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If you were the single female spoke to me in a shell garage today a thousand apologies for not recognising you.
Please pm me and put me out my misery asto who you are.
Thank you.
Regards
Harry Jones
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Female spoke to Harry Jones in Shell garage today
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Daing! Harry and I thought you'd recognise me of all people!!
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Sex God
Not me either. I cant afford SHELL prices 
My car is on rations, hope it loses more weight than I have
My car is on rations, hope it loses more weight than I have
Sex God
And I'm a non-driver.... 
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Harry, I've just had an irate Angelina Jolie on the phone. She was extremely pissed off that she had to dash, but Brad was mithering her for his liquorice allsorts.
She said next time she's passing through your neck of the woods, she'll let you know and you can take her dogging, without (her words) "the goddamn muppet Brad!!"
Mal
She said next time she's passing through your neck of the woods, she'll let you know and you can take her dogging, without (her words) "the goddamn muppet Brad!!"
Mal
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Harry, I've just had an irate Angelina Jolie on the phone. She was extremely pissed off that she had to dash, but Brad was mithering her for his liquorice allsorts.
She said next time she's passing through your neck of the woods, she'll let you know and you can take her dogging, without (her words) "the goddamn muppet Brad!!"
Mal
Bloody hell, 'mithering' - not heard that for a while!
Wasn't me either, Harry.
Sex God
Quote by varca
Twas not me Harry lol, having shared a few halves of the good stuff with you and tuthers, methinks you would have recognised me
Hey I am now a confirmed real ale addict, the fruity ones in particular lol, and tis all your fault
Yay another pretty real ale addict. I would most certainly recognise you.
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It wasn't me Harry.
I'm more of a Texaco kinda girl
lp
Idiot :lol:
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Daing! Harry and I thought you'd recognise me of all people!!
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Ha Ha mate
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Not me, I haven't filled up with fuel for 16 years :lol2:
You cycle everywhere
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Not me either. I cant afford SHELL prices :lol:
My car is on rations, hope it loses more weight than I have :?
This station was 7 pence per litre cheaper than my local tescos :!:
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And I'm a non-driver....
and about 200 miles in the wrong direction :!:
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Harry, I've just had an irate Angelina Jolie on the phone. She was extremely pissed off that she had to dash, but Brad was mithering her for his liquorice allsorts.
She said next time she's passing through your neck of the woods, she'll let you know and you can take her dogging, without (her words) "the goddamn muppet Brad!!"
Mal
:wink:
Doon't, I was going to go dogging on way home but couldn't remember where the place was so didn't.
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Bloody hell, 'mithering' - not heard that for a while!
Wasn't me either, Harry.
I'd recognise you :wink: :kiss:
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
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Harry, do you do this every time someone says "What's your pump number?"
Oiii
This woman said "harry" then "I'm just on my way home from work"
Sadly I was tired (always am when driving), hungry, pissed off that they had put a penny on the price of unleaded since I passed the same garage that morning and was thinking pervy thoughts about the blonde woman outside who had just gone into a doorway (presumably the loo) and so failed to enter a proper conversation for any clues asto who she was.
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
Hi Harry,
You mean she wouldn't tell you who she was when you encountered her? Maybe she wants to keep you guessing a bit longer. Poor distraught Harry!
Tasty, was she? :P
You mean she wouldn't tell you who she was when you encountered her? Maybe she wants to keep you guessing a bit longer. Poor distraught Harry!
Tasty, was she? :P
Sex God
Quote by HarryJones
Bloody hell, 'mithering' - not heard that for a while!
Wasn't me either, Harry.
I'd recognise you
Thank you
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
Hi Harry,
You mean she wouldn't tell you who she was when you encountered her? Maybe she wants to keep you guessing a bit longer. Poor distraught Harry!
Tasty, was she? :P
No I mean I only managed the phrase "Sorry I was miles away there"
yvw Mrs FB
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
Harry
It wasn't me! sorry
It wasn't me! sorry
Sex God
Thank you for all your helpful messages - sadly it looks like this one is going to elude me 
Regards
Harry Jones
Regards
Harry Jones
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If you were the single female spoke to me in a shell garage today a thousand apologies for not recognising you.
Please pm me and put me out my misery asto who you are.
Thank you.
Regards
Harry Jones
I'm sorry harry but i've got to laugh in fact i am wetting my self and have tears running down my cheeks......Now should i put you out of your misery or should i keep you hanging on a bit longer :rotflmao: 
Sexlightened
ops: :oops: harry it was me lol thought you was looking abit vacant lol Sex God
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Do you get this excited everytime a woman talks to you
Nooo
Why do I fear any street cred I had has gone completely :lol:
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Help
If you were the single female spoke to me in a shell garage today a thousand apologies for not recognising you.
Please pm me and put me out my misery asto who you are.
Thank you.
Regards
Harry Jones
I'm sorry harry but i've got to laugh in fact i am wetting my self and have tears running down my cheeks......Now should i put you out of your misery or should i keep you hanging on a bit longer :rotflmao::rotflmao: Pleased to have been of assistance to you :lol:
As you bought me a pint once I'll let you off :lol:
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Oh noooo - how could I not recognise you, you are gorgeous - to be fair last time I saw you was ages ago.
I hope you can forgive me - I've sent you a bizarre pm - no offence intended but it will help me get over this event (Hope that makes sense :oops:
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ohh harry the search has been completed :lol:
bless ya wee cotton socks :happy:
Hurrah - I can sleep again
Quote by makaveli69
Do you get this excited everytime a woman talks to you :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Can you imagine the poor fella with a Sat Nav! :giggle:
:lol: :lol: Why do you think I don't have one :!:
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
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(snips galore)
Can you imagine the poor fella with a Sat Nav! :giggle:
:lol: Why do you think I don't have one :!: Regards
Harry Jones
Cos you were at a Shell garage and hadn't used your SatNav to locate a better priced one?
:D:D:D:D:D Sex God
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(snips galore)
Can you imagine the poor fella with a Sat Nav! :giggle:
:lol: Why do you think I don't have one :!: Regards
Harry Jones
Cos you were at a Shell garage and hadn't used your SatNav to locate a better priced one?
:D:D:D:D:DI'd used a certain website that was apparently supposed to point me to the cheapest garage which was one I visited in the morning when it was tuppence a litre more expensive despite only being 500 yards away.
This particular shell garage has been cheap as chips, even back in the days when I was a young innocent lad in the family car passing it.
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What a bizarre thread! :shock:
lonni xxx
Fabulous isn't it.
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Harry Jones
Sex God
What a relief Harry!
This mystery could have turned into the SH equivalent of the Marie Celeste.
This mystery could have turned into the SH equivalent of the Marie Celeste.
