Fantasy Fulfillment - what's your forte?

1 Jun 2007

Ok, so, I'm now treading the very thin line between what I feel is OK in my own head, and posting a thread that encourages people to give personal info & details about their experiences and sexual activities....so, if anyone wants to pm me their responses instead , please feel free biggrin

(and no, I absolutely do not write for SHM :lol2 smile

On the back of something I wrote earlier:

what I mean is.....for many people...who 'get it' and have met others socially etc....we would know (I assume) who to go to within the swinging community itself to obtain such experiences, for free, on the basis that it really would be mutual fun and sharing of experiences/interests
does that make sense?
With a little research/chatting/discussion over coffee for example, I would know exactly who to appraoch here, within the community itself, for 'rope tying lessons for 2' or a 'supervised dungeon experience'.....I know who's clued up on such activities and would give me a fantastic, safe and fun experience, and who's a wannabe I wouldnt let near me with a piece of string let alone rope and to be honest I thought that was some of the point of the community :dunno: :lol:

what I want to know is, what's your forte? what could you offer others here in terms of swinging/sexual experience for free, that are being advertised elsewhere for a fee.
what particular things do you like, enjoy and perhaps are part of the reason you're here is because you'd like to meet others in order to fulfill your, or help them fulfill thier, fantasies?
I thinking particularly about those who, for example, practice Shibari. Is it something you actively look to, or would, given the right situation (and person) incorporate into your swinging activities?
I'm kinda avoiding going with the kidnap fantasy issue because we have been through that one (in effect) before, and imo it's not something anyone would seriously look to arrange, from a safety point of view, in a random LMU thread on a website - community or not :dunno:
- but if you have something to add, please do :thumbup:
if that made any sense at all, feel free to contribute :thumbup:

1 Jun 2007

Awwwww I really want to answer this now but I need to go to a meeting! I will be back soon to post!
:twisted:
In Edit: Ok I've got 12 minutes until the meeting! lol

What can I offer? Well I do very much enjoy making a womans fantasy come true so I can offer anything within reason, if it's humanly possible for me to do so.
But if any sexy lady out there fancies some BDSM fun - begginer or advanced - you know where my PM box is.

1 Jun 2007

I can offer a number of free services:
The ‘mug you round the back of the shops’ experience
The ‘take me shopping’ experience
The ‘you can do my housework’ experience
The ‘waiting a long time in a hotel room’ experience
The ‘I will shove fresh fruit and veg up your bum till I fall over laughing’ experience
Plus many, many more….

1 Jun 2007

I think what I'm trying to say is, in a very roundabout way, "ffs! dont pay for it, its all here for free if you want it"
all you need to do is let people know :thumbup:
another example: Swinging Club for £265??? :shock:
sod that honey - I'll happily meet nice people who are new to clubs and want to experience one, I'll happily chaperone someone, with absolutely no strings attached or expectation to play, so they have soemone to sound it all out with, show them round etc - bleedin'ell, I'll even guard the feckin door while you play if that's what you felt comfy with - and I do it for free.
so, what about you? biggrin

1 Jun 2007

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1 Jun 2007

Quote by Darkfire
I think what I'm trying to say is, in a very roundabout way, "ffs! dont pay for it, its all here for free if you want it"
all you need to do is let people know :thumbup:
another example: Swinging Club for £265??? :shock:
sod that honey - I'll happily meet nice people who are new to clubs and want to experience one, I'll happily chaperone someone, with absolutely no strings attached or expectation to play, so they have soemone to sound it all out with, show them round etc - bleedin'ell, I'll even guard the feckin door while you play if that's what you felt comfy with - and I do it for free.
so, what about you?

The sad thing is...
I have done exactly that in the past, but I doubt I will be so keen anymore. I did it for people I believed where likeminded and wanting to get into the lifestyle, who wanted to experience clubs for the right reasons.
It is ever more difficult to weed out the tourists, easy shag hunters and arseholes who think if they get into a club every woman will be 'up for it' and 'fair game' ... without wondering if you are this weeks 'special offer' rolleyes

1 Jun 2007

Quote by PoloLady
I think what I'm trying to say is, in a very roundabout way, "ffs! dont pay for it, its all here for free if you want it"
all you need to do is let people know :thumbup:
another example: Swinging Club for £265??? :shock:
sod that honey - I'll happily meet nice people who are new to clubs and want to experience one, I'll happily chaperone someone, with absolutely no strings attached or expectation to play, so they have soemone to sound it all out with, show them round etc - bleedin'ell, I'll even guard the feckin door while you play if that's what you felt comfy with - and I do it for free.
so, what about you?

The sad thing is...
I have done exactly that in the past, but I doubt I will be so keen anymore. I did it for people I believed where likeminded and wanting to get into the lifestyle, who wanted to experience clubs for the right reasons.
It is ever more difficult to weed out the tourists, easy shag hunters and arseholes who think if they get into a club every woman will be 'up for it' and 'fair game' ... without wondering if you are this weeks 'special offer' rolleyes

A little off track but realy felt the need to say that above is just the very reason i paid to joined this site in the first place...because of people like you two and many others who are prepared to put yourselfs out in whatever way to help/guide/enable other "likeminded" folkes "get it"!
Ok i will go back to my corner now.
Nicky

1 Jun 2007

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Can't we change the title of the thread to "Pimp My Member" and recommend other peoples' talents?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ok, I'll pimp Dai as having the most amazing tongue technique :twisted:
I've been told my BJs are pretty darn good too but then, he IS biased wink

1 Jun 2007

Apparently I'm very good at blowjobs :smug:

1 Jun 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Apparently I'm very good at blowjobs :smug:

Care to prove that?? :grin: blast

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1 Jun 2007

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Disclaimer: We don't have a sarcasm emoticon

whats sarcasm?

1 Jun 2007

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Ooh I don't know, some people could be onto a nice little earner here.
Can't we change the title of the thread to "Pimp My Member" and recommend other peoples' talents?
Disclaimer: We don't have a sarcasm emoticon

:lol: they will be if they start signing up to work for in addition to SHM.
no sarcasm emoticon here either.

1 Jun 2007

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
For the bargain price of I can offer:
A Super Hero fantasy evening with the evil Dr Spitroast
or
The complete rattle & slam experience
The house of dammie & HLB enteprises are also currently offering a 2 for 1 special promotion for 1 week only if you prebook your adventure package

I'll have a year's supply please - with an option on eternity!
I can offer half an hour's (moderately) intelligent conversation before a rampant shag - fer a coupla drinks - but I don't buy more than two rounds at a time as a matter of principle!
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1 Jun 2007

Quote by PoloLady
I think what I'm trying to say is, in a very roundabout way, "ffs! dont pay for it, its all here for free if you want it"
all you need to do is let people know :thumbup:
another example: Swinging Club for £265??? :shock:
sod that honey - I'll happily meet nice people who are new to clubs and want to experience one, I'll happily chaperone someone, with absolutely no strings attached or expectation to play, so they have soemone to sound it all out with, show them round etc - bleedin'ell, I'll even guard the feckin door while you play if that's what you felt comfy with - and I do it for free.
so, what about you?

The sad thing is...
I have done exactly that in the past, but I doubt I will be so keen anymore. I did it for people I believed where likeminded and wanting to get into the lifestyle, who wanted to experience clubs for the right reasons.
It is ever more difficult to weed out the tourists, easy shag hunters and arseholes who think if they get into a club every woman will be 'up for it' and 'fair game' ... without wondering if you are this weeks 'special offer' rolleyes

Omg, not only do I agree and could I have written that (although in a less eloquent and more mishapped kind of way) but it makes me kind of sigh and huff too because I know it's true.
What can I offer...
Dress up cock with random stuff to make it into different characters and then take pictures.
Attach ribbons to the top of the cock and make a mini May Pole where 'My Little Pony's' dance around the hilt like it's summer solstice all over again. (ok, not quite what you wanted out of pony play but like it or lump it! lol

)
Wrapping up in bandages in the style of 'The Mummy' while I bugger off to watch telly while you set.
Nah, not sure anyone wants me, free or for goldfish. :lol:

1 Jun 2007

Quote by little gem
not sure anyone wants me, free or for goldfish.

Exactly how many goldfish are you offering and what sort of condition are they in? dunno

(i might be tempted if you throw in the tank to sweeten the deal)

1 Jun 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
not sure anyone wants me, free or for goldfish.

Exactly how many goldfish are you offering and what sort of condition are they in? dunno

(i might be tempted if you throw in the tank to sweeten the deal)
rotflmao

They are pretty goldfish with a penchant for ironing, cooking really good dinners and tidying up. biggrin

;) They are quite good at shibari, can do plaster body casts and dress traniies up to a decent standard... although do remember you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear honeybunch...(down side is Neil is busy training them to shout elbow in the middle of the night to remind you where they came from, they have a habit of drinking all the alcohol in the house and smoke like a fish) :shock: Oh and the up side is... they have new fangled bunny ears attched courtesy of Missy and Choon's hard work in their cross breeding efforts. So not only do you have lovely fish but they are breeding pedigree cross breed award winning fish too!
:smug:

1 Jun 2007

Quote by little gem
they have a habit of drinking all the alcohol in the house and smoke like a fish

Sorry, not interested.
They ain't having my beer and i tried smoking a fish once but it was too soggy to light rolleyes

Although if Nelly can train them to look like Dr Who i might reconsider :thumbup:

1 Jun 2007

Quote by varca

They are pretty goldfish with a penchant for ironing, cooking really good dinners and tidying up. ;) They are quite good at shibari,quote]
I'll take 2 dozen!!! do you gift wrap em? :lol2:

Only for you Varca... Just don't tell Meatball! ;) lol

Or should I say Tulula at weekends ;) :lol: bolt

1 Jun 2007

Quote by varca
<-------digs out her thigh high boots, de-knots her flogger and blows the dust off her candles and ball gag in anticipation :grin: :lol2:
Ohh and I give a rather good blow job and carpet munch too apparently :giggle:

Oooh - felt a couple of wobbles then.
Now where can I find a decent bit o' carpet???
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1 Jun 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Apparently I'm very good at blowjobs :smug:

How many are yer offering then?
<<<< Choon thinking of buying in bulk >>>>
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1 Jun 2007

Never mind.

1 Jun 2007

Quote by varca
not sure anyone wants me, free or for goldfish.

Exactly how many goldfish are you offering and what sort of condition are they in? dunno

(i might be tempted if you throw in the tank to sweeten the deal)
rotflmao

They are pretty goldfish with a penchant for ironing, cooking really good dinners and tidying up. biggrin

;) They are quite good at shibari, can do plaster body casts and dress traniies up to a decent standard... although do remember you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear honeybunch...(down side is Neil is busy training them to shout elbow in the middle of the night to remind you where they came from, they have a habit of drinking all the alcohol in the house and smoke like a fish) :shock: Oh and the up side is... they have new fangled bunny ears attched courtesy of Missy and Choon's hard work in their cross breeding efforts. So not only do you have lovely fish but they are breeding pedigree cross breed award winning fish too!
:smug:
Are you subtely trying to tell us that Meaty is a trannie?? :lol2:
Come on, you've seen what i look like, i'd make the 'ladies' from the bounty kitchen towel ads look feminine :scared:

1 Jun 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
not sure anyone wants me, free or for goldfish.

Exactly how many goldfish are you offering and what sort of condition are they in? dunno

(i might be tempted if you throw in the tank to sweeten the deal)
rotflmao

They are pretty goldfish with a penchant for ironing, cooking really good dinners and tidying up. biggrin

;) They are quite good at shibari, can do plaster body casts and dress traniies up to a decent standard... although do remember you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear honeybunch...(down side is Neil is busy training them to shout elbow in the middle of the night to remind you where they came from, they have a habit of drinking all the alcohol in the house and smoke like a fish) :shock: Oh and the up side is... they have new fangled bunny ears attched courtesy of Missy and Choon's hard work in their cross breeding efforts. So not only do you have lovely fish but they are breeding pedigree cross breed award winning fish too!
:smug:
Are you subtely trying to tell us that Meaty is a trannie?? :lol2:
Come on, you've seen what i look like, i'd make the 'ladies' from the bounty kitchen towel ads look feminine :scared:
I don't know... on all fours with a massage egg stuffed up ya bum you didn't look so masculine :lol:

1 Jun 2007

BTW - I can offer that service for free to anyone else who is interested biggrin

1 Jun 2007

Quote by PoloLady
I don't know... on all fours with a massage egg stuffed up ya bum you didn't look so masculine

Massage eggs eh, What will chickens think of next?
:shock:

1 Jun 2007

Is a message egg similar to a fortune cookie?

1 Jun 2007

Actually, there's one or two scenarios in the stories section I'd love to recreate for myself :twisted:
so perhaps now is the time to let me know (in pm) if its ever crossed your mind that you'd like to play with me (details irrelevant at this stage - male/female/ couple - you either do, or you dont...the only stipulation is that I know, or know of you, from here lol

)
pm box is open :rascal:
as for my forte? I think that'd be fem:fem play and a dominant streak which means I that I get a kick out of turning straight women bi.... though I havent attempted it with Dawnie yet rotflmao

1 Jun 2007

Quote by Darkfire
though I havent attempted Dawnie yet

You make her sound like the north face of the Eiger :lol2:

1 Jun 2007

I like a challenge :twisted: lol