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takes a lot for me to get to the FFS moment but i got there this morning,
every morning i come on pc check emails come on here perv the forum check mails ect every day since last tues i have had a mail of 1 single saying the same thing the first one i got i send one back cos i was feeling friendly saying im not into males sorry but still im getting the same message FFS
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: he either has a very very short memory and cant remember sending me the mail or hes desperate
every morning i come on pc check emails come on here perv the forum check mails ect every day since last tues i have had a mail of 1 single saying the same thing the first one i got i send one back cos i was feeling friendly saying im not into males sorry but still im getting the same message FFS
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: he either has a very very short memory and cant remember sending me the mail or hes desperate ...or beat you into submission 
Definately an FFS Dektan.
I got one today from someone I don't know and have never corresponded with before...
A gentleman? Really?! No, I think a gentleman would at least ASK if I wanted to meet him not assume it's a certainty. No thanks love, think I'll sit this one out.
Who ARE these people?!!
Definately an FFS Dektan. I got one today from someone I don't know and have never corresponded with before...
hi .how r u .my MSN addy is XXXX.
I am 28 .atheletic and a gentleman .
plz reply back to arrange a meeting.
take care
A gentleman? Really?! No, I think a gentleman would at least ASK if I wanted to meet him not assume it's a certainty. No thanks love, think I'll sit this one out.
Who ARE these people?!!
Sex God
Quote by hornyinslough
Pete, i've just imagined getting a wink from you and clicked profile....it says
looking for fems and couples for no strings fun
i guess it depends what ppl are looking for...if i was up for a quick shag without wanting a conversation or a laugh then I might be interested if you were local...but that's not what I'm after and your profile doesn't give me anything that makes me think 'yes I HAVE to meet that guy'.
It's not always war and peace that is needed, just an insight into the person, why they want to meet you or maybe why I should meet them...one cheeky little beggar captivated me with two lines...
How about you write something for your profile text area then cut and paste it into PM's?
HTH? Maybe we should have a thread about what worked rather than what didn't?
Did you read the add? :dunno:
why duplicate? I could as easily say that if people were really interested they would take the time to read your add :dunno:
Sex God
Quote by dekntan
takes a lot for me to get to the FFS moment but i got there this morning,
every morning i come on pc check emails come on here perv the forum check mails ect every day since last tues i have had a mail of 1 single saying the same thing the first one i got i send one back cos i was feeling friendly saying im not into males sorry but still im getting the same message FFS
Quote by hornyinslough
...or beat you into submission
I got one today from someone I don't know and have never corresponded with before...
hi .how r u .my MSN addy is XXXX.
I am 28 .atheletic and a gentleman .
plz reply back to arrange a meeting.
take care
A gentleman? Really?! No, I think a gentleman would at least ASK if I wanted to meet him not assume it's a certainty. No thanks love, think I'll sit this one out.
Who ARE these people?!!
Ladies, don't stress
Simply take the supplied e-mail address and sign them up for as many gay contact sites as you can find. they might just get the idea after a while
Quote by Pete_sw
Did you read the add?
why duplicate? I could as easily say that if people were really interested they would take the time to read your add :dunno:
The number of responses to me wasn't being discussed was it? :dunno:
Sorry Pete, thought I was being helpful. Obviously not :dunno:
Another FFS moment....
Try being 'very respectful' to your girlfriend FFS
any chance of an invite next time, im XXX very respectfull,i also go dogging with my g/f shes XXX, she doesnt like arranged meets it turns her on with strangers,not knowing whos around etc,but we could arrange a meet as long as you dont let on its arranged if you see what i mean,i know we'll all enjoy it for sure
Try being 'very respectful' to your girlfriend FFS
Quote by Somone out of their tree
Thank God for giving us this day to be here so as to correspond with each other, How are you doing today my brethren I have gone through your profile and I see similarities matching the one I will like to have as my better half and if it’s the will of God that we end up together it will be but the bible says that heaven help those who help them selves and I will like for us to correspond and see what God has put together for us. Thanks and stay blessed
:shock:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Thank God for giving us this day to be here so as to correspond with each other, How are you doing today my brethren I have gone through your profile and I see similarities matching the one I will like to have as my better half and if it’s the will of God that we end up together it will be but the bible says that heaven help those who help them selves and I will like for us to correspond and see what God has put together for us. Thanks and stay blessed
:shock:
Ohhhh FFS thats freakyyyy :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Thank God for giving us this day to be here so as to correspond with each other, How are you doing today my brethren I have gone through your profile and I see similarities matching the one I will like to have as my better half and if it’s the will of God that we end up together it will be but the bible says that heaven help those who help them selves and I will like for us to correspond and see what God has put together for us. Thanks and stay blessed
:shock:
halleluyah!!!!
Sex God
guy-hi nice pics
us-thanks
guy-like the strapon
no reply
guy-do you think yours mrs would like to fook me with it
guy- ON IGNORE
us-thanks
guy-like the strapon
no reply
guy-do you think yours mrs would like to fook me with it
guy- ON IGNORE
oh FFS has been said over 1000 times in this house since thurday night tried to install new mother board and memory oh ffs what a palava never ever again had it working 20 min now fast as fook now but ffs now i realise afta 2 nights pc less im addicted to my pc oh ffs thort i had my addictions under control :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: Quote by hornyinslough
I got a really nice email and I was interested...so I asked for a cock shot...as you do lol....but he replied that he doesn't have one.
A bloke without a cock shot? FFS!
:giggle:
is that a good or bad thing cause i ant got one ether should i get one if so where do i get one from and does it matter what size it is and omg i'm paranoid now Quote by felixx1416
I got a really nice email and I was interested...so I asked for a cock shot...as you do lol....but he replied that he doesn't have one.
A bloke without a cock shot? FFS!
:giggle:
is that a good or bad thing cause i ant got one ether should i get one if so where do i get one from and does it matter what size it is and omg i'm paranoid now Some ladies don't like them...but cock shots are welcome in my box anytime
:giggle:
Quote by hornyinslough
I got a really nice email and I was interested...so I asked for a cock shot...as you do lol....but he replied that he doesn't have one.
A bloke without a cock shot? FFS!
:giggle:
is that a good or bad thing cause i ant got one ether should i get one if so where do i get one from and does it matter what size it is and omg i'm paranoid now Some ladies don't like them...but cock shots are welcome in my box anytime
:giggle:
oooooo CAMERA quick :lol:
Quote by hornyinslough
I got a really nice email and I was interested...so I asked for a cock shot...as you do lol....but he replied that he doesn't have one.
A bloke without a cock shot? FFS!
:giggle:
is that a good or bad thing cause i ant got one ether should i get one if so where do i get one from and does it matter what size it is and omg i'm paranoid now Some ladies don't like them...but cock shots are welcome in my box anytime
:giggle:
Is that just a standard cock shot or are you connaisseur? How do prefer your cock shots? With a dark purple, crushed velvet background? Wearing a condom? Cumming? Tatoo'ed?
:haha:
Well....something in the pic with the cock, maybe a hand, helps u judge the size...and a nice action shot cumming is great to perve overif there's not much happening in chat ....an action shot with a lady or another man is great as you can imagine them in action with you...washing/ironing/still at your parents type bedroom in the background shows u a lot about the person...erh, think I'll stop now in case u think I'm a connaisseur :shock:
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Quote by hornyinslough
Well....something in the pic with the cock, maybe a hand, helps u judge the size..(bang goes my ego
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Orgasminator
Quote by hornyinslough
I got a really nice email and I was interested...so I asked for a cock shot...as you do lol....but he replied that he doesn't have one.
A bloke without a cock shot? FFS!
:giggle:
Is that bad then 'cos I don't have a cock shot. The old fella's a bit shy about appearing on a popular website!!!
Quote by hornyinslough
Well....something in the pic with the cock, maybe a hand, helps u judge the size......
Ummmm, but I've got VERY big hands!!!!
Warming the Bed
Got one a few weeks ago starting with the usual "I know you're not looking for a guy" and ending with the classic "but I live really near you so you might as well".
Riiiiiight; that's a convincing arguement. We're sold.
Riiiiiight; that's a convincing arguement. We're sold.
Suggesting someone might want to read my profile beforePM'ing me generated the following thoughtful message:
It's a shame this insulting illiterate fecker managed to get through the sign-up procedure AND re-type the letters in the same order to get back in a second time :twisted:
orry i should have rea it i dont do fat whores do one
It's a shame this insulting illiterate fecker managed to get through the sign-up procedure AND re-type the letters in the same order to get back in a second time :twisted: