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Life should not be measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Anon.
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“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it”
Adolf Hitler.

Blair and G.W. Bush were firm advocates non? Weapons of mass destruction, 45 mins. etc. etc.
rolleyesIt worked!
The body is but a ship that sails on the sea of life.
Tha angle of the dangle is equally proportional to the heat of the meat provided that the urge to surge remains constant.
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The body is but a ship that sails on the sea of life.
Left in the water it's timbers become heavy and rot.
..but if each night it is beached and cleaned, it remains a sleek war machine.
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or in other words rest upon a shore life is to short just to sail.
Be a first rate version of yourself and not a second rate version of someone else - Judy Garland.
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke". - Anon
i live by.. its not what knocks you down that makes you who you are.. but its how you get up that shows your strenght.... dont know who said it but i use it ive had enough knock downs to know thats for me its very true....
mistakes are only mistakes if you dont learn from them..
great minds think alike small minds never differ...
your never alone if you know yourself.
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your never alone if you know yourself.

Is that a variant of the "You're never alone if you're a schizophrenic? :P
The most dramatic maybe was "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
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your never alone if you know yourself.

Is that a variant of the "You're never alone if you're a schizophrenic? :P
lol that Mr Peanunt is also correct...
Life is ours to be spent not to pay. D H Lawrence
Oooh, I just read this in a literature textbook (joyous summer reading!) and I am endeavouring to get it learnt:
"Language most shows a man: speak that I may see thee. It springs out of the most retired, and inmost parts of us, and is the image of the parent of it, the mind. No glass renders a man's form, or likeness, so true as his speech."
Ben Jonson, from Explorata: or Discoveries, 1640
It's a small world ...but you wouldn't want to paint it
Steve Wright (the american comedian not the radio 2 arsehole)
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"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke". - Anon

Anon; was he Greek or Roman. lol
Le Petit Prince by Antoine de Saint Exupéry contains some of my favourite quotes ever... as well as very beautiful illustrations. Here's a few:
Quand on a terminé sa toilette du matin, il faut faire soigneusement la toilette de la planète.
When you've finished getting yourself ready in the morning, you must go get the planet ready.
Le langage est source de malentendus.
Language is the source of misunderstandings.
Voici mon secret. Il est très simple: on ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.
Here is my secret. It is very simple: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.
Vous êtes belles, mais vous êtes vides.... On ne peut pas mourir pour vous.
You're beautiful, but you're empty.... No one could die for you.
Les hommes ont oublié cette vérité, dit le renard. Mais tu ne dois pas l’oublier. Tu deviens responsable pour toujours de ce que tu as apprivoisé.
"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
Les enfants seuls savent ce qu'ils cherchent
Only children know what they are looking for
Ce qui embellit le désert, dit le petit prince, c'est qu'il cache un puits quelque part...
"What makes the desert beautiful," says the little prince, "is that somewhere it hides a well."
Mais les yeux sont aveugles. Il faut chercher avec le cœur.
But the eyes are blind. One must look with the heart...
Lifes journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out screaming SHIT!!!! WHAT A RIDE!
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
Judy Garland
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"Here I sit broken-hearted. Paid a penny and only farted". Anon

It's not Annon...I penned that in '43
Echoes
"I spent 90% of my money on women and drink, the rest I wasted"
Groucho Marx (George Best used it years later)
Its not the men in my life.. but the life in my men.....
Don't piss down my leg and tell me it's raining
very fucking true right now evil
Quoting this for two people: a big Bertrand Russell fan kiss though as far as I know he doesn't fear love; and for me, because it's something I was recently trying to say, but Bertrand does it better! Or maybe it's for the person I was saying it to! dunno
“To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts 
"my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
the princess bride
"mmmmh, beeeeeer"
Homer (Simpson, not the blind poet)
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one!"
Him again..
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
Stephen Wright
(and no, I'm actually a moderate drinker biggrin)
"a dirty mind is a joy for ever"
my mum
"nobody tosses a Dwarf"
Gimli...in MOTR
"good moanin'"
'Allo 'Allo
"He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at."
Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."
George Burns
I don't care what your name is......you are not dragging that cross through my garden...... biggrin
If you die I will kill you.
My wife when we found i had cancer.
If you break your leg - don't come running to me.
My Mum every time I went tree climbing and building site exploring.
If you paint 100 chimpanzees, they still call you a guerilla artist - by an aquaintance - quite apt at the moment :smile:
"Cock I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead"
Sam Elliot(Wayde Garret)....Roadhouse...
There can be only ONE
Connor McCloud