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He's got an enormous horn!!
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Channel Five up the stakes in their new reality TV show
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Johnny Depp says 'Is this yours Orlando?'
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I clicked single male by mistake!! I was going to change it back to married!
MikeNorth
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(The captivesmile Is it too late to change that to "Jags" instead of "Jehovah"?
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Pull my Finger!
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Thats why mum goes to iceland!
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It wasn't quite how he had imagined the Extras Lounge!
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Pull my Finger!
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Do you do anal?
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Half a lager and lime and then we shag! That ok with you darlin?
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Oh, you meant CROW not scareCROW?! :doh:
Anyway, I don't think you've got the hang of the schoolgirl cossie too good either Abeline
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No matter how many times Michael denied having any nips, tucks or lifts, Catherine Zeta (suspecting his 'honest guv' face wasn't entirely genuine) just couldn't believe him confused
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George just couldn't bring himself to tell Sandra that his weird demeanour was because he'd forgotten to take the anal beads out before meeting her for dinner.
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dogs thinking
"fuck me...and they say us animals are dumb"
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From the poor attempt at hiding her blond wig in his shirt, Aunt Sally knew that Worzel had been cross dressing again.
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Eric excitedly gave a full description of how, at the scarecrow awards, he had scooped the top prize for
'being out-standing in his field' innocent bolt
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This fooking buttplug is splitting my arse. :shock:
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Elmo suspected he knew the location of the lucky sixpence
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Suddenly, Clyde realised that the tasty relish was actually fromm Sassy's bucket
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Suddenly, Clyde realised that the tasty relish was actually fromm Sassy's bucket
I just spat my fucking tea then you git! smackbottom
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can you take this plank out of my head so i can move
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