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Unknown User
The trouble seems to be brewing nicely now though......
Rick. bolt
lucyuktv2
Orgasminator
Quote by PoloLady
Polo, it doesn't work. All day yesterday I was up for a fight and no-one would bite. Not so much as a nibble.

That's because they are all arse-wiping morons!
you DON'T wipe your arse? :shock: :shock:
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Well I happen to think 24 hour drinking, drink all you like for a tenner and happy hours are great ideas.
lucyuktv2
Orgasminator
Quote by Happy Cats
Well I happen to think 24 hour drinking, drink all you like for a tenner and happy hours are great ideas.

are you suggesting there are some people that don't?
Unknown User
Quote by lucyuktv2
Polo, it doesn't work. All day yesterday I was up for a fight and no-one would bite. Not so much as a nibble.

That's because they are all arse-wiping morons!
you DON'T wipe your arse? :shock: :shock:
No I leave that for the arse-wiping morons to do.
sparkycpl
Warming the Bed
ding - time's up, that'll be £5 please.
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by lucyuktv2
Well I happen to think 24 hour drinking, drink all you like for a tenner and happy hours are great ideas.

are you suggesting there are some people that don't?
There you go! You put up an intelligent statement and you have to read between the lines!
Unknown User
Quote by sparkycpl
ding - time's up, that'll be £5 please.

I am sorry - you appear to be on a different planet!
Vix
Sex God
Quote by sparkycpl
ding - time's up, that'll be £5 please.

Piss off you daft twat. The "arguement sketch" is funny in it's place. This isn't it.
Crawl back under your stone, already.
(howzat? lol)
Unknown User
This thread's slowing down.... what's up, are we running out of insults?
Fuck me, I get more grief from the students here, when they can string more than a sentence together!
Rick biggrin
sparkycpl
Warming the Bed
no i'm not going to argue.
Unknown User
This just isn't working for me. I may have to take my fury out of the containment of this thread and unleash it on some poor unsuspecting innocent in thier thread, if things don't pick up soon!
Vix
Sex God
Quote by sparkycpl
no i'm not going to argue.

You still here, scrote face?
Unknown User
Quote by Vix
no i'm not going to argue.

You still here, scrote face?
Vix, I admire your constructive and dextrous use of the English Language.... You would be welcome here any time!
Rick biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by RickRoper
This thread's slowing down.... what's up, are we running out of insults?
Fuck me, I get more grief from the students here, when they can string more than a sentence together!
Rick biggrin

The idea wasn't to just randomly throw fuck, shit, bollocks at crass comments - it was the have a challenging debate including insults with some people who have at least a small dose of intelligence - though I see I am wasting my time explaining that to you!
God I hate having to explain myself to fucking losers!
NEXT!
lucyuktv2
Orgasminator
Quote by PoloLady
This thread's slowing down.... what's up, are we running out of insults?
Fuck me, I get more grief from the students here, when they can string more than a sentence together!
Rick biggrin

The idea wasn't to just randomly throw fuck, shit, bollocks at crass comments - it was the have a challenging debate including insults with some people who have at least a small dose of intelligence - though I see I am wasting my time explaining that to you!
God I hate having to explain myself to fucking losers!
NEXT!
I think we may have to perform a moodectomy...nurse...pass the rabbit... :twisted: :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by sparkycpl
no i'm not going to argue.

Cool - go and stick your head down the toilet and flush it - no arguments!
Unknown User
Quote by lucyuktv2
I think we may have to perform a moodectomy...nurse...pass the rabbit... :twisted: :twisted:

I think you have hit the nail on the head!
sparkycpl
Warming the Bed
Quote by Vix
no i'm not going to argue.

You still here, scrote face?
definitely not going to argue.
tum dee tum dum dum.
lucyuktv2
Orgasminator
Quote by PoloLady

I think we may have to perform a moodectomy...nurse...pass the rabbit... :twisted: :twisted:

I think you have hit the nail on the head!
not quite, but give me 2 hours to reach the midlands... wink
sparkycpl
Warming the Bed
Quote by PoloLady
no i'm not going to argue.

Cool - go and stick your head down the toilet and flush it - no arguments!
ahh yes - back into a challenging debate! rotflmao
Unknown User
Aber-fucking-bloody-deen!
Bollocks, shit, wank, arse! mad
This may not mean anything to those of you who read the above - but it makes me feel better to let it out!
racer3
Sexpert
polo, how dare you allow your beaver to recover before i have had chance to attend to it
lucyuktv2
Orgasminator
Quote by PoloLady
Aber-fucking-bloody-deen!
Bollocks, shit, wank, arse! mad
This may not mean anything to those of you who read the above - but it makes me feel better to let it out!

would it make sense if we hadn't? I'm sure someone understands, but I think my head might explode if I try to work it out
Unknown User
Quote by racer3
polo, how dare you allow your beaver to recover before i have had chance to attend to it

I would like to retort with some clever phrase which plays on words and language. Unfortunatly due to the current circumstances I can only think of one reply..........
Eat Shit and Die! Never use "how dare you" in a sentence aimed at me!
Unknown User
Aber-fuck-wank-shitting-bloody-deen! mad :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Unknown User
Quote by sparkycpl
no i'm not going to argue.

Cool - go and stick your head down the toilet and flush it - no arguments!
ahh yes - back into a challenging debate! rotflmao
Fuck it I might as well just be fucking abusive - fuck-face!
lucyuktv2
Orgasminator
Quote by PoloLady
Aber-fuck-wank-shitting-bloody-deen! mad :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

could be worse...portsmouth for instance...
Unknown User
Quote by lucyuktv2
Aber-fuck-wank-shitting-bloody-deen! mad :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

could be worse...portsmouth for instance...
Don't even try to make it not sound bad!
Unknown User
Or that nice place in the Orkneys, Twatt