FFS moments

28 Nov 2006

Quote by Sxlondonfem
I got one asking if i was into K9 !

hahaha! i know who sxlondonfem is. well i dont actually, but i know why they would have asked that. and there i was askingyou about your dog., SLF, but i got a lovely reply back, and KNOW what dog sxlondon fem had/has :O) (she says in her profile that she has a dog)
this is a funny thread, and i'm amazed no-one's quoted me. i have this mad habit of asking peoplel where they got their lingerie from. i see this place as
1) an online shopping lingerie site
2) a sex shop
i've also PMd loads of people simply because i loved something unusual in their photos or their features (eyes) or something that made me laugh. i'll continue reading rest of thread. i stopped in my tracks to type this post because i recognised the SLF :O)
took me ages to recognise a wink. and there i was replying to every wink because i was flattered they'd cared to write, duh!

28 Nov 2006

Quote by HornyBear
Oh and while I am at it.... Why oh why when I specify no cock pics do they insist in sending one??
FFS

Mine says no cock-shots (or kebab)... but I still get told to "look at our profile and photos and see what you think"
I think it is a close-up of a kebab :roll: FFS!
Maybe I am being obtuse here...
It looks that way (hey your word not mine) lol

Unless it was your aim to make a totally different point about people who send PM's with (possibly) a face pic attached confused

No I think my response was concise enough having re-read it three times. FFS?
Then let me rephrase - whilst I see the connection of the first part of your comparison question (mailing a cock pic), I fail to see how the latter part (which your question asks for comparison with) is the same as what I have said. That is... the comparison example is not the same as the comment which you have quoted and chose to raise the question against.

28 Nov 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Then let me rephrase - whilst I see the connection of the first part of your comparison question (mailing a cock pic), I fail to see how the latter part (which your question asks for comparison with) is the same as what I have said. That is... the comparison example is not the same as the comment which you have quoted and chose to raise the question against.

LOL..

29 Nov 2006

Quote by HornyBear
Oh and while I am at it.... Why oh why when I specify no cock pics do they insist in sending one??
FFS

Mine says no cock-shots (or kebab)... but I still get told to "look at our profile and photos and see what you think"
I think it is a close-up of a kebab :roll: FFS!
Maybe I am being obtuse here but surely there is a difference betweensomeone mailing you and attaching a cock pic (against your wishes) and someone mailing you (possibly with a face pic) and indicating more information / pics are available in said profile? If I mail and pics are requested I attach my profile front (face) pic. If they perve my profile they will find a range of pics as you can't please all the people all the time. And anyway my get-out is two lady friends chose / took my profile pics !! :dunno:
Erm. OK. Possibly you make my point better than I can PL! I highlight the key words in my response above to explain that is exactly what I did say. There IS a difference and, as you say, " the comparison example is not the same as the comment you have quoted ".
But I think I said it first.
Just saying I can understand ladies being critical of guys sending unwanted cock pics in a mail / PM. I can't understand the same criticism being laid at someone who, having mailed someone without a cock pic, happens to have a cock pic in a profile at which a lady chooses to perve?
I may be wrong here - but it appears you are suggesting I made that (as highlighted in red above) criticism - when it actually is not what I said.
Where as I said - that even though my profile states that I do not wish to receive cock-shots (or kebab) people sill feel it appropriate to direct me to their profile (by request) and ask me what I think.... only to find it is just a kebab-shot. (or words to that effect)
So, again.... it appears you were asking me to answer a question about something I never actually said.

29 Nov 2006

not sure if I'm more :shock: than oh ffs! atm, but I just got a pm from a single bloke :eek:
these days its unheard of, I simply dont get them anymore, I thought I'd mastered it.... so I'm a bit gobsmacked that this one has bothered to look at my profile & comment on the pic...... and THEN says I'm a single bloke looking for 1:1 .
ffs. lol

29 Nov 2006

Quote by Thinkingnaughty
I almost spat my drink out over the keyboard... this thread should come with a humour rating warning!
It's a whole new world this website and I'm learning more each day. One thing I found highly FFS rated was a message from a bloke saying he really want to watch me play with his wife and then to fuck my tits but the problem was my size turned her off (am a BBW), so was it ok for him to lie to her about my size and then just turn up as he's so sure she'd be fine on the day.....
That made me mad. I am not everyone's cup of tea, and don't expect to be but don't bloody contact me if your wife hates me then expect me to try and force her into something she doesn't want to do - it hurts. I was soooooo livid but can giggle at it now.
I only joined this site to prove to my hubby that no-one would ever want to play with me and am so glad I did join as it's given me a massive confidence boost and I feel so liberated after years of hiding away. It's fabulous.
The other classic I have come across a few times is: "I really like your tits, can we meet up? My wife doesn't want to meet you but I am really keen as long as we are discreet".
er... yeah mate... will just drop my knickers now and see you in 10 mins... NOT!!!
Having said all this.. I have had some really nice, polite emails from people from the chat rooms saying things like "please check out my profile and whilst I may not be what you are looking for now, if you change your mind, please give me a yell". I don't mind that as if they are people I get to talk to often, who knows what the future holds? J & I are so new to this that we are just finding our feet so we don't know which direction we'll end up in.

Your size turned her off!!!!????? cheeky cow, and how dare he mail and tell you that...oooohhhhh :kissmyarse: it makes me so mad, size is of no relevance but if it bothers people then keep shut!... I'm a curvier woman myself and would not have appreciated that one naughty hun :taz:

29 Nov 2006

Quote by HornyBear
...now about these curves jaymar?.....
Cannie Lass

well my sexy hornybear.... redface

29 Nov 2006

It's very interesting reading all these posts however, while the majority of you ladies say you get pissed off with PMs from guys, what are we supposed to do - how do you split the wankers/winkers from the genuine guys?
For my own part, I've never sent a wink or a one liner, I will occassionally have a stab if the age range is just slightly outside my own age (thinking I look younger than I am smile

) I never ever send a cock pic - don't even have one on my profile, I'm always original in my messages having studied the recipients profile first and STILL they either don't get read, or worse still, get read and don't get replied to. I wouldn't mind even if the reply said "I'm interested 'cos I think you're an ugly git" at least I'd know where I was.
I'm even honest enought to say in my profile that I'm a married guy playing away WITH SWMBO permission - I could just pretend to be divorced
What I'm basically saying is HELP :upset: :upset::upset::upset::upset::upset: what have I got to do to get a fuck round here ?

29 Nov 2006

ColG I am a bit confused

You say you are here as a single guy but you have a couples profile, and its for 2 men dunno

:?

29 Nov 2006

Quote by Shireen
ColG I am a bit confused You say you are here as a single guy but you have a couples profile, and its for 2 men :?

Cos I ain't worked out how to put myself in as a married guy playing as a single guy if that makes sense?????

29 Nov 2006

Quote by ColG46
ColG I am a bit confused You say you are here as a single guy but you have a couples profile, and its for 2 men :?

Cos I ain't worked out how to put myself in as a married guy playing as a single guy if that makes sense?????
When you joined you must have selected the couple option.... I will sort it out for you... Hang on a minute smile

ETA - Sorted :thumbup:

29 Nov 2006

Right I'm a single guy now - told wife to bugger off biggrin

:D :D

29 Nov 2006

Col you aint that lucky rotflmao

29 Nov 2006

an I wouldn't wanna tell her to bugger off 'cos I hump

her when I get the opportunity and I love her to bits even if she won't satisfy every facet of my filthy mind

29 Nov 2006

Well I really didnt realise there was a minimum requirements I must go and read the rules silly me!!!!

29 Nov 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
You forget though FB that most of us are used to your posting style
It might have appeared aggressive to a newbie hun :dunno:

:dunno:
Maybe he didn't even mean me though? He's not mentioned any names?
Jesus mother of god I hope these arnt man boobs ive grown! I best wake the children and ask them what they think of there new daddy and his ginormous man boobs *Thinks they will be traumatised* LMAO :mrgreen:

29 Nov 2006

I have to admit here to knowing with 100% certainty that Lickylou does not have manboobs and after close examination a month or so ago there was certainly no trouser-snake either. Unless of course... cosmetic surgery recovery can be prety quick nowadays? LMAO...
No FFS inducing PM's for me today. Bliss.
xx

29 Nov 2006

Quote by ColG46
playing away WITH SWMBO permission

I don't understand. redface

29 Nov 2006

Quote by Kiss
playing away WITH SWMBO permission

I don't understand. redface

New one to me too. Googling came up with:

She Who Must Be Obeyed

29 Nov 2006

a mail we got today.....definatley a ffs..
creampie123 wrote:
Whilst I love the attention [] I prefer a real mail to a wink, please take a few minutes to make sure that you have read my profile and then why not drop me a personalised message if you think we are looking for the same things..
i know wre not unfortunalely. just thought ide send use a wink x.....don't send me fooking winks i hate them and you will get the automated reply...

29 Nov 2006

Quote by Lickylou
You forget though FB that most of us are used to your posting style
It might have appeared aggressive to a newbie hun :dunno:

:dunno:
Maybe he didn't even mean me though? He's not mentioned any names?
Jesus mother of god I hope these arnt man boobs ive grown! I best wake the children and ask them what they think of there new daddy and his ginormous man boobs *Thinks they will be traumatised* LMAO :mrgreen:
redface

Sorry Lou, I never even looked at the avatar when I posted.

29 Nov 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Sorry Lou, I never even looked at the avatar when I posted.

I keep looking at yours though FB. :grin:
bolt

29 Nov 2006

She Who Must Be Obeyed is a term of affection used by guys when referring to their other half. COW is a derogatory term used by some (not me I might add) when referring in disparaging terms to their other half.

29 Nov 2006

Quote by ColG46
She Who Must Be Obeyed is a term of affection used by guys when referring to their other half. COW is a derogatory term used by some (not me I might add) when referring in disparaging terms to their other half.

Hmm COW could be (googled it) :

Crazy Old Woman
?

29 Nov 2006

Quote by 36openminded
She Who Must Be Obeyed is a term of affection used by guys when referring to their other half. COW is a derogatory term used by some (not me I might add) when referring in disparaging terms to their other half.

Hmm COW could be (googled it) :

Crazy Old Woman
?
Oh you know me so well wink

29 Nov 2006

cant tell u how very tempting it is to name names.. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
a 'Couple' whose profile says they're single, keeps sending oneliners, they keep inviting u on fri night. it says in their profile
Enter your profile text in here...single guy fit xperianced 3some s guy
U keep saying thanks no thanks, they keep inviting u on fri night. They're into every single activity (all 20 of em..), no assets or height or weight or details, but yeah.. i'm invited on fri nights..
do people really think youre going to turn up in 2 hrs at their house after they send u 5 words? NO! But they still send the mails. It's terribly cute and fascinating. Ive got hundreds more to tell.
To counterbalance, there's been some great people, real characters and just all round helpful peeps on here. I've also made an arse of myself concerning one female poster, and if she's on here and sees this, she'll know who she is. And misunderstandings have been re-undestood :O)

29 Nov 2006

Quote by someone
no pic attached - sorry not able to add any from lap top in hotel room. assure you that you would not be dissapointed (i hope lol)

FFS

No pic no meet rolleyes

29 Nov 2006

Quote by Shireen
FFS No pic no meet

does a photo really mean a meet? surely it's much more than that? FAR more than that?

30 Nov 2006

Quote by Ne-ff-ffm
FFS No pic no meet

does a photo really mean a meet? surely it's much more than that? FAR more than that?
Its the starting point for me hun... If I dont find then attractive then it wont go any further... It might seem shallow but I dont shag people I dont fancy dunno

30 Nov 2006

VARCA!!!! :O) Ive never used an emoticon on a forum, so here's my very first one, and it's for Varca... :rascal: LOL. I always loved those eyebrows - haha! it' says "rascal", so true. shame it reminds me of noel gallagher.. ffs, no, i'd rather send this: hump

who says 2 ladies cant make out?!! xxx kiss

Shireen, nope, it's not shallow, it's just an animalistic instinct. But I've been sent a picture, but from a non-existent profiler and their one liners. I think people think sending a pic will guarantee a positive response. It doesnt really... it's a bit like given a bag of sweet to lure single females. Well, that's how it felt when i joined 10 days ago, 50 PMs in my Inbox.. It's harder work online.. and I can see another glass of wine coming up followed by a hot bath...