Fireman Sam's Secret Lovechild

31 May 2010

You can tell it's a long weekend and we have small children in the house!
If you have small children too then you may know what I mean, my apologies to those who will have absolutely no clue about any of this.
For a while now, I have been subjected to wall to wall Fireman Sam at weekends. A couple of things struck me:
- Almost all of the trouble in the village comes from young Norman Price. Why haven't they put a supervision order on him, or an ASBO - or simply run him out of town?
- Next, there is no sign of a Mr Price. Norman lives alone with his mum.
- Norman has vivid red hair, yet his mum is dark.
- The only other person in the village with red hair is......Fireman Sam himself. This would explain why the fire brigade are so indulgent of young Norm.
Now this conjures up the rather unpleasant image of Fireman Sam and Dilys Price! :scared:
All I can say is, he must have been very drunk and has been paying for it ever since!
Will
I do hope that there is someone else out there who knows what I'm talking about.

31 May 2010

lol

31 May 2010

Quote by willxx69
You can tell it's a long weekend and we have small children in the house!
If you have small children too then you may know what I mean, my apologies to those who will have absolutely no clue about any of this.
For a while now, I have been subjected to wall to wall Fireman Sam at weekends. A couple of things struck me:
- Almost all of the trouble in the village comes from young Norman Price. Why haven't they put a supervision order on him, or an ASBO - or simply run him out of town?
- Next, there is no sign of a Mr Price. Norman lives alone with his mum.
- Norman has vivid red hair, yet his mum is dark.
- The only other person in the village with red hair is......Fireman Sam himself. This would explain why the fire brigade are so indulgent of young Norm.
Now this conjures up the rather unpleasant image of Fireman Sam and Dilys Price! :scared:
All I can say is, he must have been very drunk and has been paying for it ever since!
Will
I do hope that there is someone else out there who knows what I'm talking about.

:giggle:

31 May 2010

Bloody hell Will, you must be bored! lol

31 May 2010

Quote by Freckledbird
Bloody hell Will, you must be bored!

There's been no escvaping it! :crazy:
If anyone wants to suggest some diversion - I'm open to offers... :twisted:
Will

31 May 2010

...could be Postman Pat's bastard......he has red hair. But he apparently has his hands full with Mrs Goggins when he's not playing with his pussy!
She's called Jess allegedly lol

6 Jun 2010

It's nice to know that the grown ups are getting enjoyment from these programmes too.
Plim

6 Jun 2010

Quote by Plimboy
It's nice to know that the grown ups are getting enjoyment from these programmes too.
Plim

I didn't know Will was a grown up :giggle:

6 Jun 2010

OMG i cant believe fireman Sam would do such a thing, fancy that, him and Dilys tut tut, explains such a lot lol
but honestly cant belive how observant you are will, and cant believe you actually sit there watching it too lol, all those years ago when it was wall to wall fireman sam, postman pat and thomas the tank i used it to distract the little one whilst i got on with housework, never actually had the time to watch it myself, looks like ive missed out on so much wink

7 Jun 2010

I only watched it because I was told good parenting required you to sit with your children and watch what they're watching. Then you can interact with them in conversation afterwards and extend their comprehension and vocabulary:
"That Norman is a very naughty boy, isn't he? So who do you think is Norman's daddy, sweetheart? And do you think the CSA have tracked him down and established a payment order from his salary?"
Alternatively, it could be because I was a lazy tart and ended up sat watching the same old videos over and over and over again while breast-feeding the bigger one's little brother endlessly.

26 Jun 2010

Quote by willxx69
You can tell it's a long weekend and we have small children in the house!
If you have small children too then you may know what I mean, my apologies to those who will have absolutely no clue about any of this.
For a while now, I have been subjected to wall to wall Fireman Sam at weekends. A couple of things struck me:
- Almost all of the trouble in the village comes from young Norman Price. Why haven't they put a supervision order on him, or an ASBO - or simply run him out of town?
- Next, there is no sign of a Mr Price. Norman lives alone with his mum.
- Norman has vivid red hair, yet his mum is dark.
- The only other person in the village with red hair is......Fireman Sam himself. This would explain why the fire brigade are so indulgent of young Norm.
Now this conjures up the rather unpleasant image of Fireman Sam and Dilys Price! :scared:
All I can say is, he must have been very drunk and has been paying for it ever since!
Will
I do hope that there is someone else out there who knows what I'm talking about.

:giggle:
Just wait until you progress to the Wiggles ... now they are a strange bunch!

26 Jun 2010

Postman pat is awfully busy at all those England matches at the moment lol

27 Jun 2010

Quote by Calista
:giggle:
Just wait until you progress to the Wiggles ... now they are a strange bunch!

Oh, I've seen the Wiggles too. You're right, they're very strange.
Just for the record, I don't actually sit there watching the programmes, but if I'm here on the laptop then it's there out of the corner of my eye - and of course I can hear it. Talking of hearing, that makes the Wiggles particularly offensive.
Some of the Kiddies programmes I can actually enjoy (the Backyardigans can be hilarious) others I can't stand at all - such as Me Too :crazy:
Will