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"You lost the bet.... you are my bitch.... now get under the table and start sucking!"
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Do you want chips with that?
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Whats that coming over the hill?
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"Its very nice but i just cant get a good look at it if you keep waving it around like that"
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D'y'often fall asleep standin' up?
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"I'm only here for the couples really John... but seeing as there is nobody watching.... go on then... just a quick suck"
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I think you are supposed to unroll the condom and put it on your other head :doh:
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“she went up that tree?”
“yeah… jumped straight on my back, put her foot in my face and left this heel print on my forehead”
Go on then sercher, maybe its time you gave us a caption too xxx
lol my rule was i never take part its for you lot
the light entertainment wink
have fun
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Okay, if you're so clever, tell me which underarm deodorant I'm wearing!

But Jeremy Kyle said I needed a sample of your hair for the DNA test!

"Best of three. Loser paints the trellis on the fence".
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"this weeks edition of strictly come dancing wasnt going to plan"
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I told you - I'm sorry I trod on your toe.

no!... I baggs first dip in the fondu!!!
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Are you sure you want it flame grilled
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Hmmm....interesting side-effect of bird flu here!