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Whispers in chat - no hello - just the one liners from peeps i have never seen before 
"we are a sexy horny couple - want to meet for a fuck?" (can be a couple or single icon)
"MSN ....@.??? watch me wanking while u stuff yourself"
"i'm very near you - can be there in 10mins to satisfy you" (FFS whats my hub for)
I say in main chat - "plz dont whisp ty" only for a fooking numpty to whisp "I hate uninvited whispers too - want to chat on MSN"
OMG the list goes on and on and on ........ :roll:
"we are a sexy horny couple - want to meet for a fuck?" (can be a couple or single icon)
"MSN ....@.??? watch me wanking while u stuff yourself"
"i'm very near you - can be there in 10mins to satisfy you" (FFS whats my hub for)
I say in main chat - "plz dont whisp ty" only for a fooking numpty to whisp "I hate uninvited whispers too - want to chat on MSN"
OMG the list goes on and on and on ........ :roll:
This was a big FFS:
I had typed in the room - My punishment for deliberately being naughty in order to gain punishment.. was no punishment. I got nothing last night and have been told to learn to waitl.
The whisper?
You need a real man then who can satisfy you.
Clearly this person was incapable of realising the scenario. I could not be more satisfied than I already am!
I had typed in the room - My punishment for deliberately being naughty in order to gain punishment.. was no punishment. I got nothing last night and have been told to learn to waitl.
The whisper?
You need a real man then who can satisfy you.
Clearly this person was incapable of realising the scenario. I could not be more satisfied than I already am!
Quote by Kiss
Seeing as this has been extended to chat... I can't STAND it when total strangers call me hun, babes, darlin etc.
Why's that hun?
But you're not a stranger...... although sometimes..
Yeah - I know - you like role-play and I have to wear the raincoat and stand at the train station
Quote by PoloLady
Seeing as this has been extended to chat... I can't STAND it when total strangers call me hun, babes, darlin etc.
Why's that hun?
But you're not a stranger...... although sometimes..
Yeah - I know - you like role-play and I have to wear the raincoat and stand at the train station
I'm the one wearing the raincoat!!!
You'll wearing a balaclava hopefully...
Quote by Shireen
Nope Minxy it was a delete this time :giggle:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I know what you mean though hun
I took my ad down because I got so many pms from people who just didn't meet what I was looking for and I had made it clear enough :?They start off with " I know I am not what you're looking for but..."
But what?? FFS
:banghead: 
Orgasminator
The fave thing for men to say to me in the chat room is...............................
Hey Carreiann, what's your game now can anybody play?
Now...................................I am 31 years old, enjoy a variety of music but had never heard this song in my life
I had to google it to listen to it in order to find out just why everyone was asking me the same question............................you can see how tedious that would get after hmmmmmmmmm not very long at all!!!!!
CA x
Hey Carreiann, what's your game now can anybody play?
Now...................................I am 31 years old, enjoy a variety of music but had never heard this song in my life
I had to google it to listen to it in order to find out just why everyone was asking me the same question............................you can see how tedious that would get after hmmmmmmmmm not very long at all!!!!!CA x
Quote by Shireen
FFS..... Just had a PM with a cock shot from someone who I said no to only 2 days ago
maybe he thought you hadn't had a fair chance to be impressed yet? 'yeah, let's show her my manhood, then she'll be begging me....' :shock:
so you DO get some good ones too shireen!!
:giggle:
Orgasminator
Quote by HornyBear
The fave thing for men to say to me in the chat room is...............................
Hey Carreiann, what's your game now can anybody play?
Now...................................I am 31 years old, enjoy a variety of music but had never heard this song in my life
CA x
Hollies?
You are soooo brave
I didn't think anyone would actually own up to that in the cafe
CA x
CA x
Quote by HornyBear
One is maintaining a silence on the issue of cock shots as I seemed to say totally the wrong thing earlier on in this one.
But at least my effort to Hornyinslough kicked this one off in good shape!
I don't understand Hornybear...can you explain...oh and while I'm thinking about it can I have a cock shot to look at please?
FFS the things I say out loud
:P :P :P
Orgasminator
Oh wow - that's a really cool story!!
I must confess though that I hadn't a clue what they were talking about when they first started on with the 'what's your game' thingy :giggle:
CA x
PS - what's a Merc 600 Pullman???
I must confess though that I hadn't a clue what they were talking about when they first started on with the 'what's your game' thingy :giggle:
CA x
PS - what's a Merc 600 Pullman???
Orgasminator
Yeah - I've heard the 'He aint heavy' thingy but perhaps the second/third time round
And yet again - I've just been in the chatroom and some person has said the infamous line
CA x
And yet again - I've just been in the chatroom and some person has said the infamous line
CA x
Quote by HornyBear
I don't understand Hornybear...can you explain...oh and while I'm thinking about it can I have a cock shot to look at please?
FFS the things I say out loud
:P :P :P
erm ..in a word 'NO'... :lol: Silence is Golden. (who did that one then?)
You have perved my profile so thats all there is my lovely. Maybe we should do some more pics.........together......?
What was that? sorry, busy perving again
erh...do u have extras to tell how often I perve? 
mind back on the question...oo, yes, more pics together would be fun :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
After 2 polite replies from me stating that "I'm not looking for single males thanks" I receive another saying PM from them saying..
but up for most thing f you would just give me a go please
Ohhh well if you say it like that then....
FFS!
:banghead: :banghead:Ask if they fancy doing a spot of gardening and painting and decorating :giggle:
Quote by Mallock2006
After 2 polite replies from me stating that "I'm not looking for single males thanks" I receive another saying PM from them saying..
but up for most thing f you would just give me a go please
Ohhh well if you say it like that then....
FFS!
:banghead: :banghead:Ask if they fancy doing a spot of gardening and painting and decorating :giggle:
Steve!
I'll tell you what I did reply...
Quote by Slowly loosing my rag!
I have tried being polite.
Think of something sexually that you really aren't looking for and don't want to do then let me know what it is.
I'll find somebody that wants to do it and get them to send you a cock-shot and PMs practically begging you just to "give it a go" then see if you change your mind.
Are you getting the point yet?
Quote by Kiss
I'll tell you what I did reply...
I have tried being polite.
Think of something sexually that you really aren't looking for and don't want to do then let me know what it is.
I'll find somebody that wants to do it and get them to send you a cock-shot and PMs practically begging you just to "give it a go" then see if you change your mind.
Are you getting the point yet?
Fantastic Kiss! PMSL Can u insist they get called 'hun' too?!
:giggle:
