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Quote by mazandden
same with coyote ugly- I'd love to be a coyote gal,

mee toooo.......I love it......... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
actually I think we should plan a Coyote Ugly, girls night out/in.........brilliant film, I've just tried to explain it to Sheddy and his response was 'err......so it's a chick flick'..........men they'll never understand............but nevermind I have a party night to organise..........
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Quote by poshkate
same with coyote ugly- I'd love to be a coyote gal,

mee toooo.......I love it......... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
actually I think we should plan a Coyote Ugly, girls night out/in.........brilliant film, I've just tried to explain it to Sheddy and his response was 'err......so it's a chick flick'..........men they'll never understand............but nevermind I have a party night to organise..........
:bounce: :bounce:
I'm first on the list!!!!
We need a bar for dancing on and one of those bar hoses things to soak everyone with :;)
The last of the Mohicans (Denial Day-Lewis)
Blade Runner
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Kagamusha
Ran
7 Samurai
The list goes on and on…..
Kagamusha - I saw this in Norway ...so the film was in Japanese and had Norwegian subtitles... I've spent better 3 hours I have to admit. :shock: redface
Today I am contemplating watching Wallace and Gromit and the Werewolf thing... just to fill in some time whilst my cauliflower cheese bakes to a crunchy loveliness.
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Kagamusha - I saw this in Norway ...so the film was in Japanese and had Norwegian subtitles... I've spent better 3 hours I have to admit. :shock: redface
Today I am contemplating watching Wallace and Gromit and the Werewolf thing... just to fill in some time whilst my cauliflower cheese bakes to a crunchy loveliness.

That reminds me of a strange story from my time in Japan.
I had been invited to go to the cinema with one of my female friends to watch some chick flick or other that had just come out and was a must see for all the young ladies at the time. The film was a double bill with a Chinese Vampire comedy film dunno ,
The films started with the Vampire film and it was soon apparent I hade made a serious mistake agreeing to the little cinema jaunt, when the sound track dialogue was in Mandarin and the subtitle were in Japanese. :doh: Nearly two hours of bloody gibberish to go before the chick flick had even started. rolleyes
It was a matinee performance and as I looked around at the half empty theatre desperate for something to keep me occupied for the next two hours, I spotted a rather attractive twenty something sitting by herself in the middle of a row of seats just over my left shoulder. By half turning my head I could perv the wee lass without attracting the attention of her or the girl I was with.
The film to be honest was not that bad, I had absolutely no idea what was going on but as a comedy it had its fair share of slapstick moments to keep me looking from time to time, but not enough to stop me noticing a smartly dressed business man who came in late and after a brief look around went and sat in the same row as the girl I was perving and only about two seats away from her. Odd I thought, and kept a keen eye on what happened next. The man seemed to spend just a much time as me looking at the girl and as the lighting in the film dimmed and brightened, I could see he was sitting half facing the girl and wanking like a goodun Indignant I told the girl I was with and after she had had a good look herself (for conformation she told me) she went in search of an usherette to apprehend the scallywag.
Ahha! Thinks I, the randy old pervert will be grabbed by the ear and frogmarched into the waiting arms of the local constabulary with his manhood waggling about for all to see and his humiliation complete, it’s Seppuku for you my lad for sure Ha Ha!.
Imagine my confusion when a timid looking usherette slipped as unobtrusively as possible up to the girl in question bowed whispered in her ear and bowed again before moving off. The girl then gets up and moves half way down the cinema and sits down again……that’s just moves and the perv is left wanking by himself….a couple of minutes later he gets up and leaves….. blink
Oh and the chick flick was crap!
The Green Mile was a powerful film, quite moving. Somebody mentioned The Departed.. cracking film with awesome performances (apart from matt damon), especially Jack Nicholson. Thought it was his best since One flew over the cuckoos nest, which is another of my favourites.
Saw Happy Feet with my nephew last week and flippin loved it. Cute beyond belief and very funny at times thanks to Robin Williams. Catch that film. :thumbup:
I enjoyed Shrek - mind you I was almost held down and forced to watch it! Got VERY indignant about the fake scottish accent and got VERY upset when the gingerbread man got his leg cut off. Wasn't placated by the staple either!
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Favourite films, ah a long list:
- A tale of two sisters
- 'She's the man' - saw it recently, it honks but it keeps me happy
- The Darkness (Think that's what it's called, russian movie out this year about sci-fi good and evil skit).
- Sympathy of Mr Vengeance
- B'aise Moi - hard to watch and not sure what I thought of it but it was good
- The Pianist
- French movie starring Juliet Binoche - I think it was called 'Vertigo' or something, came out this year or last year, very surreal about someone watching a family and the repercussions, it was very clever.
- The Business
Worst Films:
- 50 First Dates
Best bad film quotes - name the movie:
" Only one species is getting out of this alive"
" I fish! It's what I do"
" You killed mine! Now I'll kill yours!"
Adios Amber
Not my favourite film, but just watching the latest version of King Kong confused Has anyone else seen it and what did they think?? :?
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Not my favourite film, but just watching the latest version of King Kong confused Has anyone else seen it and what did they think?? :?

I liked it but am impressed by the fact that she never tore that flimsy nighty in the jungle lol
Steve just said that it was okay until the last shot of her on top of the Empire State building... The wind would have blown her straight off... Up till that point it was believable :giggle:
It was a little gory in places :scared:
I watched “The Sixth Sense” on TV again last night. A bloody good film, and very clever, with some genuinely disturbing moments.