FFS moments

2 Dec 2006

Quote by Kiss
I'll tell you what I did reply...
I have tried being polite.
Think of something sexually that you really aren't looking for and don't want to do then let me know what it is.
I'll find somebody that wants to do it and get them to send you a cock-shot and PMs practically begging you just to "give it a go" then see if you change your mind.
Are you getting the point yet?

Fantastic Kiss! PMSL Can u insist they get called 'hun' too?!
:giggle:

2 Dec 2006

Quote by hornyinslough
maybe he thought you hadn't had a fair chance to be impressed yet? 'yeah, let's show her my manhood, then she'll be begging me....' :shock:

I think too many blokes think that unfortunately rolleyes

so you DO get some good ones too shireen!!
:giggle:

Oh lucky me :roll: :lol2: In all fairness though I do get some lovely replies to our ad's, but I just dont fancy them sad

Ah well I am off to Lush today... That should cheer me up :giggle:

4 Dec 2006

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4 Dec 2006

I got a very pleasant PM but the person wasn't for me so I wrote the following,a no thanks but trying to be helpful to a newbie on the site...

Hi XX, thanks for your message. I don't go to XX by choice . Apart from that, your username is a put off as I am neither a TS or TV. :shock: It might be worth you spending some time filling out your profile a bit more to help you meet people as blank ones can be a put off. Hope you find what you're looking for

The response?

im in Slough most weekends and some week nights, would love to meet you as i think you maybe able to show me a thing or 2? did u like my pics? xxx

U might have lots of qualities hun but reading comprehension is not one of them.
FFS rolleyes

Guys who don't have much luck on the site...I hope you're reading this thread with interested...if anything can point you in the right direction I hope this can :twisted:

4 Dec 2006

Sorry...I kept getting the following message so kept back paging and pressing submit again...and getting the same message so going back and pressing submit again :shock: Definately a FFS moment with these poxy proxy messages :twisted:
Proxy Error
The proxy server received an invalid response from an upstream server.
The proxy server could not handle the request POST /swingers-forum/
Reason: Error reading from remote server

4 Dec 2006

Quote by hornyinslough
Guys who don't have much luck on the site...I hope you're reading this thread with interested...if anything can point you in the right direction I hope this can :twisted:

:notes: lp

5 Dec 2006

Quote by hornyinslough
Sorry...I kept getting the following message so kept back paging and pressing submit again...and getting the same message so going back and pressing submit again :shock: Definately a FFS moment with these poxy proxy messages :twisted:
Proxy Error
The proxy server received an invalid response from an upstream server.
The proxy server could not handle the request POST /swingers-forum/
Reason: Error reading from remote server

Next time you get that message and go back to the write message page, check underneath the text box and you should see your own message there so no need to submit again :thumbup:

5 Dec 2006

And I'd kindly wrote again...

Please read my profile fully and then read my response again :dry:

The response....

Im sorry i must stupid or something i dont really get what you mean? would love to have taken you for a drink and see where we would have gone from there

NO FUCK OFF...is that easier to understand?! confused

There's being tolerant because someones a newbie and then there's, well, whaddeva.... rolleyes

5 Dec 2006

sorry about all that HornyinSlough...but all the same....about that drink? rolleyes

5 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Next time you get that message and go back to the write message page, check underneath the text box and you should see your own message there so no need to submit again :thumbup:

Erh...yes...I noticed that on my third round of 'oh FFS'...at least I didn't post it 4 times!! redface

:twisted:

5 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Next time you get that message and go back to the write message page, check underneath the text box and you should see your own message there so no need to submit again :thumbup:

Erh...yes...I noticed that on my third round of 'oh FFS'...at least I didn't post it 4 times!! redface

:twisted:

5 Dec 2006

This an anti-ffs....I got four pm's today, i was quite excited, they were all rejections but still there were FOUR of them! x
anyone wanna send me some random words in a pm? just to be nice lol

5 Dec 2006

Well i know how you all feel,
The ones that say i am a couple but my wife/partner cannot make it we can still meet for some fun. AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Life is to short to stand and stare, unless invited to......

5 Dec 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
sorry about all that HornyinSlough...but all the same....about that drink?

yes but i am not a ts or tv if that's what you're looking for....my pics might be a bit dodgy but i'm all woman ffs!! wink

5 Dec 2006

Quote by hornyinslough
sorry about all that HornyinSlough...but all the same....about that drink?

yes but i am not a ts or tv if that's what you're looking for....my pics might be a bit dodgy but i'm all woman ffs!! wink

hehe..never said you werent! can I peek?

5 Dec 2006

oo pls do, i just did lol

5 Dec 2006

Quote by hornyinslough
sorry about all that HornyinSlough...but all the same....about that drink?

yes but i am not a ts or tv if that's what you're looking for....my pics might be a bit dodgy but i'm all woman ffs!! wink

I can vouch for that silly

hwoar:
and before you jump to conclusions, it's because we were all changing clothes in my bedroom the other weekend. :roll:

5 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
and before you jump to conclusions, it's because we were all changing clothes in my bedroom the other weekend.

berrrrrrrrlimey!
>ps: how's my stalking?<

5 Dec 2006

Reading this thread and thinking "FFS, I spent ages writing those mails"
:P
Oh and as someone mentioned early on, having an empty mailbox sad

5 Dec 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything

and before you jump to conclusions, it's because we were all changing clothes in my bedroom the other weekend.

berrrrrrrrlimey!
>ps: how's my stalking?<
...and getting our boobies out trying on nipples clamps... lol

we''ll let you know the next date lp, stalk away! :rascal:

5 Dec 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything

and before you jump to conclusions, it's because we were all changing clothes in my bedroom the other weekend.

berrrrrrrrlimey!
>ps: how's my stalking?<
not bad hunni but you've not made it to my pm box yet tonight innocent

5 Dec 2006

Quote by hornyinslough
...and getting our boobies out trying on nipples clamps...
we''ll let you know the next date lp, stalk away! :rascal:

am I stalking you too now Hornyinslough?
Oh lord!...
errm... cant faullt the pic quality redface

ahem...very nice
......sadly.... I smoke....ho-hum...
>bit of a giveaway on the stalking front there... every five minutes a spark from lighter, or flare of match in the bushes...< still learning
lp

5 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
not bad hunni but you've not made it to my pm box yet tonight

sh*t... I gotta PM as well....?

5 Dec 2006

Quote by Drewxcore
This an anti-ffs....I got four pm's today, i was quite excited, they were all rejections but still there were FOUR of them! x
anyone wanna send me some random words in a pm? just to be nice lol

well there u go drew, 4 pm's from me doubles the number of pm's u got today - and not a rejection in sight, u dirty cent lol

5 Dec 2006

It may well be the time of night, or my hormones might be playing up dunno

(only recently discovered that us blokes have them) but am I seeing this thread all wrong? :confused:
I’ve been here long enough to know better and will so get butchered for this, but it really does seem like nothing is good enough :dunno:
Take winks for example, I have read moan after whinge after moan about winks, so much so that I actually started to believe the bollox being spouted and put an auto response on me profile :shock:
But when you think about it, you spend hours and hours, and (in some cases) days, trying to sort out your profile ad, and when you get it right (in your opinion) you want people to read the feckin thing ffs, so you send them a wink, and u get the usual response along the lines of
** ffs make an effort with posting to me, coz if I don’t get war and peace I wont speak to you **
FECK OFF,
I have just spent the last x days / weeks trying to get my profile right, and if after me sending you a wink to say that just maybe, having read your profile, I / we might be compatible and you cant even be arsed to look, well then that’s your loss.
Sorry, its what being single does to you, honest innocent

5 Dec 2006

Perhaps your right, but at the same time with a load of winks from basic members all the time, it must get tiring going through all of them just see if any of them have got a profile worth reading.
I admit, and Im no expect as Ive only been here a short while, that I have had no winks and next to no mails, but I can imagine that the more popular people on the site, lots of winks COULD get annoying.

5 Dec 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
It may well be the time of night, or my hormones might be playing up (only recently discovered that us blokes have them) but am I seeing this thread all wrong? :confused:
I’ve been here long enough to know better and will so get butchered for this, but it really does seem like nothing is good enough :dunno:
Take winks for example, I have read moan after whinge after moan about winks, so much so that I actually started to believe the bollox being spouted and put an auto response on me profile :shock:
But when you think about it, you spend hours and hours, and (in some cases) days, trying to sort out your profile ad, and when you get it right (in your opinion) you want people to read the feckin thing ffs, so you send them a wink, and u get the usual response along the lines of
** ffs make an effort with posting to me, coz if I don’t get war and peace I wont speak to you **
FECK OFF,
I have just spent the last x days / weeks trying to get my profile right, and if after me sending you a wink to say that just maybe, having read your profile, I / we might be compatible and you cant even be arsed to look, well then that’s your loss.
Sorry, its what being single does to you, honest

Pete, i've just imagined getting a wink from you and clicked profile....it says

looking for fems and couples for no strings fun

i guess it depends what ppl are looking for...if i was up for a quick shag without wanting a conversation or a laugh then I might be interested if you were local...but that's not what I'm after and your profile doesn't give me anything that makes me think 'yes I HAVE to meet that guy'.
It's not always war and peace that is needed, just an insight into the person, why they want to meet you or maybe why I should meet them...one cheeky little beggar captivated me with two lines...
How about you write something for your profile text area then cut and paste it into PM's?
HTH? Maybe we should have a thread about what worked rather than what didn't? :dunno:

5 Dec 2006

couldnt resist sharing my FFS moment, though it resurfaces ugly memories.. the m/f couple I dealt with... basically the female pointed out she was on SH looking for people to become life long friends with, to talk about opera, art, classical music, and what have you. I said well, I'm looking for a bonk. She patronisingly replied to the tune of: 'well I think this is where our needs totally diverge, run along now, and we'llnot be in touch again, goodbye' Meanwhile her man sends me 5 more mails to the tune of: 'so gal, the balls in your court, how would you like to proceeed? ' I dont reply. he then sends 3 more to my personal account, asking 'well???' i never responded. 9 days pass, and wahey! i get an email from the man to the tune of: ' hope you're smiling gal, i know youre still exploring, an u said u wanted to get your money's worth..thought i'd send this email to see coowee!'
why did they send that pointless mail? wouldnt 9 read but ignored emails and 9 days passing get my message across?? i never got as far as telling them my first name, and the man still thought he had a chance. hell yeah, i had more interesting offers and hell yeah I'm getting my money's worth, but it aint with you mister and mrs.
IN SHORT: persistent emails (9 of em sent within minutes of each other) from seekers who dont get the message gets a FFS from me.

5 Dec 2006

In the chat room the other night I got a whisper from a couple saying they liked my pics. I said thanks. I was then asked if I fancied a meet. I did a quick check of their profile and replied that I was sorry, I wasn't Bi, so wasn't interested. It was then suggested that we could still meet and the female would just watch. I replied no thanks, I didn't do one on ones. I was then told that it would be worth my while to reconsider, and how did I know I wouldn't enjoy it until I tried it rolleyes

I left that room at that point rather than have to get rude mad