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Quote by sercher01

when she said she refused to shave i thought she meant below!!!!!!
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by Missy

Oh my good I look like a monkey
Molly xx
Quote by sercher01

You STINK of fish!
Quote by sercher01

Ha ha ha! Your willy does reach now does it!
Quote by sercher01

fish on right "hay who's the bloke in the middle?"
fish on left"fuck nose"
fil
Quote by sercher01

Did you eat all of my tictacs?
No - 'ere, smell hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha.

Can I put it in your panties pleeeeease. Go on - just a bit - a little bit - just a little spoon full.
Quote by sercher01

FFS if your gonna insist on wanking me off, i'm taking you to the vets to have your claws clipped
fil

There's nothing wrong with cabbage soup, it makes me poo!.

Look into my eyes - not around the eyes - into my eyes....
Quote by sercher01

fish at back talkin bout fish at front...
i told him not to swallow that pearl!!! it'd hurt more coming out!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by sercher01

Now What have I told you before Floss ffs !!!!!!
Quote by sercher01

You fucking well have... I can smell it! ... You've been eating fucking Marmite again!
Quote by sercher01

wallace is thinking
"just a few more minutes,the sleeping pills will kick in and i can have my first shag in years"
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Wallace: " What I really like is a bit of doggeeeeeeeeeee"
Quote by sercher01

wallace:ive had some woof in my time but you take the biscuit!!!

By god I miss that sheep!
Quote by sercher01

Look, It was your turn to clean out the GFZ this week rolleyes
time for a new pic?????
Quote by karl74
time for a new pic?????

FFS ya feckin maniac, you braked soo hard me clothes fell off rolleyes

Nope - they still don't wobble like they use to!
Quote by karl74
time for a new pic?????

Is this your idea of safe sex?
Quote by karl74
time for a new pic?????

A variation of the Wheelbarrow position perhaps? lol

Now you've passed your theory test, the new CBT training comes into force
I wish rolleyes :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady

By god I miss that sheep!

.............i miss my sheep...................
.......err.....ffs,must remember not to think out loud on open forum redface
fil
Quote by karl74
time for a new pic?????

ffs,get off the bike.i've heard of clingy women but your fucking ridiculous
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Quote by lilnfil
time for a new pic?????

ffs,get off the bike.i've heard of clingy women but your fucking ridiculous
fil
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: