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as sercher01's thread was being "hijaced" he thought he should invite some friends to the party rolleyes wink
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when did you invite your mother!
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AARRRR they're coming to get me. I knew i shouldn't have deleted their posts and abused my authority
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AARRRR they're coming to get me. I knew i shouldn't have deleted their posts and abused my authority

I take it you mean the pictures containing a young child???
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Photos will be deleted if they contain any of the following:
Anyone who looks under the age of 18.
Anyone with children shown in photographs.

How does deleting that picture abuse authority??
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AARRRR they're coming to get me. I knew i shouldn't have deleted their posts and abused my authority

I take it you mean the pictures containing a young child???
Quote from AUP
Photos will be deleted if they contain any of the following:
Anyone who looks under the age of 18.
Anyone with children shown in photographs.

How does deleting that picture abuse authority??
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jags i take my hat off to you. never even realised
but it was funny as f***
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Quote by sLeeper

AARRRR they're coming to get me. I knew i shouldn't have deleted their posts and abused my authority

I take it you mean the pictures containing a young child???
Quote from AUP
Photos will be deleted if they contain any of the following:
Anyone who looks under the age of 18.
Anyone with children shown in photographs.

How does deleting that picture abuse authority??
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jags i take my hat off to you. never even realised
but it was funny as f***
Yep - but it had a young child in the picture and the comments were getting more and more risque about that child - not acceptable in the first place and certainly not acceptable as it continued.
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Quote by Jags

AARRRR they're coming to get me. I knew i shouldn't have deleted their posts and abused my authority

I take it you mean the pictures containing a young child???
Quote from AUP
Photos will be deleted if they contain any of the following:
Anyone who looks under the age of 18.
Anyone with children shown in photographs.

How does deleting that picture abuse authority??
mad :x :x
jags i take my hat off to you. never even realised
but it was funny as f***
Yep - but it had a young child in the picture and the comments were getting more and more risque about that child - not acceptable in the first place and certainly not acceptable as it continued.
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Nice one Jags- I was a little perturbed by that one :thumbup:
Now can you lot stop interrupting the Captain Jack Sparrow Perve Fest, Purleeeease!
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Quote by winchwench
Nice one Jags- I was a little perturbed by that one :thumbup:
Now can you lot stop interrupting the Captain Jack Sparrow Perve Fest, Purleeeease!
:giggle:

I'm off - Captain Jack is on the telly - three episodes back to back!
Now, behave yourselves here folks!
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Apologies to anyone I offended with that pic (thanx jags hun)
It was a legitimate mistake and thanx to good modding has now been rectified.
I have now replaced it with a more appropriate one
Once again im sorry this will not happen again
Normal service is now resumed redface