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Valhalor?
No, that's Vikings.
H.x
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Huh???? ! ! ! Where de pirates go???
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im goin to crap on your sholder in a minute m8 rolleyes
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if your tryin to hijack this thread you'll need a bigger tank m8 :twisted:
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Can i try a nissan micra instead, this thing handles like a tank
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Is that a tank between your legs or are you just pleased to see me :rascal:
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No honest.......your welcome to my disabled parking space!
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Little Timmy was a bit embarrassed at the competitiveness of his parents in the 'my 4x4 school mobile is bigger than yours' mentality. However, parking was never a problem
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FISH TANK - I meant get a fucking fish tank :doh: How the fuck am I gonna keep goldfish in that? rolleyes
Is it a bird noooooo is it a plane noooo its mr incredable aka meaty lol :lol:
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The sun... it's disappearing?
Ey-ey tis captain but the parrot she a glows!
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Yet another prisoner escapes by using the 'look up there, a spaceship' trick
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Well I can't see a feckin' pizza!
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The dress code on the QE2 definitely needed updating
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she was wondering which one she liked most - Dlep, Meaty or Markz
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What is Seaman Staines doing up there... and who is that with him?
Ye gods it's Roger the cabin boy!
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she was wondering which one she liked most - Dlep, Meaty or Markz
I think I'll try women rolleyes
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The dissappointment of the quality of attendees at her first munch was beginning to show and maybe the star wars convention would have been a better place to get laid
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We're going to be travelling 500 light years.... why didn't I pack spare batteries (sigh)
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As the final clay was fired into the sea, One Eyed Bob suddenly noticed the second page of instructions for his 'My first clay pigeon shoot' set, and realised that the gun thing was an integeral part of the game.

The Pirelli Calendar Audition was a bit of a foregone conclusion
H.x

I should have asked for face pics and not cock shots (sigh)
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What do you mean I can't park it here? Go on. Wheel clamp me then *snigger*
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If he starts singing, I'll have his fecking throat out! *SQUAWK* Polly want a cracker!
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Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and seeeee

sassy finally gets to meat smooth talking meaty rolleyes