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sassy finally gets to meat smooth talking meaty rolleyes

You know she's gonna kill you. And do you really think she'd wear a red hat like that one wink
Quote by PoloLady

Yes, that's right... I fell out of markz pants last Thursday and Nuggin here dropped out sometime on Saturday morning
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"Is this the way to Amarillo?"
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It's gonna be wikid man, im gonna put some phat wheels on it, drop da suspension, badass exhaust, fresh paintjob, neons and a killer sound system innit
Quote by PoloLady

Yes, that's right... I fell out of markz pants last Thursday and Nuggin here dropped out sometime on Saturday morning
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
"Tattoo Turds, thatz wot we are man, I got Dunlop stamped across me butt and Nuggin ere's got Reebok ................. Didn't urt me at all, nah - although Nuggins still in a bit of pain "
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Right, fart like that again and you can feckin walk mad
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Bloke finally realises what sort of helmets the Army had in mind when he signed up for 3 years
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are we nearly there yet?
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Dammie and the boys on a mission after HLB said she wanted a rabbit for her birthday
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judging by private smiths reaction to squashing a caterpiller, the platoon commander was unsure if the new recruits were ready for battle just jet
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Why does Vin Diesel get to carry the big gun, I am a trained actor... :cry:
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Come on lad, push, nearly there... and breath... in, out, in out... and push again.....
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Come on lads, the woodpile is just over there......
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Come on lads, the woodpile is just over there......
rotflmao
i can't see the ninja ponies though Celery?
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Come on lads, the woodpile is just over there......
rotflmao
i can't see the ninja ponies though Celery?
thats cause they are ninjas.... just shows how good they are.....
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Pete said the camp site is just up ahead. You lot pitch the tents and I'll see if he's started the BBQ yet
sorry Pete :giggle:
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i clearly heard him say "you can cum on my face... but watch the eyes" ......you selfish bastard
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Who farted?
I know that's not 10 but I can make up for it later
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"will you lot shutup? These are the directions Dlep gave to get to Marcusos"
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They keep saying I like cock.... it's not true... I only touched one once and I kept my eyes closed.
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Darkfire said 'If your name's not on the list, you ain't coming in'
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you take that back what you said about my mum
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The BBC were begininning to have second thoughts about asking Tim Burton to produce the relaunch of Playschool
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What do you mean "This is not what you had in mind when you wanted an orgy"?
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** through clenched teeth ** Its ok for you ... its just your arm she has hold of that tight !!!