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So some one said lets have a 'fantasy football league'. Someone else said this is a swing site not a football site.
So How about a Fantasy Party. The rules are;
1. You are sending an invitation, not saying that they are swinger.
2. You can invite anyone from any time, real or fiction.
3. Anymore that I think of later.
1. a. Anyone can refuse.

First invite, Aphrodite, I like the way she rises out of the sea.
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Good lord man, the list is endless. biggrin
Do you want actual names and reasons, or should I just say every sexy women who ever lived……ever!
Oh, and a whole host of fictional ones and cartoon characters and women from paintings drawings etc.
Stormy :twisted:
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I think Stormy needs a lie down.
Can we start with the French Rugby squad?
H.x
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I think Stormy needs a lie down.
Can we start with the French Rugby squad?
H.x

Smothered beneath an endless supply of female interesting bits…..Ah bliss! :twisted:
How about Holly Hunter as a named choice, looks wonderful and has such a sexy voice. :inlove:
Stormy
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Need I mention A J or is she a given?
H.x
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Need I mention A J or is she a given?
H.x

A given................as long as it's to me :twisted:
Almost any woman painted by Chris Achilleos
Stormy
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What, all over - like in goldfingure?
H.x
Orgasminator
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Quote by Stormwalker
Need I mention A J or is she a given?
H.x

A given................as long as it's to me :twisted:
Almost any woman painted by Chris Achilleos
Stormy
Ooh i met Chris, at the NEC a couple of years ago, he and his wife, are both lovely.
This is my favourite, its better as a figurine though biggrin

For me, Xena Warrior Princess, would be my first choice, followed by Danni Minogue. Both would have to be dressed in a leather catsuit :twisted:
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Quote by Stormwalker
I think Stormy needs a lie down.
Can we start with the French Rugby squad?
H.x

Smothered beneath an endless supply of female interesting bits…..Ah bliss! :twisted:
How about Holly Hunter as a named choice, looks wonderful and has such a sexy voice. :inlove:
Stormy
I have a bit of a thing for Holly Hunter too redface
And then theres the ONLY reason to watch Jurassic Park- The Luverly Laura Dern!
Sex God
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Quote by winchwench
I think Stormy needs a lie down.
Can we start with the French Rugby squad?
H.x

Smothered beneath an endless supply of female interesting bits…..Ah bliss! :twisted:
How about Holly Hunter as a named choice, looks wonderful and has such a sexy voice. :inlove:
Stormy
I have a bit of a thing for Holly Hunter too redface
And then theres the ONLY reason to watch Jurassic Park- The Luverly Laura Dern!
Sorry, the only two reasons to watch JP are Geoff Goldbloom's wicked smile and Sam Neil's cute arse.
H.x
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Can I be greedy and invite more than one person? :twisted:
Amanda Burton
Sharon Gless (From when she was in that TV show thingmajig!)
Gillian Anderson
Piers Brosnan
Michelle Pfeiffer
:inlove:
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I want to invite Tanya Byron, the doctor lady from the BBc3 shows..there is something about her thats mmmhmmm ;)
Oh and if she agrees to attend can we dress her in pvc ? :twisted:
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Kirstie Allsopp and Davina McCall ( after she's dropped the sprog that is confused )
Master of Sex
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Oh my Goodness it has to be BEYONCE!! god im slavering just at the thought... :smile2: wink
RICKY MARTIN.....
THE LATE LUTHER VANDROSS.......
oooh my minds gone wonky know be back later when i can put the people in my head into actual names lol :wink:
love peppsxxx
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Janet Street Porter
Cleggy form Last of the Summer Wine ( with Grommet of course)
Jo Brand ( without Russell cos his act is getting a bit repetitive)
Bella Emberg ( in the Blunderwoman costume ... mmmmmmmmm lycra)
Rick Waller ( sexy and a good karaoke warm up)
Jackie (pronounced Scooby Style Rackkie )Stallone
John Wayne Bobbins
70's Burger Elvis
George Castanza
and of course Michael Barrymore
Warming the Bed
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Audrey Hepburn and Rita Hayworth both dressed in a classic black evening gown with elbow length black gloves and stockings underneath
Angelina Jolie in black leather
Aishwarya Rai in a simple traditional indian saree
Wentworth Miller (AKA Michael Schofield on prison break in a white linen outfit
David Beckham In a tux
Lucy Thai (Porn Star) in a dom Black and Red PVC outfit
Riya Sen in tight denim and small teeshirt
Sade In a pale green chinese dress
Brad Pitt in Smart black jeans, open neck white shirt
(in case you dont know who some of the above are- google them using google images- well worth a look ;) )
and little ol me!
Venue would be on this: ( The wally power superyacht as used in the film "The Island")

whilst cruising somewhere around the indian ocean
incidently more info and pics of that boat here:

its awesome!
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Janet Street Porter
Cleggy form Last of the Summer Wine ( with Grommet of course)
Jo Brand ( without Russell cos his act is getting a bit repetitive)
Bella Emberg ( in the Blunderwoman costume ... mmmmmmmmm lycra)
Rick Waller ( sexy and a good karaoke warm up)
Jackie (pronounced Scooby Style Rackkie )Stallone
John Wayne Bobbins
70's Burger Elvis
George Castanza
and of course Michael Barrymore

I hope that's your tongue protuding through your cheek Big G as that's one mother of a scary list :shock: :scared:
Sex God
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Quote by Kiss_Me
Can I be greedy and invite more than one person? :twisted:
Amanda Burton
Sharon Gless (From when she was in that TV show thingmajig!)
Gillian Anderson
Piers Brosnan
Michelle Pfeiffer
:inlove:

Sweetpea! We have a common interest, wonna share?
H.x
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Need I mention A J or is she a given?
H.x

A given................as long as it's to me :twisted:
Almost any woman painted by Chris Achilleos
Stormy
Ooh i met Chris, at the NEC a couple of years ago, he and his wife, are both lovely.
This is my favourite, its better as a figurine though biggrin

For me, Xena Warrior Princess, would be my first choice, followed by Danni Minogue. Both would have to be dressed in a leather catsuit :twisted:
You lucky lucky man, I love his work.......
Is it just me, or does she have a little H-x thing going on..... :shock:
Off to perve H in a whole new light.
Stormy
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Janet Street Porter
Cleggy form Last of the Summer Wine ( with Grommet of course)
Jo Brand ( without Russell cos his act is getting a bit repetitive)
Bella Emberg ( in the Blunderwoman costume ... mmmmmmmmm lycra)
Rick Waller ( sexy and a good karaoke warm up)
Jackie (pronounced Scooby Style Rackkie )Stallone
John Wayne Bobbins
70's Burger Elvis
George Castanza
and of course Michael Barrymore

You may well have gone for the eye-candy - but I didn't rate any of them in the sack cool
Orgasminator
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Quote by Stormwalker
Need I mention A J or is she a given?
H.x

A given................as long as it's to me :twisted:
Almost any woman painted by Chris Achilleos
Stormy
Ooh i met Chris, at the NEC a couple of years ago, he and his wife, are both lovely.
This is my favourite, its better as a figurine though biggrin

For me, Xena Warrior Princess, would be my first choice, followed by Danni Minogue. Both would have to be dressed in a leather catsuit :twisted:
You lucky lucky man, I love his work.......
Is it just me, or does she have a little H-x thing going on..... :shock:
Off to perve H in a whole new light.
Stormy
I think there is some similarity :D
I reckon you, and I have similar tastes Storm :D
Another artist I like is Rodney Mathews, and then there's :D Oops going off track here, from the thread. i'll shut up lol
Sex God
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How about the Scottish Curling team, four cool ladies to keep warm.
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The cast of Charlies Angels?
(oh, and H ;) )
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i'd be happy if anyone even rese accept an invitation to this dingy little flat...
however.. could be described as *cosy*.. maybe intimate!!??
two or three cpls, or like number of mixed people and I think it would be intimate indeed!
anyway...
for some strange reason, the Scottish HR woman in GreenWing...
dont now her name.... and for some reason, after she sprang mysteriously into my hed... she wont leave!!
but she hasnt accepted invite, grotty, *cosy* flat or otherwise...
LP
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Lets try the Millenium Dome, it has got to have one good use.
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Can I be greedy and invite more than one person? :twisted:
Amanda Burton
Sharon Gless (From when she was in that TV show thingmajig!)
Gillian Anderson
Piers Brosnan
Michelle Pfeiffer
:inlove:

Sweetpea! We have a common interest, wonna share?
H.x
Oh yes please! I'll just give him a call and we will be right over! :twisted:
kiss
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Right, I've been down in the vaults!
Today's archive gem is this one: who would you invite to your fantasy swinging party?
I'd be inviting Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Eva Mendes and Idris Alba
Go on, who's in?
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Ooooh! I'm in! :mrgreen:
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Richard Hammond
And me! :rascal:
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JLH, really? I have never 'got' that.
Now, Hammond I would definitely do! wink
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JLH, really? I have never 'got' that.
Now, Hammond I would definitely do! wink


She's scrummy! :inlove:
What's not to get? lol