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OMG first case of bird flu in turkey confused ..
Im sat at home with a bad cold poor me .
If i was a guy it would be called flu .
Ok im a bird does that meen its bird flu i have .
Usless info can anyone do any better lol
Quote by debz4u
OMG first case of bird flu in turkey confused ..
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Does that mean it's cold turkey fer Christmas then? :shock:
Should we be having a cull of all birds??
Can we start with freckledbird??? lol
I'm not one to worry or cause panic.... but with bird flu apparently spreading across the globe, shouldn't we all stop eating KFC? lol
Quote by bigDewi69
I'm not one to worry or cause panic.... but with bird flu apparently spreading across the globe, shouldn't we all stop eating KFC? lol

Do we eat KFC? Yeeeuk!
I have done my bit to stop the spread of Bird Flu. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have taken the nuts out of the bird feeder in the garden and replaced them with Lemsip!! confused :? :? :?
Quote by westerross
I'm not one to worry or cause panic.... but with bird flu apparently spreading across the globe, shouldn't we all stop eating KFC? lol

Do we eat KFC? Yeeeuk!
What does KFC stand for? Kant Fookin Cook
ewwww kfc, not eaten that rubbish in ages.
debz......i hope you havent passed it onto any unsuspecting men?
:shock: Narrrrr not been out of my sick bed .
sgt got any spare lemsips iv run out confused
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have done my bit to stop the spread of Bird Flu. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have taken the nuts out of the bird feeder in the garden and replaced them with Lemsip!! confused :? :? :?

Do all the birds in your garden wear uniforms and line up in rows Sarge? :shock: :shock:
:grin: :grin: bolt
Quote by debz4u
:shock: Narrrrr not been out of my sick bed .
sgt got any spare lemsips iv run out confused

I'm full of Manflu myself and I'm Lemsipped up now !! :? :? :?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have done my bit to stop the spread of Bird Flu. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have taken the nuts out of the bird feeder in the garden and replaced them with Lemsip!! confused :? :? :?

rotflmao and that's why (no matter what anyone else says) I love the sarge kiss
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm full of Manflu myself and I'm Lemsipped up now !! confused :? :?

You obviously spent too much time in the garden Sarge - as you yourself told me, these birds never use their handkerchieves! lol :lol:
Get better soon. :therethere:
Quote by MikeNorth

I'm full of Manflu myself and I'm Lemsipped up now !! confused :? :?

You obviously spent too much time in the garden Sarge - as you yourself told me, these birds never use their handkerchieves! lol :lol:
Get better soon. :therethere:
Thanks Mike
Sgt do you need the nurse's to come round and look after you? :shock:
Quote by Sarah
Sgt do you need the nurse's to come round and look after you? :shock:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Yes please!!!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Quote by postie
Should we be having a cull of all birds??
Can we start with freckledbird??? lol

Gee* thanks, make me feel better why don't you confused
Quote by bigDewi69
I'm not one to worry or cause panic.... but with bird flu apparently spreading across the globe, shouldn't we all stop eating KFC? lol

Nah. As it needs to be a bird in the first place, Kentucky Fried Cardboard's completely safe from bird flu. :thumbup:
Quote by postie
Should we be having a cull of all birds??
Can we start with freckledbird??? lol

ooh postie ur so dead when she see`s u smackbottom
I wonder if long eared cats will be infected coz they eat birds :lol:
sierra x x wink
Quote by debz4u
OMG first case of bird flu in turkey confused ..
Im sat at home with a bad cold poor me .
If i was a guy it would be called flu .
Ok im a bird does that meen its bird flu i have .
Usless info can anyone do any better lol

at least you don't have 'Russian Flu'
You'd have to change you name to 'Ivor Chestykof' innocent bolt
Quote by meat2pleaseu
OMG first case of bird flu in turkey confused ..
Im sat at home with a bad cold poor me .
If i was a guy it would be called flu .
Ok im a bird does that meen its bird flu i have .
Usless info can anyone do any better lol

at least you don't have 'Russian Flu'
You'd have to change you name to 'Ivor Chestykof' innocent bolt
If its any consolotation, I thought it was funny!
with your reputation for humour, no its not
Quote by meat2pleaseu
with your reputation for humour, no its not

rotflmao :rotflmao:
Where was all the offers to rub my chest with vic .
dunno :dunno:.
smackbottom thats for meaty naughty boy lol
Quote by debz4u
Where was all the offers to rub my chest with vic .
dunno :dunno:

Hi - can i step in?
Quote by debz4u
:shock: Narrrrr not been out of my sick bed .
sgt got any spare lemsips iv run out confused

I'm poorly too! mad Did we all catch it in cupids last Tuesday??? :shock:
Yeah we must have thats 4 of us so far :shock: :shock: