Fat Arse! ME????

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Tanis105
shame my story got lost in "to merge or not to merge"

Yes, it would appear that a few of the regulars have been unable to stop themselves hijacking yet another thread. It happens a lot 'round here, it's nothing personal.

ffs ! ! !
Whinge, whine, moan ! ! ! ! ! !
How many times have you sat in a cafe or bar, around a table with 11 other people ?
(yep - I'm sad enough to have gone back over the thread and counted)
Did the conversation always revolve around the starting topic, or perhaps; did it ever wander in and out, off and on. Maybe evolving ?
Yes in this cafe, there will be other threads, on other topics - but guess what . . . . ?
Just like in real life, people will interject conversations as they wander in and out.
But what did happen to the the camelin the end???
probably got the hump lol

2 Oct 2005

Beyonce has a size 14 arse.

2 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Pretty pants
Just ignore all remarks.
I got a few PMs last night, with insulting remarks.
Best to inform a mod, i did :wink:
H, red x

has the world gone mad how can you receive insulting remarks :shock:

2 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
ffs ! ! !
Whinge, whine, moan ! ! ! ! ! !
How many times have you sat in a cafe or bar, around a table with 11 other people ?
(yep - I'm sad enough to have gone back over the thread and counted)
Did the conversation always revolve around the starting topic, or perhaps; did it ever wander in and out, off and on. Maybe evolving ?
Yes in this cafe, there will be other threads, on other topics - but guess what . . . . ?
Just like in real life, people will interject conversations as they wander in and out.

Well yes, I wasn't particularly whinging about anyone or anything, just commenting that it happens a lot. I know I've hijacked the odd thread and probably will do so again, but I do try to remember to keep things on track most of the time, and it did suddenly change from a reasonably serious discussion to mod love-in with hopeful spectator. Whilst it is a pretty regular event on these forums, it can be quite disconcerting for newbies to have their first post hijacked so comeprehensively.
Anyway, I'm going to go to bed before I post something that really pisses somebody off.

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Deviated Prevert
Anyway, I'm going to go to bed before I post something that really pisses somebody off.

Sleep well kiss

(That's sarcasm btw)

2 Oct 2005

What was this thread all about anyway??

2 Oct 2005

Quote by EnglishChris99
What was this thread all about anyway??

Camels i think!!!!

2 Oct 2005

Quote by markz
Pretty pants
Just ignore all remarks.
I got a few PMs last night, with insulting remarks.
Best to inform a mod, i did :wink:
H, red x

has the world gone mad how can you receive insulting remarks :shock:
And he said to me :shock: Right you are not having my cock anymore

:rotflmao:
I recieved some more Pms, well one liners. :kissmyarse:

Quote by firemans8incher
i hear yr ugly anyway from another user.]

2 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyRed
i hear yr ugly anyway from another user.]

Well, you should have kicked his seeing eye dog and snapped his white stick, Gorgeous wink

2 Oct 2005

This whole thread just goes to show that some blokes aren't even intelligent enough to think with their dick! dunno

:dunno:

2 Oct 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
This whole thread just goes to show that some blokes aren't even intelligent enough to think with their dick! :dunno:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: numb above and below the waist rolleyes

3 Oct 2005

Quote by prettypants
In addition to "Fat Arse" story...I am a size 14...

Size 14 is not fat no way!
I myself are size 10-12 but a very dear friend of mine :twisted: is size 14 and she has a lovely arse :P

3 Oct 2005

That third photo? Did you ignite a fart?

3 Oct 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
That third photo? Did you ignite a fart?

no its a violet wand smile

3 Oct 2005

Quote by prettypants
Hi All,
I am new to all this but have decided to share this rather long story of my first experiences with this site......Are you sitting comfortably? I will begin.......
I posted an add a little while ago...I was (and still am) unsure, uncertain, where all this was going to take me and so I started on my jounery of descovery. I was hit by well over 300 replies within the first couple of weeks and have not had time to read them all let alone reply..........
I have meet a few. Meeting guys in itself has been an interesting experience...Thats when they decide to turn up.............and i have had every excuse under the sun for guys NOT to meet from.......gone shopping......decided to go swimming....the Pope has died....my wife has withdrawn permission........
Then the ones that have turned up .....What can I say???..........Interesting............Some, I wonder exactly when the photo of themselves was taken and when one guy turned up with his "baby", his whippet(dog), in the car...well...I ask you????
But there have been a few encounters, which have been great fun..............
I have been plauged though, by guys wanting to get out of my house the instant they have cum and I have been thinking about setting up a "Top Gear" score chart as to whome is the quickest to cum and go.
It all culminated with one guy (that I had met before,) turning up at my house. We had a great time for about 20 mins, infact we broke the kitchen table....... That did bring a halt to the proceedings and I put the kettle on. He went out to the car to "have a fag".............and.........then........WENT HOME!!!!!!........No "goodbye" No "thanks, I will see ya"............NOTHING!!!!! I was left there, expecting a full night of passion and just ended up with a full kettle!!!
That was when I put the PPS on my add saying "no fuck and goes please". The mod to my add cause another wave of email, most of which that I havnt had chance to read, but those I have, have mostly been very nice. BUT!!!!!!! I have just had one tonight, which has promted me to tell you all, which said.............. "You should take up jogging and if I didnt have such a big arse, guys wouldnt just fuck and go".............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...........I cant believe it!!!! My ass has been admired by many!!! Whats all this about then???? Should i lose 5 stone and become a twig????
EEEEKKKKKKK!!!!
Jx

No i'm sorry but i have to say this is one of if not the best post i have ever read on here, and me laughing cause i could see so many of the men i have met/spoke to in her post

3 Oct 2005

Quote by markz
Pretty pants
Just ignore all remarks.
I got a few PMs last night, with insulting remarks.
Best to inform a mod, i did :wink:
H, red x

has the world gone mad how can you receive insulting remarks :shock:
I bet it was just Dino having a giggle lol

:lol:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
That third photo? Did you ignite a fart?

no its a violet wand smile

How do you ignite a violet wand ????? Did it suffer any permanent damage ??

3 Oct 2005

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< size 14 / 16 and all mine :P

3 Oct 2005

Its definately a flame!

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Deviated Prevert
shame my story got lost in "to merge or not to merge"

Yes, it would appear that a few of the regulars have been unable to stop themselves hijacking yet another thread. It happens a lot 'round here, it's nothing personal.
.
Then again, it wasn't really a story, more a whinging account of what's happened thus far. Maybe would have got a better reception if it had been a more upbeat, 'I'm new' kind of post?
If it was a story, perhaps it should have been submitted to the 'Swingers Stories' section?

3 Oct 2005

Quote by markz
Pretty pants
Just ignore all remarks.
I got a few PMs last night, with insulting remarks.
Best to inform a mod, i did :wink:
H, red x

has the world gone mad how can you receive insulting remarks :shock:
She probably started it! Shouldn't be allowed. :wink:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
Its definately a flame!

It's electric jumping over an air gap, just like this tesla coil...

3 Oct 2005

could u not have found a bigger pic to post? :shock:

3 Oct 2005

ohh hang on its gone smaller
story of my life that

3 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
ohh hang on its gone smaller
story of my life that

Sorry, I modified it to make it display better, just for you kiss

(because I knew that it'd be you that whinged!)

3 Oct 2005

Quote by marmalaid
(because I knew that it'd be you that whinged!)

how rude

3 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
(because I knew that it'd be you that whinged!)

how rude
NN when will you realise that Marms posts purposely big pictures so that people like you will come along after him and spank his ass rolleyes

3 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
(because I knew that it'd be you that whinged!)

how rude
Surely it's only rude if it's not true? cool

Quote by naughtynymphos1
(because I knew that it'd be you that whinged!)

how rude :smackbottom:
NN when will you realise that Marms posts purposely big pictures so that people like you will come along after him and spank his ass rolleyes

I'm still waiting for you to, erm, bite, Dawn biggrin

3 Oct 2005

Quote by prettypants
In addition to "Fat Arse" story...I am a size 14...

Oh drama a size 14, lets face it most of us bloke arent in the best of shape, so who cares what size you are as long as your happy.
Pepople like the guy in your story really arent worth the time.
Oh no now im in danger of sounds like im preaching lol ill stop now lol

3 Oct 2005

If a size 14 is massive - I may as well go lock myself in a cupboard now.
I'm on the top end of a size 14.
Yes I could do with toning up a bit, but no amount of healthy dieting does anything significant to my overall size.
I know I have a big bum - but that's me and so I accept it.
People should take you for who you are.
maybe get to know people here in the forum rather than the ads.
Alex