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Hi Everyone - this is my first time in the Forum - hope everyone is well.
I am a single girl aged 27 yrs old 5'8" size 10 blonde and horny with 34C tits.
Anyone want to chat?? wink
Sounds too good to be true to me, but welcome to the forum!!! biggrin :D :D wave :wave: :wave:
He has got a point though........
Tell me about yourselves
Hello horny, what do you want to chat about?
Quote by horny001
Tell me about yourselves
Ooooh, no, you first!!
Dan - 25 year old male from london.
About 6' 3" bit of a submissive.....
Oh and a compete wimp!!
Hello and welcome to SH.
Hope you have a good time.
Have you had your first annoying "wanna fuck" PM yet???????????
reckon i should dare be the first!
Jiggle
Quote by horny001
Tell me about yourselves

you first...where you from for instance?
Sorry still trying to figure out how this all works......
I'm from Sheffield
Quote by horny001
Sorry still trying to figure out how this all works......
I'm from Sheffield

do what you just did, but write more....
6 foot fuck all......blonde hair....blue eyes....rippling muscles...forget the 6 pack mines an 8...and a huge cock!!!!!
beleive that youll beleive anything
biggrin :D :D :D
Quote by horny001
Hi Everyone - this is my first time in the Forum - hope everyone is well.
I am a single girl aged 27 yrs old 5'8" size 10 blonde and horny with 34C tits.
Anyone want to chat?? wink
hi and welcome/where are you from? :wink:
I'm 5'5" long blonde hair, bisexual, 32g boobs, and no body hair whatsoever. I also have perfect skin, am a size 8, and an exibitionist. I also like being spanked....
....oh, hang on, I just wrote what I thought people wanted to hear biggrin
silly me redface surprisedops:
sorry, forgive my sarcasm, I can't help it sad
Quote by lucyuktv2
I'm 5'5" long blonde hair, bisexual, 32g boobs, and no body hair whatsoever. I also have perfect skin, am a size 8, and an exibitionist. I also like being spanked....

You forgot "damn fine ass" in that description :twisted: wink
Oooh cynics the lot of you!!!
Hi there - I'm Rainbows. 24, butch . Pleased to meet you wave :wave:
Quote by bluexxx
I'm 5'5" long blonde hair, bisexual, 32g boobs, and no body hair whatsoever. I also have perfect skin, am a size 8, and an exibitionist. I also like being spanked....

You forgot "damn fine ass" in that description :twisted: wink
...but I don't have a damn fine ass...
Quote by lucyuktv2
I'm 5'5" long blonde hair, bisexual, 32g boobs, and no body hair whatsoever. I also have perfect skin, am a size 8, and an exibitionist. I also like being spanked....

You forgot "damn fine ass" in that description :twisted: wink
...but I don't have a damn fine ass...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..... looks OK from here :wink: :wink: :wink:
Quote by bluexxx
I'm 5'5" long blonde hair, bisexual, 32g boobs, and no body hair whatsoever. I also have perfect skin, am a size 8, and an exibitionist. I also like being spanked....

You forgot "damn fine ass" in that description :twisted: wink
...but I don't have a damn fine ass...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..... looks OK from here :wink: :wink: :wink:
knew it would work...keep em coming :twisted: :twisted:
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Tell me about yourselves

Might have to do this in stages horny......life has been cruel.
I was born in 1958, on a bleak April morning. The birth was a difficult one by all accounts however both baby (me) and mother soon picked up.
I was a perfectly healthy baby with the exception that my big toes were fused to the adjoining toe, this problem had no health impact and it was felt that a seperation of the toes whilst the bones were soft would be easier than in latter life, however. at the time all those many years ago, they thought that because the foot looked normal to the eye (the fuseing wasn't easily visible) there would be no psychological implications for me in latter life, however this was 1958 and flip flops had yet to be invented........
same time same channel next week
butch . Please to meet you

Rubbish... If the picture is of you....... then you dont have the figure for it.
No Offence
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butch . Please to meet you

Rubbish... If the picture is of you....... then you dont have the figure for it.
No Offence
That was my piss poor attempt at humour today.
Please forgive me - I know not what I do (it is called lack of sleep). Anyway - it's all somebody elses' fault.
Rainbow your a OMG i didnt know lol
Mike