
:lol2: You hair is so short I wouldn't need scissors :lol2:
i need a haircut though, its nearly an inch long
No way! I've never seen you with anything more than a few millimetres :eeek:
next time i see you, i will show you a pic of what i look like with an inch and a half of hair and a goatee lol
Quote by varca
I could offer a topless haircut (thats if I can find my rusty scissors)
shame you dont have some decent scissors, i need a haircut ;)
:lol2: You hair is so short I wouldn't need scissors :lol2:
i need a haircut though, its nearly an inch long
No way! I've never seen you with anything more than a few millimetres :eeek:
I'm glad I read that bit first :shock: I was about to set up a Penis Extension fund for Essex :giggle:
what makes you think you may be wrong? ;)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by essex34m
I'm glad I read that bit first :shock: I was about to set up a Penis Extension fund for Essex :giggle:
what makes you think you may be wrong? ;)
Quote by Dawnie quoting a previous reply that fits here too
Now that I would like to see. Not too sure what I'm going to think mind but I wonna see :rascal:
Quote by varca
<-------digs out her thigh high boots, de-knots her flogger and blows the dust off her candles and ball gag in anticipation :grin: :lol2:
Ohh and I give a rather good blow job and carpet munch too apparently :giggle:
Oooh - felt a couple of wobbles then.
Now where can I find a decent bit o' carpet???
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There'll be 2 lots at a coffee morning in south wales somewhere next saturday morning :grin:
Laminate flooring here hunni
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Will there be bubbles?
Sex God
Quote by varca
<hijack>
one hot tub and willing volunteer required :bounce: :bounce:
</hijack>
:lol2:
Moi Moi Moi
Aside: Hey the audicity of you :lol2:, hijacking the hijacking of your own thread, FFS girl cummon :giggle:audaciousness abounds she needs thoroughly taking to task for it!
as long as we don't interupt her practical planning of course :D
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Quote by Darkfire
me thinx she needs thoroughly taking to task for it!
Oh I love it when you talk dirty :rascal: :lol2:and i never even had to mentioned the mud baths :grin:
