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Get the manual out st3v3 and look up error code 503
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If i have to authorise another cock shot tonight.....i'm going to bitch slap someone!
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Can you guys give a second opinion. I know Dammie wanted it authorised, but does the Blamanche rabbit its buried in break the AUP?
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Ok st3v3 we have found out what has been causing the problems some numptey purchased DELL computers

The next kid that leaves me a mince pie is off my christmas card list!
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No, I definitly think it is a corn cob she has... the first one was the parsnip.
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The turn out for the gangbang was huge, the only was noone knew where to put thier coats
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Everyone agreed that maybe Shetland wasn't the best venue for a winter munch

Everyone agreed that the literature telling you how to get your Winter fuel allowance was far too bulky.....
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For the last time-I am NOT bi! Now f*ck off before I shoot you with my tie-pin!
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ok who flucking invited the inlaws ??????
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Damn!! I thought this was a dogging night!! There's no way you're sucking my cock with that mouth!!
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"Hey ! This isn't what you looked like in your profile shots !!! "
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So Sean what other accents can you do?
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Whoever arranged the gang bang is a dead man.
HELP!
give me some christmas films please confused
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a grown man dressed in yellow tyttes !! an you say your not bi ? you got issues m8 wink
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where did you live when you were younger.....farmer Giles compost heap.
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how do you draw a circal with these things?
and have you notised every one else is smaller than us ?
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FFS! will you stop with the " yo! ho! ho! " shit? im only here as a temp !
i have been fockin gaggin to do this for nealy a year now can you tell????????? wink
sorry ill shut up now redface lol
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" Look I know you lot are still getting proxy errors on SH but I'm doing my bloody best ok ? !!! "
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i got told on ebay this was a " laptop" and as im bigger than you its a fockin laptop ok!
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"fuck off! what d'ya mean i should be selling sweetcorn"
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"fuck off! what d'ya mean i should be selling sweetcorn"
confused I dont get it.......
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"fuck off! what d'ya mean i should be selling sweetcorn"
confused I dont get it.......
next you'll be telling me ya not old enough rolleyes
fil wink
edit to say sercher will explain lol

Even though Wenchy tried to blend in by wearing a nice green ensemble, it was obvious to all the other munch tartlets why her nickname was 'the 50ft woman'.