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Quote by sercher01

Ohhhhhhh yeah love its going to be an expensive job.I have to use this special drill you see!!!!!!!!! wink
Pete_sw
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Quote by sercher01

What do you mean where do the batteries go? :shock:
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"But they said single males were welcome!"
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FFS! He's scratching his frackin' balls again!!!
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Is that twat on the horse following us?
Stormwalker
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I’m Androgynous,
No I’m Androgynous…..
Stormy
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I'm being followed by that horse
no I'm being followed by that horse
no I'm being followed by that horse
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Quote by sercher01

Fuck off Gandalf, you're in the wrong film!
tmann
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'I've got the biggest'
'NO, I have the biggest'
'I have the biggest'
'It's me, I have the biggest'
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I said a gang bang OR bondage ffs........Do you ever listen?
Looking at the one on the right hes allready started :shock: lol
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"Simon says sit down. Stand up"
"Bollox!"
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'I've got the biggest'
'NO, I have the biggest'
'I have the biggest'
'It's me, I have the biggest'

"ffs,does it state in the rules that horses can't enter this competition "
fil
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Quote by da69ve

Always look on the brightside of life
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So you see guys, moving into the foreground does make your weapon look bigger.
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Quote by sercher01

call that a sword?
Now THAT'S a sword!
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So you see guys, moving into the foreground does make your weapon look bigger.
its soooo much better when you quote! redface
H__x
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Centre Parks has definitely gone down hill.
H.x
lilnfil
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"please come back..............
its not my fault its snowing.............
you know............................... i'll always love you,"
fil
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Is it me or has Dogging suddenly got vicious?
meat2pleaseu
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Quote by sercher01

The new X-Factor judges were a welcome improvment to the show
Carmeladea
Warming the Bed
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(Guy in the middle) Look, I'm sorry, OK? I got the hair dyed blonde, I got the pigtials, but I draw the line at wearing a dirndl and running up hills singing about Eidelweiss when it's pissing down with snow, even for you!
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yeah of course we'll give you some soup.......
but if you dont let us huddle in your tent, ill chop your knackers off.
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Cant think of a quote but it looks like a Medievil Mattalan catalogue photo shoot to me.
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How big is the steak at this place if this is the size of the fucking knives ?
essex34m
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quote from the film 'Snatch'
For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a fucking thing.
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And you say you remove the foreskin with this... and it doesn't hurt?
meat2pleaseu
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The new Jehovah's Witness doorstep marketing campaign seemed to be delivering a suprising success in invites for tea and a chat