Greetings all!
As a wet behind the ears newbie I had to pluck up courage and put my first ever post on SH.
From the warm welcomes I receieved it put me at ease.
However on the other side of the coin I would love to hear from regulars or old timers with their FINAL posts on SH.
It would be G8 to hear what you think would be on ur epitah post to all and sundry, summing you up or alternatively a funny/good experience you had from SH that would go down in history.
I look forward to hearing some interesting stories.......
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Final post for regulars of SH
Sex God
So long and thanks for all the fish................
ooohhh and I got in before anybody else :grin:
ooohhh and I got in before anybody else :grin:
Sex God
last post......
hmmmm i wud want it to have a a monatge of all me best bits....with the last post song playing in the background.....
but stuff that 1000 has been and gone now....bring on more....
MikeC
hmmmm i wud want it to have a a monatge of all me best bits....with the last post song playing in the background.....
but stuff that 1000 has been and gone now....bring on more....
MikeC
Sex God
This is a quite a difficult one :undecided:
"See you at the Final Munch in 9999
Details will be sent out via PM in 8750"
:dunno: :dunno:
"See you at the Final Munch in 9999
Details will be sent out via PM in 8750"
:dunno: :dunno: 
Sex God
My last post would read.....
"Anyone fancy shagging a dead body?"
Yeah, yeah........ I know where the bus stop is..........
:lol: :lol: :lol:
"Anyone fancy shagging a dead body?"
Yeah, yeah........ I know where the bus stop is..........
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
LOL
Sex God
Quote by MikeC
last post......
hmmmm i wud want it to have a a monatge of all me best bits....with the last post song playing in the background.....
but stuff that 1000 has been and gone now....bring on more....
MikeC
mikec we are just going to hang your undies on the edge of your grave stone and decorate it with all the pics ur ma took of u for swinging heaven
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Sex God
PMSL
Sex God
HE CAME
HE SAW
HE ACTED THE WHORE
The little green whore on tour 1669-2069
HE SAW
HE ACTED THE WHORE
The little green whore on tour 1669-2069
Sex God
"ive got my coat"
Orgasminator
QRT and Clear 
Sex God
You're best bet for advice on writing leaving posts, flounces or general excuses for not being online is to go digging up some of Neilnolongerinleeds' posts...... think he holds the record number of official flounces!
One a week at one point I think it was!
This one being the last time I cried when he flounced, This one with a lame reason and This one being his latest feeble excuse for desertion!
Me...... on the other hand has never flounced! :smug:
Erm............ is that the time???
I'll fetch me coat (tm warwick)
One a week at one point I think it was!
This one being the last time I cried when he flounced, This one with a lame reason and This one being his latest feeble excuse for desertion!
Me...... on the other hand has never flounced! :smug:
Erm............ is that the time???
I'll fetch me coat (tm warwick)
Quote by little gem
You're best bet for advice on writing leaving posts, flounces or general excuses for not being online is to go digging up some of Neilnolongerinleeds' posts...... think he holds the record number of official flounces!
One a week at one point I think it was!
This one being the last time I cried when he flounced, This one with a lame reason and This one being his latest feeble excuse for desertion!
Me...... on the other hand has never flounced! :smug:
Erm............ is that the time???
I'll fetch me coat (tm warwick)
Taxi for Little Gem!!! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by dargento
im not allowed to mention a last post.....or even consider 1.....
the outpouring of sorrow from other members would be almost physically tangable....
and by eck itd be quiet at the socials.........
bluexxx...............any spare seats on that bus :shock:
oh i can smell the fresh country smell of bull shit
Sex God
Quote by Tra-n-Lee
HE CAME
HE SAW
HE ACTED THE WHORE
The little green whore on tour 1669-2069
You've... You've been swinging since you were 13!? :shock: :shock: :shock:
well nice to see the education system work lol and u took more than a glance at the little green whores post if u want to know more try having read your add u may well like me
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-388729.html
Orgasminator
having taken 5 mins to get in here and christ knows how long trying to get out, my final post would be a little plagerism from Mr. M Caine. As I finally saw the exit I would loudly and proudly proclaim....... "you were only meant to blow the bloody doors off"
Any seats left on that bus ?
Any seats left on that bus ?
Sex God
OK........OK!!!!!! I get the message.
I'm leaving!!!
or
He should've known better.
I'm leaving!!!
or
He should've known better.
